Must Not Write One Shot Must Not Write Oneshot

Must not write one shot Must not write oneshot

For the many Malleus and Zhongli crossover comparison (not that I'm complaining, I'm a dragon fucker after all) I'm surprised nobody have compared Malleus with FGO Morgan. I mean, fairy lord who is quite mcsexual and goes around with 3 of their knights? yeah....

WHAT!?

I can't believe Japanese players think Nasu is dead

?????

the best part is Guda actually WANTED Draco dead at first. The only reason they can't kill her is because she'd take them with her!

So imagine this

Tiamom: Why are you letting the beast live!

Guda: Mom I literally CAN'T KILL HER until she turns back into a beast

It's like one of those it's not what it looks like deals, except it really isn't what it looks like (at first)

I fucmign love this event from Tiamat’s perspective.

Because Tiamat is just so committed to seeing us as a delinquent after spending so much time with Arcade!Guda, and it’s hilarious.

she’s so upset we’re not working with her against Draco, because Arcade!Guda helped her, they just did it no questions asked.

“they’re a nice child, who listens to their mother when she says not to work with a literal Beast of the Apocalypse” so naturally she assumes that “her eldest” will be just as easy to convince that Beast VI/S is bad news, because they beat her and Goetia, so they clearly understand the threat Beast’s pose to mankind, and will naturally make the right choice.

But unfortunately Mobile just finished fighting goddamn ORT, and Guda’s sense of danger and self preservation have been snapped clean in half after dying twice, so of course we’re gonna help Draco regain her Authority of the Beast, “we can just beat her after, right? What could go wrong”

They say, while Mother is ripping her hair out because she doesn’t know how to handle the #RitsukaDelinquentArc

There’s also the fact Arcade!Guda just does not speak as much as Mobile’s, so she genuinely has no idea what to do with her child talking back to her. No one prepared her for this, please help her.

DANG

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Cryptid Pokemon Part 1

Thanks to certain circumstances, MANY MANY Pokemon in Hyrule are believed to not exist. While most of these "make believe" Pokemon are ones you would expect, there are some outliers. Examples include

A majority of the Stone evolutions. Evolution stones are hard to come by in Hyrule and thole best substitute for them are RARE UNCUT GEMS. This means that Pokemon such as Cottonee, Vulpix and Minccino are regarded as single-stage Pokemon.

Trade evolutions. Since trading is seen as barbaric in Hyrule (Along with linking Cords mainly being used for Sheikah experiments) most Trade Evolutions are VERY rare if nonexistent.

Most Pokemon that require a specific item (aside from stones) are spared this fate. Exceptions include Armarouge, Galarian Slowking and Slowbro, both forms of Urshifu. *See these Pokemon's individual Dex entries for more details*