Phil: ...Doesnt It Hurt Him When He Cries?

Phil: ...Doesn’t it hurt him when he cries?

Tubbo, desperate: PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!

philza: so, how's fatherhood treating you?

tubbo: good. i didn't expect this much crying though, to be honest.

philza: don't worry, it's normal for toddlers to cry.

tubbo: what? no, michael's fine, i was talking about ranboo.

ranboo, crying while watching michael run across his bedroom: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

…c!Techno has only one life, instead of the assumed 3.

He came from a “time where everyone only had one life” and it is confirmed that Technoblade does NOT know how old he is! In the part where Quackity was making small talk, he asked the pig how old he is, he didn’t know. This proves that he is AS old as Phil, his “old friend”

As we know, Will made it that Phil only has one life because of Phil’s hardcore series. (Which he called “playing with his trains” back when he lived in L’Manburg) Phil is canonically a couple centuries old at least and mentioned that if Tales of the Dream SMP was not in majorly American time, he would make his character a cameo. (Most likely in the past set ones as Phil informed us of his ghost skin-)

And another piece of evidence is his name. Not “Techno,” his Syndicate name; Protesilaus. A great warrior who was the first to die. “First to die” wouldn’t really matter if he had three lives. Technically Ranboo was the first to die- Sorry

And I further hope that my earlier theory about Ranboo killing Technoblade is false. It truly seems that way, as killing does not fit Ranboo’s character at all. (Real Ranboo maybe.) And Techno is obviously going to try to get Dream to revive Ranboo, which is confirmed in multiple streams after the death stream.

RATS!!!!!!

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scott smajor has been uploading mcyt videos since 2013 and actually deserves so much more credit for all he has done for the community.  the man is only 25, one of the handful of openly lgbt+ content creators in the mcyt community, and the event organizer of a monthly minecraft tournament that brings in nearly 1M concurrent live viewers.

your favorite mcyt cc is friends with him.  people need to start putting more respect to his name or im gonna start throwing hands.

You know, that people that don’t like to be shipped and minors cannot be shipped, right? My mind took that and ran with it.

They’re (their characters) all ace/aro and that makes everything FUNNIER.

Tommyinnit? He screams about women to FIT IN, but does it in a way that no allosexual or alloromantic does.

Techno? Give him the idea of being aro is HILARIOUS to me. It also explains why he calls people simps. 

Take this as you will.

Hmm, wonder what fandom you all think I’m in.

Is this Remus Lupin from Harry Potter

Or Remus, Thomas’s dark creativity

Who is your gay awakening?

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay