BNHA Characters As Things I've Said Part 3

BNHA Characters As Things I've Said Part 3

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Small note, everything a rando is saying is not something I've said.

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Bakugo : You're stupid.

Bakugo : That's right, pout.

Note : I said this to a dog but Bakugo would probably say it to anyone.

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Eri : Look at my freaking cat's butt.

Eri : Touch it for strength.

Note : Most likely Aizawa's cat.

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Midoriya : I don't have braces anymore. Now what? Braces were part of my character design.

Rando : What?

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Rando : Small world isn't it?

Aizawa : No.

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Bakugo : I'm allergic to kindness.

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Jiro to Kaminari probably : Speak your words.

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Kaminari : I like that song.

Kaminari : I like that song real good.

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Kirishima : He was trying to show off but it didn't happen, so that's funny.

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Shigiraki : Shut up. No one likes laughter.

Shigiraki : Laughter is disgusting.

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Bakugo : Just sit there in your sad, miserable existence.

Rando : I'm not sad, I'm watching Markiplier play Among Us.

Bakugo : Markiplier is a lie.

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Todoroki : Betty White's dead.

Todoroki : She looks like a gravestone.

Note : I love Betty White, she was great.

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Alexa : *Starts talking randomly for the millionth time*

Uraraka : Alexa shut up. You're stupid and no one cares about your opinion.

Note : I headcannon Uraraka hates Alexa. It's like a rivalry.

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Rando : What would you do if I—

Dabi : Nothing.

Rando : What? But I didn't even—

Dabi : Nothing because I don't care.

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Kaminari : Butt is no longer funny, anus is.

Kaminari : See.

Kaminari : I've grown.

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Mina : Jeez, you scared the tits outta me.

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Bakugo : I identify as not to be trifled with.

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Rando : *Slaps him really hard*

Todoroki : *Unaffected and uncaring* Thank you.

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Kaminari : Kiwi? More like kiwaii *excessive laughter*

Note : It's pronounced : Key-why-E A cute kiwi.

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Jiro : *Sarcastically* In my defense, Ben and been sound kinda similar.

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Rando : Are you having a good time?

Kirishima to his dog : I thought she was talking to me and I was like, ‟I'm sitting in a chair doing nothing, soo...

Kirishima : Yeah.‟

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Bakugo : You do you.

Bakugo : I'm still gonna insult you though, when I think of good ones.

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Mina or Kaminari : What in the nicknack pattywack ballsack are you talking about?

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Shinso : Cat, you just need to understand that you cannot get food whenever you're hungry.

Shinso : You're not a human being, you don't get fat privileges.

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Rando : This actually hurts me—

Bakugo : Then be hurt.

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Rando on TV : America runs on Dunkn'!

Jiro : No it doesn't.

Jiro : America doesn't run.

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Aizawa who probably had ten shots of expresso : I am existing in a different plane of existence.

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Bakugo : Glad you told me so I can do nothing about it.

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Kaminari : I'm not stupid, just mentally incapable.

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Aoyama : I don't need others to recognize me because I know my worth and it's priceless.

Rando : You're worth nothing.

Aoyama : *Unfazed* Priceless.

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Rando : Don't kick me!

Monoma : I didn't. I hit you with me shoe and my foot just happened to be inside of it.

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Bakugo : I refuse.

Rando : You can't refuse it's—

Bakugo : Yet here I stand, refusing.

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I said…

I wasn’t gonna be one of those people who spent forever making my device aesthetically pleasing, but I am.

The quotes are from my book btw

And my phone plus Spotify…

It all matches, please, why am I so satisfied?

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Gorgeous

Info: Fem Reader, Reader and Bakugo are Married, Nudity but not Sexual, Reader Nudity is Implied Not Sexual, Fluff, There's no Language (Shocking for a Bakugo fic lol)

She sat on his waste, thin sheet barely clinging to her bare shoulders. It was the only thing keeping out the cold but, it really wasn't doing the best job. It didn't matter, not when the man under her—the determined blazing sun—was so warm.

Her fingers danced on his skin, softly tracing each line on his lower abdominals and dipping into each indent on his toned stomach.

His abs clenched under the feather-like touches before easing, a content sigh slipping past his lips as he rolled his head back. ‟What are you doing?‟ he mumbled, attempting to hide behind an annoyed faced, one (Y/N) saw through.

She hummed, gently rubbing circles on his hands when he placed them on her waist. ‟Lookin'.‟

The ash-blond looked back down at her, sighing as she let go of his hands to continue tracing his stomach. ‟Lookn'?‟ he mimicked, pushing back the crooked smile begging to stretch on his face. ‟At what?‟

Katsuki watched her eyes, his own ruby ones softening at the look of awe in them—awe for him and his body, the body she was shamelessly exploring with both eyes and fingertips.

She hummed again, leaning forward as her hands traveled up his warm skin until they stayed in between in his pectorals—her favorite part. Bakugo's breath hitched when she slowly laying her palms flat on the center of his chest, moving them away from each other as she pressed her lips to his neck—right under his jaw. ‟My pretty hero,‟ she whispered against his skin.

His hands moved up her sides, thumbs teasing the bottom of her breasts as he moved them to her upper back, pressing her against him snugly. He relished in the way her soft skin pressed against his hard, battle scarred physic.

‟M'not pretty,‟ he mumbled, eyes flickering to her lips as a soft grin tugged at them.

The sheet that was covering her had fallen and was resting just bellow her back, leaving her skin at the mercy of the chill in the evening air. But her lover wouldn't leave her cold for too long, his warm hands sliding up and down her back—he chuckled when she curved against him, the vibration lighting her heart and making her truly warm and content.

‟You're right Suki,‟ her hushed voice responded, soft lips pressing against his briefly.

The ash-blond didn't let her pull away, biting her lip when she tried. A small giggle bubbled against her throat, earning a small chuckle from the large man under her. ‟You're gorgeous,‟ she whispered against his lips, pecking them before repeating her words. ‟So gorgeous, my gorgeous Katsuki.‟

And he believed her because how could he not.

He captured her lips once more, addicted to the fullness of his heart each time he did. Those lips belonged to an angel—a goddess—who could not lie. He longed for the honey dripping truths of her heart, coaxed them out of her with each roll of his tongue.

A goddess like her could only speak the truth so of course he believed her when she said he was gorgeous.

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Thief

Bakugo: Why are you stealing all my stuff?! First my hoodie, then my food, what next?

(Y/N): Your last name.

Bakugo: *choke*

Kaminari: *spits out water*

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For a generation who encourage voicing our opinions and are so into accepting people as they are, we get really pissy and disrespect people who's opinions don't align with our own.

I don't see these things enough so...

Bakugo with a s/o who can't speak but when their hands move, he swears they're a siren because they lure him in so easily and he really can't get enough of their smile.

Bakugo with a s/o who can't hear but he tells them everything because they're the most sacred vault and he couldn't imagine confiding in anyone else.

Bakugo with a s/o who can't see but he shows them the world—his world in so many different ways because they are the only one he trusts to know the darker parts of him.

Bakugo with a s/o with a prosthetic limb he finds cool as shit and that may or may not be because they look like something out of an apocalypse movie... Not to mention they still kick ass and it hurts like hell.

Bakugo with a bedridden s/o who always says he deserves someone who can go outside and be with him but he says he could run around the world and he'd never be as happy as he was in this room.

Bakugo with s/o in wheelchair is dangerous because he always pushes them as fast as he can and it's because their laugh makes his face warm and heart way too full.

Bakugo who doesn't feel ashamed when people can see his s/o scars, no matter how many times his s/o says he should be because they show just how strong his s/o is and he wouldn't trade them for the world. He always always traces each mark with such fondness and pride because his s/o has been through some shit but they are still the best thing in the world and will never stop telling them that.

Honestly, anyone with a s/o who doesn't fit that overused cookie-cutter mold and even with a s/o that does. Favorite character or person x a s/o of any shape, size, ethnicity, gender, etcetera.

Favs x you bb (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

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