Phil: ...Doesnt It Hurt Him When He Cries?

Phil: ...Doesn’t it hurt him when he cries?

Tubbo, desperate: PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!

philza: so, how's fatherhood treating you?

tubbo: good. i didn't expect this much crying though, to be honest.

philza: don't worry, it's normal for toddlers to cry.

tubbo: what? no, michael's fine, i was talking about ranboo.

ranboo, crying while watching michael run across his bedroom: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

ui.

How would you even pronounce that? Yui?

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

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...Phil said, in a Hardcore stream, (after/during the Death of Tommy) that they are in no way related. These two act like strangers because they are. Tommy is basically the Neighbor’s kid that took a liking to Wilbur, stayed with him- So, to Phil, he knows more OF him, then actual conversations. (Even with them living together- Tommy would talk to Techno more than acknowledge Philza’s existence.)

You can have your found family dynamics but in actual canon, they know almost nothing. The most they have? Techno and Wilbur, their stories of the other, their povs.

Before he confirmed it, I thought it. I mean, if your father was exploding your country (Doomsday) you’d think that you would want to talk to him, even more than actual main guy. But, no. Tommy clinged more towards his caretaker, Techno who was like his brother.

They rarely ever canonically talked, why wouldn’t you talk to your dad? No matter what, you’ll talk to him. No matter what you did to him.

Well, luckily nothing happened on the syndicate stream to completely make your Philza vid irrelevant. It even played into what you said, Phil's relationship with Tommy being utterly ignored, unless you want to count him being in denial for something. That is, until the next vague comment someone makes on the family dynamic that makes the fandom go wild again.

Honestly, at this point, I just want any dynamic.

Like, the crux of it all isn’t “Are they blood-related” or not. I think we just focus on it because of our intertextual readings and because it was (at one point) canon. But honestly, they could be found family, they could distant acquaintances (though, I personally would find that option lame, to be honest).

I just want Tommy and Phil’s relationship to be addressed and explored in some form within the text, not only in the paratext!

please consider shinsou with glasses and piercings

bonus:

You know, that people that don’t like to be shipped and minors cannot be shipped, right? My mind took that and ran with it.

They’re (their characters) all ace/aro and that makes everything FUNNIER.

Tommyinnit? He screams about women to FIT IN, but does it in a way that no allosexual or alloromantic does.

Techno? Give him the idea of being aro is HILARIOUS to me. It also explains why he calls people simps. 

Take this as you will.