You Know, That People That Dont Like To Be Shipped And Minors Cannot Be Shipped, Right? My Mind Took

You know, that people that don’t like to be shipped and minors cannot be shipped, right? My mind took that and ran with it.

They’re (their characters) all ace/aro and that makes everything FUNNIER.

Tommyinnit? He screams about women to FIT IN, but does it in a way that no allosexual or alloromantic does.

Techno? Give him the idea of being aro is HILARIOUS to me. It also explains why he calls people simps. 

Take this as you will.

…Found this in my drafts.

I’m just going to say it.

Scott is definitely going to be Harley Quinn in the new season of Empires.

He was Elsa in season, and his theme of blue and white shown that. (And gold, like her crown)

This time, he is colorful. But, as of episode 1, we only seen 2. Seemingly equally. And he isn’t exactly a rainbow. No, he’s

I didn’t even finish the thought!

I MEAN COME ON

Being Harley Quinn is interesting!

I support your assumption but Remus is everyone’s gay awakening.

im sorry but in my universe regulus was james’ first Gay Awakening

Phil: ...Doesn’t it hurt him when he cries?

Tubbo, desperate: PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!

philza: so, how's fatherhood treating you?

tubbo: good. i didn't expect this much crying though, to be honest.

philza: don't worry, it's normal for toddlers to cry.

tubbo: what? no, michael's fine, i was talking about ranboo.

ranboo, crying while watching michael run across his bedroom: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

…You know…

Not what I meant.

…c!Techno has only one life, instead of the assumed 3.

He came from a “time where everyone only had one life” and it is confirmed that Technoblade does NOT know how old he is! In the part where Quackity was making small talk, he asked the pig how old he is, he didn’t know. This proves that he is AS old as Phil, his “old friend”

As we know, Will made it that Phil only has one life because of Phil’s hardcore series. (Which he called “playing with his trains” back when he lived in L’Manburg) Phil is canonically a couple centuries old at least and mentioned that if Tales of the Dream SMP was not in majorly American time, he would make his character a cameo. (Most likely in the past set ones as Phil informed us of his ghost skin-)

And another piece of evidence is his name. Not “Techno,” his Syndicate name; Protesilaus. A great warrior who was the first to die. “First to die” wouldn’t really matter if he had three lives. Technically Ranboo was the first to die- Sorry

And I further hope that my earlier theory about Ranboo killing Technoblade is false. It truly seems that way, as killing does not fit Ranboo’s character at all. (Real Ranboo maybe.) And Techno is obviously going to try to get Dream to revive Ranboo, which is confirmed in multiple streams after the death stream.

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.