BNHA Characters As Things I've Said Part 3

BNHA Characters As Things I've Said Part 3

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Small note, everything a rando is saying is not something I've said.

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Bakugo : You're stupid.

Bakugo : That's right, pout.

Note : I said this to a dog but Bakugo would probably say it to anyone.

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Eri : Look at my freaking cat's butt.

Eri : Touch it for strength.

Note : Most likely Aizawa's cat.

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Midoriya : I don't have braces anymore. Now what? Braces were part of my character design.

Rando : What?

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Rando : Small world isn't it?

Aizawa : No.

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Bakugo : I'm allergic to kindness.

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Jiro to Kaminari probably : Speak your words.

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Kaminari : I like that song.

Kaminari : I like that song real good.

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Kirishima : He was trying to show off but it didn't happen, so that's funny.

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Shigiraki : Shut up. No one likes laughter.

Shigiraki : Laughter is disgusting.

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Bakugo : Just sit there in your sad, miserable existence.

Rando : I'm not sad, I'm watching Markiplier play Among Us.

Bakugo : Markiplier is a lie.

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Todoroki : Betty White's dead.

Todoroki : She looks like a gravestone.

Note : I love Betty White, she was great.

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Alexa : *Starts talking randomly for the millionth time*

Uraraka : Alexa shut up. You're stupid and no one cares about your opinion.

Note : I headcannon Uraraka hates Alexa. It's like a rivalry.

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Rando : What would you do if I—

Dabi : Nothing.

Rando : What? But I didn't even—

Dabi : Nothing because I don't care.

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Kaminari : Butt is no longer funny, anus is.

Kaminari : See.

Kaminari : I've grown.

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Mina : Jeez, you scared the tits outta me.

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Bakugo : I identify as not to be trifled with.

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Rando : *Slaps him really hard*

Todoroki : *Unaffected and uncaring* Thank you.

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Kaminari : Kiwi? More like kiwaii *excessive laughter*

Note : It's pronounced : Key-why-E A cute kiwi.

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Jiro : *Sarcastically* In my defense, Ben and been sound kinda similar.

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Rando : Are you having a good time?

Kirishima to his dog : I thought she was talking to me and I was like, ‟I'm sitting in a chair doing nothing, soo...

Kirishima : Yeah.‟

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Bakugo : You do you.

Bakugo : I'm still gonna insult you though, when I think of good ones.

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Mina or Kaminari : What in the nicknack pattywack ballsack are you talking about?

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Shinso : Cat, you just need to understand that you cannot get food whenever you're hungry.

Shinso : You're not a human being, you don't get fat privileges.

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Rando : This actually hurts me—

Bakugo : Then be hurt.

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Rando on TV : America runs on Dunkn'!

Jiro : No it doesn't.

Jiro : America doesn't run.

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Aizawa who probably had ten shots of expresso : I am existing in a different plane of existence.

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Bakugo : Glad you told me so I can do nothing about it.

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Kaminari : I'm not stupid, just mentally incapable.

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Aoyama : I don't need others to recognize me because I know my worth and it's priceless.

Rando : You're worth nothing.

Aoyama : *Unfazed* Priceless.

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Rando : Don't kick me!

Monoma : I didn't. I hit you with me shoe and my foot just happened to be inside of it.

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Bakugo : I refuse.

Rando : You can't refuse it's—

Bakugo : Yet here I stand, refusing.

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Bakugo Fucking Katsuki

Katsuki arguing with someone : I’m Bakugo fucking Katsuki!

(Y/N) out of nowhere : And I'm fucking Bakugo Katsuki!

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That's Just How It Is

Notes : Bakugo Katsuki x Reader, Body Neutral, It's Really Inclusive Tbh, Fluffly Fluff as per usual

Could you imagine the size difference between yourself and pro hero Bakugo? Like, he would be such a large man. (Similar to Endeavor and All Might but still different. Probably a similar shape to Captain America but a bit bigger maybe.) And what's amazing is that it really doesn't matter what shape or size you are, you will still most likely be smaller than him in some way.

Could you imagine his large hands just holding your waste and swaying with you in the kitchen? Or having to tell him to stop grabbing your luscious thighs because you are trying to focus. Or imagine squealing when he grabs you and throws you over his shoulder, hitting his shoulder and telling him to put you down cause you're heavy. Man will slap your butt (he loves the way it jiggles btw, that's just fact) and smirk at your squeak. ‟You ain't heavy at all baby.‟ ‟Really?‟ ‟Mhm, s'like holding cotton candy.‟ And if you're taller than him? He's still gonna treat you like that cause he really doesn't give a damn. He's looking up at you with a smirk and you hold up a warning finger, which does nothing—you know it will do nothing—and he will grab you and toss you over his shoulder, not without a slap to your butt ofc because I don't give a damn if you're skinny or dummy thick, this man will ALWAYS slap that. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is. If you're shorter than him (more than likely cause he's a giant man) than you better start praying cause he is always going to be grabbing you and he will not let you go. Course, if you like the unending touching and never getting anything done because he will not stop holding you, then you don't need to pray.

Lesson? It doesn't matter how heavy or how tall or thin or whatever you are, he will always pick you up like you weigh nothing and he will always have you sitting on his lap cause he loves how soft you are compared to him or how similar. Boom, that's just how it is.

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Thief

Bakugo: Why are you stealing all my stuff?! First my hoodie, then my food, what next?

(Y/N): Your last name.

Bakugo: *choke*

Kaminari: *spits out water*

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Bakugo Katsuki Flirting

Bakugo: ‟You're like a sunset.‟

(Y/N): ‟Aww, really?‟

Bakugo: ‟Yeah. You're ugly as hell when I take a picture of you.‟

(Y/N): ‟...‟

Bakugo (Pink cheeked and pouty): ‟But you're pretty as hell in person... dumbass...‟

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