NCT Behavioral Analysis Unit

NCT Behavioral Analysis Unit

A Criminal Minds inspired au. Members included: Johnny, Taeyong, Yuta, Doyoung, Ten, Jaehyun and Jungwoo. Taeil is also mentioned but he isn’t part of the team. Reader x Mystery member. Try to guess who y/n is dating and see if you got it right! In this story, Doyoung is the leader. Also, in case you’ve watched Criminal Minds, JohnTen’s friendship is inspired by the friendship between Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan.

Warnings: Murder, blood, robbery, mental breakdown, swear words, illegal activities. Genre: crime, mystery, angst but has fluff towards the end Word count: 3k (3000 words) ~~~~~~~  “Sorry to interrupt, but we have a new case. Everyone gather up.” Doyoung‘s voice made Jungwoo and you jump. Everyone soon appeared in the conference room and sat around the large table, while Ten was putting up the pictures of the victims.

“Three women were shot and found in their homes. Park Aera, aged 67, married to an old famous actor, Song Jieun, aged 64 married to a retired but very successful lawyer and finally Jung Yeona, aged 56 who was married to a surgeon who’s considered to be one of the best, if not the best in our country.” Doyoung started.

“So, for now the thing that connects the victims is the fact that all 3 women were married to very successful men and probably a lot of money.” Yuta spoke up and Doyoung nodded. “Yes, but now no, since the person killed the women and mugged them.”

“That must be the reason for his killings. Maybe he needed money, it could be a junkie or in general someone who doesn’t have a good paying job.” Jaehyun spoke up and Doyoung shrugged before continuing.

“Maybe, however there were no signs of forced entry. No broken windows and nothing on the doors.” Doyoung informed and showed us some quick pictures of the crime scene.

“So the person must have known them” Johnny said.

“But if they were considered higher class, why would they befriend a person of a way lower class and invite them in their house?” Yuta asked.

“It’s not impossible, but we don’t know how these three women could have met this person.” Doyoung reasoned and we all nodded, deep in thought.

“Also, keep in mind that those people kept large amounts of money in safes in their houses, so the person stole their money first, asking them to open their safes and then killed them.” He added and showed pictures of the wide open safes and the bodies of the women laying in the same room with blood all over them and the floor.

“Since the person simply shot those women, it’s obvious that he didn’t rely on anything other than his gun, so it must be someone of their age.”  You thought out loud.

“He didn’t try to choke them or beat them up because he wasn’t in a good physical condition to do so.” Jungwoo added and you nodded, before turning to Doyoung.

“Exactly. We will continue this on the plane, wheels up in 20.” Doyoung announced and everyone got up to gather their things.

 “Yuta and Jaehyun, go handle the press, the rest of you follow me to the crime scene” Doyoung instructed.

“As you can see, no signs of forced entry, no footprints and sadly there were no eye witnesses.” The local head policeman, Taeil informed you.

“The victims were found late at night, so it’s estimated that all of them were killed around 10pm on different days.” Doyoung said.

“Do we know where their husbands were?” You asked and Taeyong shook his head. “We will see them later today so we will ask them.”

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“After we finish investigating the crime scenes, we will inform you about the killer, but until then be safe everyone.” Yuta thanked them and left with Jaehyun, everyone coming back to the headquarters after investigating all the crime scenes.

 “My wife was a sweet woman. She hadn’t been in a serious argument with anyone since high school, or maybe even before that.” Park Aera’s husband cried.

“So, you don’t think your wife had any enemies or people who were jealous of her?” You asked and the man shook his head.

“No, definitely not. She was very friendly and selfless.” He replied and sat back.

“Did she have many friends?” Taeyong asked and the man took a second, before answering.

“She had a few close friends, but she was also very social. She could start a conversation with a stranger easily.” He replied and Taeyong looked at you before asking again. “But wouldn’t ever invite a stranger to the house, right?”

“Of course not. Who even trusts people this easily?”

“Where were you, before you found your wife?” Yuta asked Jung Yeona’s husband, but the man looked away.

“Sir, we can’t be of help if you hide things from us. Right now all we want to do is find the person that did this to your wife.” Jungwoo explained and the man gulped.

“I...” the man hesitated and sighed before continuing. “I was with one of the nurses of the hospital I work at. I have to admit I was cheating on my wife, but I did love her.” The man said and Jungwoo nodded.

“Did your wife know that you were cheating?” Jungwoo asked. “She probably had suspicions. I was distant and she was too.” The man relpied

“Do you think your wife would ever cheat on you as payback?” Yuta asked and the man shrugged. “It could be an explanation as to why she was disinterested in our marriage too.” The man said and Yuta just nodded, before exiting the room with Jungwoo.

“If she cheated, then the guy she would be with could have done that.” Yuta said but Jungwoo shook his head.

“I don’t think she would invite him in their house though. She would probably have gone to his house instead.” Jungwoo reasoned.

“Hey, Song Jieun’s husband was barely interested in his wife’s death and mostly cared about the money he lost.” Jaehyun informed the rest of you. “Park Aera’s husband was the complete opposite.” You replied and Jungwoo chuckled. “We got the husband who was a mix of these two, then. He was cheating on her.”

“So far, there’s no connection between the three.” Johnny said.

“We have the basics of the killer’s profile. We will continue informing the police as we gain more details, but for now everyone gather up for the profile analysis.” Doyoung walked past you into a conference room.

“We’re looking for a white male, late 50s to 60s.” Doyoung started. “He must have had a job that isn’t very high paying, so he targets wealthy women around his age or older for their money.” Jungwoo added and everyone took notes.

“He knows all his victims and probably develops a relationship with them. He is charming, flirty and very social.” You continued.

“He seems trust worthy and flies under the radar. No one suspects this person would do something like this.” Jaehyun concluded. “We will learn more about the women’s close friendships soon. For now, increase patrol around the houses of wealthy women.  We will hold a press conference and inform the public.”  He said and everyone left the room.

“Jaehyun go handle the press” Doyoung instructed and Jaehyun complied.

“Call Ten and ask him whether he has found any article about the three women that could help us find out more about their social circle.” Doyoung turned to Johnny, who nodded, calling Ten.

“You have reached the sass master Ten. If there’s anything that you need, I’m sorry but I don’t care.” Ten joked as he picked up.

“Hey sass master, we need you to check any articles written about these women. We need to know about friends or anyone they are close enough to invite to their house.” Johnny said.

“I have already done that and trust me there are many. Park Aera was married to an actor, so there are many photos of her with other people and fans. However, there’s something interesting about Song Jieun,. She was accused of participating in an illegal poker club, but her husband is a lawyer so he covered her.” Ten said and everyone looked at each other.

“Ten, can you check if the women had big money withdrawals recently?” You said and Ten started typing.

“Um, I wouldn’t say big money withdrawals. But they were very frequent, eventually adding up to a lot of money.” He replied.

“Thanks Ten. Let’s go ask them if they knew anything about this illegal poker club.” Doyoung said.

 “I- Am I gonna get arrested if I admit that I knew about this? I never liked poker, but my wife was a little addicted. I tried to stop her but it always led to big fights.” Jung Yeona’s husband said.

“Do you happen to know anyone of the people she met at that poker club?” Jungwoo asked and the man shook his head.

“No, they never revealed their names. They used code names.” The man answered. “What kind of code names?” Yuta asked. “Names from cards. For example King of hearts.” The man replied and Yuta sighed.

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“How are we gonna find them, if we don’t even know their names?” Jaehyun asked. “Don’t worry, we have Ten.” Johnny said and nodded towards Doyoung who was already calling him.

“Ten, make a list of all the people who had frequent money withdrawals.” He instructed and Ten sighed.

“It won’t be of help. I have found about 2000 people.”

“Narrow it down to only our city.” You suggested.

“It already is narrowed down to our city. Don’t forget this is the capital.” Ten replied.

“People in their 50s and over” Jungwoo said.

“212 people” Ten replied and waited for more orders.

“People of high paying jobs or married to people of high paying jobs.” Taeyong said and Ten raised his fist in triumph.

“Now we’re talking. 40 people.” Ten replied.

“Still too many.” Doyoung sighed and everyone was deep in thought.

“Keep the list and check the phones numbers. Did any of them contact any of the three women frequently?” Jungwoo said and Ten typed quickly.

“Narrowed down to 5, all of them are women. I’m sending you their names and addresses. Ten replied.

“Okay, thank you, baby, you were very helpful.” Johnny flirted and Ten giggled. “Call me that more often, will you?” He sighed and Johnny chuckled before hanging up, but no one questioned the two, as you were all used to the two flirting, but still keeping an amazing platonic relationship.

“We met up and had tournaments in each other’s houses.” One of the women admitted to Taeyong.

“Was any man a little too friendly to Jung Yeona?” Taeyong asked her.

“There is a man who is very friendly with every woman. But he is the one who actually started all this and just wants to have more people participate. He is naturally this social.” The woman admitted.

“Do you know anything about the man?” Taeyong asked and she nodded.

“We don’t know names, but I know that he wasn’t married and that he was the head of a famous restaurant.” The woman replied and Taeyong raised an eyebrow. “Was?”

“Yes, he has retired and started these poker tournaments to collect more money and send his daughter to a good university.” The woman replied and Taeyong nodded and got up. “Thank you.” He said and immediately let the others know.

“Ten, search for a head of a famous restaurant, not married, but has a daughter.” Doyoung instructed into the phone. “Found him. It’s Son Jihoon. I’m sending you his address right now.”

 “I’m telling you, I did not kill those women.” Son Jihoon said, but Jaehyun shook his head. “The only reason I ever contacted these women was just to invite them to the tournaments. But nothing else. You can check that I never called them. Only texted them.” He reasoned.

“That doesn’t mean that there wasn’t a secret message hidden in these texts or that you never went to their houses.” Jaehyun said and the man sighed. “Where were you the nights the women were killed?” Jaehyun pressed.

“In other tournaments, since these women didn’t want to participate in any tournament for the past 2 months.”  

“Jaehyun,” You appeared and called out, making him turn and look at you. “We found another body. The rest are heading to the crime scene already.” You informed and Son Jihoon sat back with a smile. “Do you now believe that it wasn’t me?”

 “This is the body of 68 year old Kim Eunji, wife of an old Politician named Seo Sunghoon who died 7 years ago.” Policeman Taeil informed you.

“This woman wasn’t murdered the way the other three were.” Yuta pointed out.

“She was stabbed repeatedly. How can a person in the age we estimated do this?” Jungwoo spoke.

“And the killer was able to get away so quickly, even if police patrolled everywhere.” Taeyong spoke as a matter-of-factly.

“This means that our killer must be younger than what we expected him to be.”  Doyoung said and took out his phone.  “Jaehyun, ask Son Jihoon if there’s anyone young taking part in those tournaments”

“There is a man. But I don’t know his name or number. He was always invited by someone else.” Son Jihoon answered and Doyoung sighed.

“Um,” Jungwoo spoke up holding a book and a piece of paper in his hand. “I don’t think we will need Son Jihoon anymore.” He said and pointed at a rough drawing of a man, drawn by Kim Eunji.

“Quick! Send the picture to Ten.” Taeyong said and Jungwoo complied.

“How did you even find this between so many books?” Doyoung asked and Jungwoo pointed at the book. “It’s obvious that it’s in worse condition that the rest, so I guessed it was her favorite.” He shrugged as if he didn’t do anything special.

“The man you are looking for is Hwang Kwangsoo. He is 23 years old, he has been in the hospital many times because he was bullied by his classmates for being fat and nerdy. He has a membership in a gym for year now and changed his ID photo to a more recent one where it is obvious that he is much thinner now. And his number has contacted all the victims more than once.” Ten said and Johnny chuckled.

“You’re fucking brilliant, you know that?” “Oh, I know, darling, but it took you long enough to realise.” Ten said and hung up.

“I texted Jaehyun and (y/n) the address, they will be there soon.” Yuta said and they all quickly got in their cars.

“Hwang Kwangsoo! FBI!” Jaehyun yelled. “Open the door! This is FBI!” Yuta yelled next but still nothing.

Jaehyun signed to us that he planned to kick on the door. “I’m taking the back with Jungwoo and Taeyong” Johnny said and Doyoung moved closer to you. Jaehyun kicked the door and all 4 of you immediately walked in.

“Clear!” You yelled from the living room and Doyoung repeated from the kitchen. Johnny motioned up the stairs and walked with Jaehyun trailing right behind him.  He opened the door and was faced with Hwang Kwangsoo with his gun on his own head.

“Why do they do this?” Kwangsoo cried. “Kwangsoo put the gun down.” Jaehyun ordered, but Kwangsoo didn’t move. “I tried so hard and they still ignore me. WHY DO THEY IGNORE ME? Why do they ignore me, agent? I am not fat anymore. I dress nicely. I now even have money. What the fuck does a woman want from me? What more do they want?”

“Kwangsoo, put the gun down and let’s talk about it. We will take you to someone who can help you.” Johnny said, but the man ignored him.

“Are you dating anyone?” The man asked no one in particular. “Why is it important?” Johnny asked and the man got up, making Jaehyun and Johnny raise their guns higher and follow his movement immediately. “Because,” the man started and pointed at them. “you are not as attractive as I am and I’m sure you have less money than me. So if you are dating someone, then you have to tell me why women don’t like me!”

“I’m not dating anyone. But it doesn’t matter what I-” Johnny started but got cut off.

“What about you?” he turned towards Jaehyun. “Are you dating someone?” He asked and Jaehyun let out a simple ‘no’.  “YOU ARE LYING TO ME!” Kwangsoo pointed his gun at Jaehyun.

“Kwangsoo, put the gun down now!” You ordered and Johnny looked at you as if you walked in at the worst timing ever, probably because you did. Kwangsoo immediately moved towards you, trying to grab you.

“YOU BITCH! WHY DO YOU NOT WANT ME?” But before he could get any closer, a gunshot was heard, coming from Jaehyun’s gun, who shot Kwangsoo on his side.

Kwangsoo collapsed on the ground, bleeding, his hands instinctively covering his wound, his gun falling from his hand.

“We’re gonna need an ambulance quickly.” Johnny spoke into his walkie-talkie.

Everyone thanked policeman Taeil and gathered up their stuff to get on the jet and finally go home. Taeyong tried to sleep, Jungwoo was finishing up his report on the case and the rest of you simply discussed the case together.

“I couldn’t not shoot him after seeing he tried to grab (y/n)” Jaehyun said to Johnny and he chuckled.  “Why? Were you worried that she wouldn’t be able to protect herself?” Yuta teased and Jaehyun shook his head ‘no’ quickly.

“Hey! I’m perfectly capable of protecting myself!’ You said, but nuzzled closer to Jaehyun’s side.

“Oh, I know. It’s because he was afraid that (y/n) would wanna date Kwangsoo, since he was more attractive and had more money than both of us.” Johnny joked and everyone laughed along.

Jaehyun turned to you, making you look up. “What?” you asked and locked eyes with him. “Will you leave me for Kwangsoo because he is more attractive and has more money than me?” He jokingly asked you and you chuckled.

“If I wanted someone more attractive and with more money, I’d simply date our leader, Doyoung.” You joked and everyone except Jaehyun laughed, Doyoung letting out a “Thanks for the appreciation.”

“Nah, I’m just teasing you, baby” You said and pecked his lips. “EW. I told you no pda at work!” Doyoung grimaced, but you waved him off, kissing Jaehyun again, who just smiled into the kiss.  

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Mingyu x sister!reader

Summary: Mingyu has had enough of the busy schedule and decides to come back home to visit his family. 

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff-ish?

Word count:453

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Mingyu sighed putting the phone down and closing his eyes. He felt the tears running down his face. He really missed his family.You had called him once again on the phone, excited to tell him the news about your good grades and about how much fun you had with your friends.You finished the call by telling him that you missed him and that you wished he visited you soon. He promised he would as soon as he could, but that's what he said every time. 

Mingyu was feeling as if he was lying, but his schedule was always so full. Comeback after comeback, show after show. Barely had time for himself. However he hasn't been home in almost a year. He was so done with all of this.   He decided that enough was enough. He was going home now. He let his managers know that he'll be gone for 3 days. It wasn’t nearly enough but at least he was going home. 

He soon found himself at the airport, with just a small bag on his back, enough to fit two outfits and one extra pair of underwear. He was going home anyway. He still had some of his stuff there. 

Hours passed and he finally reached his home. He rang the bell and heard the confused voice of your mom, asking who it was, since you weren't expecting anyone at this hour. As soon as the door opened, your mum engulfed him in her arms, his shirt stained by her tears. You all ate dinner together and your parents went to sleep, tired after work, so he decided to sit in the room with you and spend some time together. 

After you talked about everything that had happened since the last time you saw him, you decided to put on a movie to watch, but before you could turn the lights off, he spoke up. 

"Take a picture of me with your big teddy bear" he said and you laughed."Are you serious?" You asked and he excitedly nodded. He took out his phone and you took it from his extended hand and snapped a few pictures of him.

"You looked really cute in these" you complimented and he smiled looking at the pics. "I'll post them, then" he said and you gaped at him. "Really?? Are they that good? Are you sure they are worthy to be on the official account?" You asked and he nodded.

"Of course. The model is for sure making the picture better, but the photographer was also good so I'm not complaining." He joked and you playfully pushed him.You both laughed and you leaned your head on his shoulder, watching him post the picture.You smiled at him before turning the lights off and starting the movie.

I hope you text me soon

Jungkook x male reader

Warnings: mention of smoking (don’t smoke guys, it’s not healthy)

Word count: 1.1k (1195 words)

Genre: fluff i guess?

Summary:Everyone seems to be so eager to see the cute barista, including Jungkook, but luck doesn’t seem to be on his side. So, what if he creepily followed him on his break?

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It seemed to be a regular day for Jungkook. He woke up, got ready and started his day. On his way though, he noticed something different. A new coffee shop had opened and there seemed to be a huge line, people wanting to support the new place. He wasn't planning to actually go, especially because he hated waiting in line for that long. However there was something that caught his attention.

Whispers were heard coming from girls, about how cute the male barista was. He was now really curious to see how cute that barista could be to impress that many people. So he waited. And waited. Until it was finally the time to order.

To his dismay he was met with the face of a girl, the other barista nowhere to be seen. He tried to hide his frown as he ordered a coffee and left as quickly as he could, disappointed.

Jungkook moved on with his day, occupying himself with other stuff as he tried not to think about what happened earlier today. But of course, Jungkook can’t let something like that slide.

He decided to visit the same coffee shop the next day. Again, had to wait in a really long line, but this time he overheard something from the people in front of him that made him want to stomp his foot like a child.

"I came yesterday and there was a cute guy, the barista I was talking about. But I heard that today he has a day off, which is really unfortunate." She said to the group and a bunch of "aw man" and "That’s too bad" were heard from her friends.

Jungkook thought it would be too weird if he randomly left after waiting for so long, so he stayed and ordered, again leaving disappointed.

This couldn't be happening. It was so annoying. He just wanted to see his dumb face and go. At first it was just out of curiosity but now that he kept missing the chance to see him, he felt determined. He will eventually get to see him, he can’t be that unlucky.

The next days were really busy for him meaning that he couldn't visit the coffee shop and it really bumped him. He couldn't focus on any task. His only thought was the barista that he had yet to meet.  It was obvious to everyone else that something was on his mind. Jungkook was determined to see him.

So the next day he woke up earlier than usual. Trying to avoid the line but to also avoid the barista's break like the first time.

There was still a long line but not compared to the previous days. So he waited. As he reached closer and closer, he tried to take a look at the barista. Lucky for him he saw him there. But he was still far. He did seem really attractive though.

Jungkook panicked when he saw someone come from the back and motion him to take a break just as it was his turn to order. He said his order to the other barista as quickly as possible and paid, rushing to go to the back to find the barista.

He has to admit, he didn’t think much about it before going, the only time he let himself act impulsively. He was met with a sight he wasn’t expecting.

The barista had sat on an old chair, smoking a cigarette, letting his head fall back as he let the smoke out.  Jungkook could swear his heart skipped a beat at the sight. The barista noticed him first and gave an awkward smile.  

"Can I help you?" He asked and Jungkook shuddered after hearing his voice. "I..." Jungkook trailed off not knowing what to say.

"I'm (y/n)" he said and let out his hand for Jungkook to shake. "Jungkook" he relpied and shook his hand.

The barista's palm was so soft, it made Jungkook hold it for quite a little longer. He felt so awkward. He didn’t know what to say.

"I'm really sorry, but my break is coming to an end so I have to go back." (Y/n) threw the cigarette away and Jungkook nodded.

"I don’t have a programme yet, but I guess I’ll work in the mornings and my break will be around this hour. So if you would like, you can come again tomorrow at this time so we could talk." He continued and Jungkook nodded again as the man smiled and went back inside leaving Jungkook alone.

How could he come back tomorrow after this embarrassing interaction?

Jungkook pondered over what to wear for a little too long, but he was just in time, as he saw the barista pull out a chair. (Y/n) waved at him and brought a second chair for Jungkook to sit.

"Good morning. I made you coffee, it's on the house" (y/n) said and Jungkook blushed.

"You didn’t have to" he softly let out and the barista laughed a little.

"It’s okay, I wanted to do it anyway. Do you mind if I smoke?" He asked and Jungkook shook his head 'no'.

He wasn’t prepared to see the hot sight of him smoking again but he knew he couldn’t avoid it.

"So, Jungkook, tell me, how come you followed me back here yesterday?" He confidently asked and Jungkook gulped.

"To be honest, I don’t know what came over me. I acted impulsively and didn’t think of what to do next. I'm sorry if I creeped you out. I had just heard people talk about you and was really curious to see you. Then every time I came here, for a random reason I didn’t see you and it made me determined. So when I saw you leaving for your break when I was about to order I panicked." He rambled and (y/n) just nodded along and let out a small laugh again.

"I see. Well, I don’t mean to sound cocky but I did notice those people staring at me and talking about me. I'm glad that you were the only one out of them that was confident to talk to me. It seemed as if they were afraid to say anything after ordering. It was weird. I'm just a simple person. Not some celebrity or something. So I'm glad you practically saw me as a normal person and came up to me." (Y/n) admitted and Jungkook could just nod, at loss of words.

Silence followed and (y/n) took another drag of his cigarette, letting the smoke out in the same way as the first time Jungkook saw him and Jungkook’s heart had the same reaction as then.

Soon, his break was again coming to an end and he apologised, Jungkook shaking his head.

"It’s okay, I understand, this is work." He said and got up. The barista took out a paper from his pocket.

"Here is my number, we can meet again and this time for longer, so that we actually get to talk." (Y/n) said and Jungkook opened his hand to take it.

"I hope you text me soon" he said and walked inside leaving Jungkook a blushing mess.

BTS as teachers

A/N just a little idea that came to mind

Warning: a few curse words

Kim Namjoon

English

Loves telling his students about how he learned English

Helps students who struggle with their accents

Prefers having convo’s with students in English than teaching

Urges them to watch youtube videos in English to improve it at home too

Trips when trying to place a foot on a chair (have you seen the vine?)

Wears glasses bc he knows some students think he’s hot

Blushes when he eavesdrops on students convos and a girl is gushing about how much she likes him

Is awkward around her after that

Is loved by everyone

Kim Seokjin

literature

He walks in on the first day and a few girls faint

He’s too handsome what the fuck

He just stares confused

Makes it clear that he doesn’t really like to teach in the usual way

Hates making the students read a book or something they don’t like

Takes turns to ask the students about what to teach from the book

That’s why those who plan to go to uni and major literature love him but also hate him

A few guys came out as gay in less than a month after having him as their teacher

Likes to bring food in class and doesn’t care if students eat too but has made a pinky promise with all of them to never tell the principal about this

A few students fainted bc of the close proximity and his cute pinky around theirs

Why are his students like pokemon?

Fainting

Min Yoongi

Is supposed to teach you about musical instruments and other stuff

Instead walks in on the first day with an attitude like

“Which one of you actually wanna learn music?”

Those who want to become idols or really wanna learn about music are his fave students and he only works with them

Is a good human so lets the rest sleep

bc he values sleep

or eat

or study for other classes during his class

Helps those who wanna be rappers by giving them for homework some hard raps to make sure they can pronounce the words correctly and fast

Helps those who wanna sing

Works well with teacher jung by letting him know which students wanna be trainees so they teach them how to rap/sing and dance at the same time

Instead of test, his rap for the cyphers is how he grades them

Jung Hoseok

Works great with teacher min

Is literal sunshine

Everyone loves him

He cares for his students

Makes students learn choreos instead of making them play dumb sports

Helps those who wanna be trainees by teaching them choreos like save me, fire , idol and makes them rap/sing at the same time bc teacher min asked him to

All students squeal when they see him teaching body rolls or something else that’s hot

Can also rap and sing so he shocks students when he does it while dancing

Park Jimin

Eye smiles

For days

He is so fucking cute

But hot

Those thighs

He wears those tight jeans on purpose

I mean he a libra

Everyone loves libras

They are the biggest flirts wth

Oops

He a maths teacher (oh yeah)

“but you first have to solve this bracket here”

“but why”

“that’s how it is sweety, you’ve learned it last year, okay?” *smiles*

*a bitch was found dead in a ditch*

Has told students he can help with any subject (except history)

And he actually does

Everyone loves him

Teacher min avoids him bc he blushes and fumbles over his words when talking to him

Wrote him a song but said it’s only bc he thinks his voice fits

Yeah that’s bullshit teacher Yoongi is whipped for him just like everyone else

Kim Taehyung

Drama teacher

He walks in

He looks so expensive and serious

(aquarius vibe at first but then)

He smiles

And yeah he a puppy

He is so cute but becomes so serious

Loves shipping students and gives them roles as romeo and Juliet

he never gives those roles to those who are couples

bc he says that if they break up it’s gonna hurt them more

that’s a nice way of thinking mr kim

he can make a student repeat the same sentence 8327837578327894 times until they say it the way he wants

everyone loves when he jokes around but they are afraid of him when he turns all serious

Jeon Jungkook

art teacher

how can this man draw so nicely

some students just cant draw

he isn’t rude with them

teaches them a certain easy thing

so if he’s supposed to tell them to draw sth instead of a test or whatever

they,at least, can draw an elephants butt

his bunny teeth

make him so cute

brings banana milk to class and once a month gives banana milk to everyone

once a student told him he doesn’t like banana milk

Jungkook snatched it and glared

Later gave them a bad grade

Everyone was shook bc wow

Teacher jeon is a sweetheart he must be really pissed to do this

Loves spending his free periods watching teacher taehyung’s class

Helps teaching and plays the role of romeo while teacher taehyung is Juliet

(just imagine jungkooks satoori and taehyung speaking in a slightly higher voice, I dieddddd)

The social experiment

Lucas x reader

Warnings: swear words

Word count: 2001

A/N: I got the idea from this video. Obviously the tall guy w the bucket hat reminded me of our tall baby Lucas, plus I saw it in the comments, so i thought why not?

Summary: During a social experiment on what would people do if you asked them to help you get rid of your ex boyfriend, you stumbled upon Lucas, who ended up asking you on a date.

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You sighed and prepared yourself for some interaction with other human beings. Even if you absolutely hated speaking to strangers, today you had to, since you had a sociology project that required a social experiment. 

Instead of just using your group of friends, you decided to use people that wouldn’t know they’d be a part of a social experiment, to have more accurate results.

Your friend, Jaehyun, offered his help and his amazing acting skills, by creating a background story of the two of you. He would be your intimidating ex-boyfriend who tries to convince you to come back to him and you would ask strangers to act like your boyfriend in order to finally get him to stop it.

With Johnny secretly shooting the interactions between you and the people (so you could have proof of your work) you could finally start the experiment. “Are you ready? I’ll come after I see that the person agreed to protect you.” Jaehyun asked, fixing your mic to not be visible. 

“Yes. I see Johnny is doing a great job at acting natural while shooting with his phone.” You said and motioned a thumbs up towards him, to let him know you were ready. “Yeah, I don’t know how he’s so good, but it’s honestly creeping out how he’s a natural at being a stalker.” Jaehyun joked and you chuckled. You pushed Jaehyun to hide, as you went forward and looked for your target. 

 “I’m sorry, can I-” you started, but the person walked right past you and you hung your head low. You were sure Jaehyun was chuckling at you and you wanted to too, but you held your composure and searched for the next person. 

“I’m sorry, can you help me?” You asked and the man stopped and removed his earphones. “Yes, how can I be of help?” he asked and you internally cheered. “My ex-boyfriend said he wanted to meet me here and he is trying to convince me to go back to him.  Can you act like my boyfriend, so he can get the hint and finally leave?” you said but the man frowned. 

 “Oh, no. I don’t want to get in a fight.” He said and you shook your head quickly. “Ah, no, no, he won’t hit you. He will probably just be a little rude, but he never hits people.” You assured, but the man shook his head again. “I’m really sorry, but I can’t deal with this right now. Please ask someone else.” He said and quickly left, causing you to sigh again. 

You stopped a man that looked way older than you, in hopes that he would agree and you could finally start the experiment. “Excuse me, my ex-boyfriend said he wanted to meet me here and he is trying to convince me to go back to him, can you please help me get rid of him?” You asked and he nodded quickly, looking around.

“Of course I’ll help. Where is he?” he said and you thanked the gods for it. Now you could finally start.  “He’ll be here soon. He won’t try to hit you or anything, he isn’t that type of person, so don’t worry about it.” You quickly said and he nodded. 

“Is he your age?” he asked and you nodded, before pointing at Jaehyun, who just appeared. “There he is.” You and the man turned to look at Jaehyun who walked towards the two of you with an angry looking expression. “Who is this? I told you I wanted to meet you alone.” Jaehyun said and before you had the chance to speak the man spoke up. 

“Who do you think you are, talking to her like that?” the man said. “Is this your boyfriend? This old man? You found a sugar daddy? I didn’t know you were this type of a whore.” Jaehyun sassily said and you took a step back, acting scared. 

“Don’t talk to her, punk. You should be talking to me.” The man said and Jaehyun scoffed. “Why do you even try to protect her? She’s an ugly whore. I don’t understand why you would care for someone like her.” Jaehyun knew the stuff he was saying were absolutely illogical, but kept up with his act. “You shouldn’t talk to her like that. You shouldn’t talk like that to anyone in general. Don’t call her ugly, because in someone’s eyes she is the prettiest girl in the world. And you, you might have a pretty face, but it is not enough, if your personality isn't pretty too.” The man said and pulled you away from Jaehyun.

“Before we leave let me tell you one last thing. Don’t ever try to contact her again, or I’ll call the police, do you understand?” The man said and Jaehyun scoffed. “Sure, whatever. I don’t care that much for her anyways.” Jaehyun said and left.

“Are you okay?” The man asked you and you nodded, fake sniffling.  “Don’t pay attention to anything he said. If he bothers you again, go straight to the police and not random people on the street, okay?” The man said again and you nodded again. “I’m gonna leave now.” He said and before he got the chance, Johnny and Jaehyun ran up to you.

“It was a social experiment. A project for my university.” You quickly explained to the man and he chuckled awkwardly. 

“Thank you so much for your help. We shot a video for proof of our work. Do you want us to blur your face and change your voice or are you okay with appearing in it?” You asked the man. “I’m okay with it, but please, use my advice if this actually ever happens. Or just ask your two friends to beat him up, even if I don’t support violence.” He said and you all nodded. 

“Thank you so much, have a beautiful day.” You greeted the man and high-fived your friends. You went to another street, just in case someone had seen you, before starting to try again. 

You saw two guys and decided to approach them, this time. "Hi, I'm sorry, but my ex-boyfriend said he wanted to meet me here and he is trying to convince me to go back to him, can you please help me get rid of him?" You asked and the guys nodded. 

"Don't worry at all, little girl." One of them said and you smiled at them. Honestly, the two guys were really buff, so this time you were afraid that they'd try to beat up Jaehyun, but luckily you had Johnny there with you too. The two of them were muscular enough to be able to stop the other guys. 

"Who are these guys? Do you bring them to beat me up? Or are you a whore that's dating two men at the same time?" Jaehyun started his irrational act again, but one of the men quickly stepped in front of you. "What did you say to her again?" He said and Jaehyun took a step back. 

"Woah dude, calm down. I don't understand why you're so protective of this bitch. She tried to dump me for no reason and now became a hoe." Jaehyun 'reasoned' and the guy raised his fist. "Don't make me hit you. Get the hell away from her and don't come back." The man said and the other man stepped in. "Yeah, you got that pretty boy? Get the hell away from here, before we beat your ass." Jaehyun quickly raised his hands in defense, as Johnny quickly approached you. 

The two strangers got ready to start a fight, but you quickly spoke up, explaining the situation to them. They visibly calmed down at your words. "I'm really sorry for the trouble I caused to you. And don’t worry about the beating up part seeming bad, it was an expected reaction. Thank you so much for your help." You said and pulled your two friends to a different street. 

 "Wow that was really scary. I thought they'd actually beat up Jaehyun before I could make it there" Johnny said and Jaehyun scoffed. "They wouldn't beat me up. I can defend myself well." He said. "Sure you can." You teasingly petted his hair and got ready for the next person. “At least they called you pretty.” You said and Jaehyun shook his head, a small smile appearing in his face.

 Time passed, a lot of people ignored you and others had the same behavior as some previous people. After counting the amount of people you experimented on, you and the guys decided that the experiments were enough. Also it was starting to get late. You would do one last try to find a person to help. Then you'd all go home. 

You found two young guys, a really tall guy and a shorter one, but still pretty tall, and approached them. You started the same act, asking for one of them to act like your boyfriend. The taller one immediately pointed at his friend. "I think Hendery's more suitable for you, he is closer to your height." He said, but his friend, who you assumed was named Hendery, didn't seem to agree.

"No, what the hell, Lucas? I'm literally on the phone with my girlfriend right now." He said and sat on some steps behind, leaving you and Lucas alone. "I guess I'll help you then." He said after looking at your pleading eyes and you smiled. "Thank you so much. Oh! There he is!" You said and pointed at Jaehyun.  

"Who is this guy, (y/n)?" Jaehyun asked. "I'm her boyfriend. But I don't see how this is any of your business." Lucas spoke up and Jaehyun scoffed. "You can't be her real boyfriend. Look at all this height difference. That's literally a long distance relationship." Jaehyun said and you tried hard to not laugh at his joke. 

"I think height differences are cute. However, I never asked for your opinion on our relationship." Lucas reasoned and you swore you melted at his whiney voice and cute words. "This is really ridiculous. Come on (y/n)." Jaehyun said and tried to grab your arm, but Lucas put his hand in front of you and stopped him. 

"Don't you dare touch my girlfriend." Johnny zoomed, catching Hendery standing up, even if he was still on the phone, obviously willing to jump in and protect his friend. "Whatever. This is not over (y/n). I know where you live. I’ll just come there tomorrow." Jaehyun said and left. You let out a breath and Lucas quickly turned to you, putting his hands on your shoulders.

 "Are you okay?" He asked and you nodded. "Give me your phone just in case he comes back again. I'll come help you." He said and pulled out his phone. You gave him your number and then pretended to leave, after thanking him. You, then came back and explained the situation to them, Hendery laughing loudly and Lucas blushing and scratching the back of his neck. 

"You were so kind. Thank you so much for your help." You said and Lucas waved his hand dismissively. Jaehyun and Johnny having seen you giving your number to him, decided to not appear, planning to tease you about it afterwards.

"It's was nothing, don't worry about it. But maybe you could make it up to me by going out with me sometime?" He asked, a hopeful look in his eyes and you nodded. 

"Of course and it will be on me as a way to say thank you." You said and started walking away. "Text me when you can" You said and left to meet up with the boys, who immediately started teasing you about it and you couldn't see, but Hendery patted blushing Lucas' back for his courage, urging him to text you soon. 

You forgot to ask him whether he'd want his face to appear in the video or not, but you could just ask him during your date.

Bf!Ten meets your younger sibling

Ten x reader

Warnings: none

Genre: fluff

Word count: 1.2k (1227)

Summary: Ten was really excited to get to meet your little sibling. He loved little kids and wanted your family to love him.

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“I can’t wait to see you baby, though I’ll have to do a little live for the fans, so don’t ring the bell unless I’ve texted you that I’ve finished it,” He informed me. “But I’ll be watching it silly, so I’ll know when you’ll end it.” I reasoned with a giggle and heard his little chuckle over the phone.

“Right, I forgot that. So take your time in getting ready, I have the rest of the day free from schedule,” he said and I heard shuffling, probably from him lying on his bed.

“Okay, honey, but there’s a tiny, little but cute problem…” I trailed off.

You see, my parents were out of town to attend their old boss’ funeral, since he was such a good man and gave them so many opportunities. They obviously couldn’t bring my younger sibling with them to such long trip and to a funeral, so they asked me to take care of them while they’re gone and I agreed, loving the idea of spending much time and bonding with my little one.

Though the problem was that I hadn’t told my family about my boyfriend, knowing they’d insist on meeting him and his busy schedule made it hard to even see me for a few hours, never mind meet my parents from out of town.

Ten knew about my younger sibling and had told me he really wished he could meet them, so his reaction was just what I was expecting.

“Are you kidding me? I can’t wait to meet them, I’ve wanted to for too long,” he said, obviously excited.

We soon hung up and I started getting the two of us ready to meet Ten.

“Y/n who am I going to meet? Mommy has told me to not talk to strangers,” they asked and I giggled, before zipping up their jacket. “It’s not a stranger if I know them” I said and the 5 year old whined a “who is iiiiit?” trying to break away from my hand holding theirs. “It’s my boyfriend and I’ve known him for too long, so you are allowed to talk to him,” I said and locked the door behind us.

“What’s his name? Should I tell him my real name? Can I sit in the front seat since mom and dad won’t know?” they asked and I laughed as we walked towards my car. “His name is Ten, you should tell him your real name and no, you can’t,” I said and buckled him up in the seat behind the passenger’s.

“Aw come on…” they said in a small voice making them ten times cuter.

I turned on my phone, putting on Ten’s live for my little sibling to watch and pulled out of the driveway.

“Is this your boyfriend? Is he in a call? Hiiii! I’m y/s/n, I’m five and y/n told me you’re not a stranger so I can talk to you!” he said excitedly and I laughed.

“No, he’s doing a live for his fans, this isn’t a video call so he can’t hear you,” I said and saw them pout through the mirror.

“It’s okay though, since you’ll meet him soon,” I spoke up again and he let out a soft hum, watching Ten speak and read fans’ comments.

He finished up the live at about the same time we arrived, so I took my phone and unbuckled my seat belt. When we both got out of the car, I got my sibling’s hand and walked to Ten’s door. We waited for a few seconds before the familiar scent of my boyfriend’s house greeted the both of us.

“Oh, hello there,” he said as soon as he opened the door, looking at me momentarily, before turning to the younger one.

“Hiiii! I’m y/s/n, I’m five and y/n told me you’re not a stranger so I can talk to you!” they repeated the same words and Ten laughed picking them up.

“Hi, I’m Ten, I’m 24 and yeah you can talk to me, since you now know me” he said cutely and slowly walked inside.

We sat down on his couch, where he had already placed 2 glasses of orange juice and a plastic one for the youngest.

Ten started asking them questions about their school, their friends and jokingly asked them if they have a girlfriend or a boyfriend which made them laugh and blurt out a name, causing Ten and I to laugh.

“But don’t tell mom because she’ll embarrass me” they begged and we both laughed harder at their cuteness. Ten let them play a game on his play station, which kept them busy as we excused ourselves to the kitchen to make some food for the three of us.

Ten didn’t fully close the door, to make sure we could both hear if anything happened to them, before softly cornering me, placing his hands on either side of my head.

He smiled before leaning in, a little deprived of my kisses, having more than a week to see me.

I kissed him back, keeping things PG, in case y/s/n walked in on us. I placed my hands on his cheeks, one of his hands falling to my waist, as we both deepened the kiss.

His tongue begged for entrance, which I allowed and I felt him smile into the kiss, his hand giving me a little squeeze and pulling me closer.

We soon had to part, in need of oxygen and he nuzzled his nose against mine.

“I missed you,” he breathed, making my heart beat even faster.

“I missed you too, so much,” I said and pecked his lips once more and him following them making me giggle.

“They’ll soon come to find us, they can’t stay too long without having the attention on them” I whispered and he sighed, pecking my lips one last time before parting from me.

We reached for a few stuff, making an easy meal, before taking out the plates and the glasses.

He back-hugged me and nuzzled in my hair, breathing in the smell of my shampoo and kissed my neck softly.

“You always smell so good,” he said span me around in his embrace.

“I’m glad you brought y/s/n with you today, they are so cute and funny for a five year old” he said and I giggled.

“I knew you’d like them… though we didn’t get to spend much time together,” I pouted and he smiled.

“It’s okay, I will not be that busy for the next few days, since we just finished the promotions. Also, the practices for the new comeback won’t start yet, which means we will have plenty of time,” he said and I let out a small squeal before bringing him closer.

“Let’s go bring y/s/n, shall we?” he said after a few moments and I nodded, kissing his cheek before bringing y/s/n to eat.

Soon after our meal, y/s/n fell asleep on the sofa and Ten and I stayed cuddling until it was time to go. We exchanged our last kisses before waking them up and getting them ready to go.

“I really like your boyfriend, y/n, he’s really nice and handsome.” They said as I buckled them up and I giggled and agreed.

“I know, he’s perfect,” I said closing the door and soon drove the both of us home.