Don't. Ever. Underestimate. My. Intelligence. Ever. Again.

Don't. ever. underestimate. my. intelligence. ever. again.

HOLY FRICK, I WAS RIGHT!!! I THEORISED THAT THE SECRET GUY WAS WILBUR AND AS THE “Finale of the Dream SMP” AS OF JANUARY 20TH, I WAS RIGHT.

Ha ha, you thought.

(This doesn't prove that I am a big Techno fan, shut up. *iykyk*)

TW: Schlatt and implied Assisted Suicide.

What if the other guy was Wilbur? Not Mexican Dream or someone.

I mean, Schlatt came back with, seemingly, ALL OF HIS MEMORIES. He knew it was a server, his place, everything.

If Wilbur was in his actual death clothing, or his outfit that he died in, his collar would hide most of his face and, since Wilbur doesn’t have the best mental state, he would be looking down. To Ghostbur, he could just be some guy in a tench coat and a beanie. There is a little chance that Ghostbur actually knows what he, himself, looks like. There are no mirrors, and if his hair stays in place and can’t fall into his eyes, he would have no clue that, that guy was Alivebur.

If my memory serves me correctly, he did say one of them looked familiar. The guy has no clue who Schlatt was.

If they messed up again, and Ghostbur starts getting a little TNT happy... Who's to say that they failed?

When will Fundy realize why Wilbur “stopped caring” and abandoned him? Wilbur left Fundy because he realized that he too had became a threat to him. He built L’manburg for Fundy to be protected. He lost the country, found the place becoming DANGEROUS, a hostile environment. He realized that the place he made for his son could be his early deathbed, in coming to this conclusion, he lost his own head. He said that he wanted to be the bad guy. He realized that himself could actually end up hurting Fundy too, so he kept his distance. Crying while off stage, when president, confirmed by Ghostbur.

He wanted to be sure that he wouldn’t, but in doing so, hurt the fox anyway.

Fundy, he never suddenly just started caring. He always did...

“Mamma Mia, He’s Italiano”

A ZeRoyalChaos Short Fanfic

Once he saw Anthony, his best friend- the guy that’ll end up being the death of him; his plan flew right out the window, the second Mr. Chaos came into view. He has been dreading this day, but Tom said if he didn’t confess, he would. How could Steven, the science, multilingual nerd tell Chilled? THE Chilled? He is tall, he has the most penetrating gaze with those big, almost crazily fascinating brown spheres that can make Ze just want to stop and find out what made them have such an effect on him. The way his lips curl up and separate to show off those teeth, the way he tries to hold back his laughter so it won’t give him away. No wonder he has called himself “Chilled Chaos,” he’ll make you want to trust him, just so he could betray you. “Hey, Ze.” the Italian said as he made his way over to the short Canadian who just couldn’t hide the smile that immediately graced his features whenever the two talked, despite the harsh nerves. “Salute, Monsieur Chilled.” “Okay, okay! Ze “I-Learned-French-in-High-School” Viking, way to rub it in.” They both start to laugh, “One day, Chilled, you will one day learn Italian.” Steven let the words just flow out of his mouth, wondering if he could actually tell the man what he has too. “I will! Anyway, what is it that you needed to tell me? Make it quick, it is Friday, I have to make it home.” “Why? Just so you could play games and sleep all weekend?” “NO!” Two green, emerald eyes bore into the nervous, brown ones, he gave in. “Yes.., but I will do work also!” Steven sighs, regaining his companion’s attention, “Anthony,” he starts. He didn’t need his sense of sight to know that Anthony was taken back by the usage of his name. They all called each other by their nicknames because, in their friend group, there are two Anthonys and two Stevens. Chilled became hyperaware of the sincerity and seriousness of the situation, he mumbles, almost to himself, “Steven..?” Ze heard him but didn’t reply, he only opened his eyes, grass meets the soil, the dirt, once again. He hopes his eyes conveyed his words but he isn’t hopeful. He shut off his brain and let his heart take control. “I…,” he starts, anxiety turning into determination. “We have been friends for years, best even.” He went on explaining every little detail that just helped him fall even more in love with the older man. He rambled on and on. He finally decides that he wasn’t going to stop any time soon, he stopped himself short; or “short.” In the middle of his explanation, to stare lovingly at the ground, he made himself look back towards the eyes that were once filled with excitement. He didn’t seem too happy or anything; he was confused. For poor Steven, he mistook that confusion for him not returning his feelings. He quickly left, trying to be easy on his joints for his royal disease. The only thing that was running in Anthony’s mind was,

“Was he speaking Italian?”

Headcannon,

If you ignore the deaths of Endgame

Hear me out, Bucky and Natasha yelling in excitement in Russian at the other.

“Want to say something to your little spy...?” The man, presumably the leader of the group, mocked as one of his men held a gun at Natasha’s head. Bucky, having a full sight of this with his sniper, started quoting a song, “You’ve been down, before. You’ve been hurt, before. You got up before, you'll be good to go.” Bang! The man with the gun fell. Natasha took that opportunity and ran with it, quickly and effectively “took down” the rest of the group that surrounded her. Falcon freezes, been taken back in the middle of a battle of his own, “Was that-” Bang! “Worry about your six, not my music mix,” Bucky says, after shooting the man trying to sneak up on Sam.

They were silent and calm on the ride back, but that soon ended when the boots hit the concrete. Natasha was in the gay super soldier’s arms, being held high. The entire place was soon full of excited Russian yelling and confused monolinguals that were the rest of the Averagers. It didn't help that they both were literal trained assassins who are known for that they get the job done.

And if you thought that was all that they talked about, you'd be wrong.

Do you remember that girl that cut in front of both of them? Yeah, what a b!tch.

“Bucky, why do you keep falling for men that love to ‘live dangerously’ and who hates plans?”

“I don’t know, but if he JUMPS OUT THAT PLANE WITHOUT A PLAN ONE MORE-"

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GIFS VIA.

Over a decade, I've been a shipper.

This is the first time I thought it actually meant a ship.

Ship moments in Endgame

Stony: Cap running to help Tony out of the ship despite the fact Tony’s wife and bff were the same distance as him; Tony talking about Cap’s butt

Thruce: Bruce taking care of drunk Thor; Thor stroking Bruce’s head after he collasped

Captain Ant: Scott talking about Steve’s butt

Clintasha: Nat searching for Clint; the cliff fight done to spare the other from death; Nat scraficing herself for Clint’s family

ScottHope: Most of Scott’s lines are about her

Pepperony: canon; married; have a child

Stucky: 2023!Steve telling 2012!Steve that Bucky is alive and it shocks him so much he drops 2023!Steve; choked up goodbye scene

SamBucky: stood really close to each other during funeral

DraxThor and DraxQuill: Drax wanted them to physically fight each other over leadership

SteveSam: Steve nearly tripping when he hears Sam’s voice; “i’ll come with you”; Steve giving Sam the shield

Steggy: Steve looking at the compass multiple times; Steve talking about Peggy at therapy; Peggy having framed picture of skinny!Steve on her desk; Steve watching Peggy through the glass; Steve deciding to stay in the past to live his life with Peggy; their dance

Romanogers: are each others rock; constantly checking up on the other