I Am Reading The Queen Of Nothing And Just Came Across This Post And Omfg I Can't Believe Cardan Wrote

I am reading The Queen of Nothing and just came across this post and omfg I can't believe Cardan wrote this😭

I am: in pain

********* QUEEN OF NOTHING SPOILERS********

Hellooo, below, are the Letters from Cardan from the Barnes and Noble exclusive. Sorry for making y’all cry, but hope you enjoy! 🥺

Happy reading!

Why is nobody talking about the fact that, when Taryn tricked Cardan in TWK, she used the earrings that are supposed to make you lovelier than you normally are and Cardan didn’t suspected anything about the radiant beauty of “Jude” because he always sees her like that

This is it. The best resume of the whole trilogy and it didn't even spoil anything that wasn't already common knoweledge lmao, I love it

tfota be like:

enemies, to rivals, to held at knifepoint, to captor/hostage, to allies, to enemies, to lovers, to amiable work associates, to in a long-distance relationship where you are neither explicitly nor epistolarily involved with one another due to one of you being held at the bottom of the ocean against your will, to husband and wife, to EXILED, to in a long-distance relationship neither explicitly nor epistolarily involved due to one of you being completely unaware that your exile was a joke and the other of you having a treacherous letter-burning mother, to enemies, to "what letters??", to "jude nO!", to being in a long-distance relationship where one of you is captured by your murdering treasonous father and the other of you comes to save you but you kick him in the balls by accident because you thought he was a common ruffian, to uncommon ruffians, to being mistaken for a spy and shot, to falling from the ceiling onto your husband’s dinner party, to "that's my wIFE!", to slapper/slapee, to wanting to make her scream, to friends, to lovers, to making her scream, to snake, to chopping off his head, to hugging, to High King and High Queen of Elfhame, to family and Faerieland and pizza and stories and new beginnings and scheming great schemes :')

My man really said "SILENCE, Jude was just getting to the interesting bit" lmaooo

cardan greenbriar watching his wife about to fuck up someone’s shit:

That's literally how it was lmao

everybody: jude broke her exile! she tried to kill cardan! arrest her! kill her!!

cardan:

I just finished The Queen Of Nothing, I am officially in a book hangover for the series, I apologise in advance for the next content I share for it will mostly be about The Folk of the Air series 🌌

By you, I am forever undone.