I Would Do This - Tumblr Posts
Background(s) heavily referenced from S1Ep6 "What You Want"
DM: from time to time I've had to roll to see how other things occured in the world. This roll will be opposed to see how well your frenemy NPC's did on their quest. You get a +2 because of the Cleric's friends. Who's rolling?
Bard: he's my frenemy and it's my family we're fighting, I'm going to use the die with my patina on it. NAT20!
(cheers all around)
DM: I rolled a 6 :-(
DM: so with a NAT20 -
Cleric: plus 2! (Party laughs)
DM: with a 22, you see them on the side of the road
Bard: I kick open the door of the carriage and yell "GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GOING GODSLAYING!"
people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema
Actually Schrodinger is the name of the cat. You mean Schrodinger's Doctor
Actress Claire Bloom running lines with a cat. 1951. Source.
You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!
If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.
Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.
Bakugo Fucking Katsuki
Katsuki arguing with someone : I’m Bakugo fucking Katsuki!
(Y/N) out of nowhere : And I'm fucking Bakugo Katsuki!
