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When I literally just checked messages and saw one the bots messaged me

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

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Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

Guys help my step dad is like the goofiest person ever but has the most serious type messages😭

everytime I post something for svt i hide on this account because I fear I won’t get their personalities right and people will hate what I wrote 😭

my bad leme jus *turns off psychological breakdown*

Long post ahead

So me and my friends watched Hereditary tonight...y'all don't watch it when you're intoxicated. Actually don't even watch it at all. I was find because I didn't have much but they were tipsy as hell but ofc sobered up eventually. Anyway, that shit was so scary 😭😭😭😭 I was ready to turn that shit off at least twice. Like, y'all I'm watching Yo Gabba Gabba as we speak and I asked my kinda sorta super religious friend to pray for me before she go to bed😂and I rarely ask her for stuff like that.

for the theory rubric - jon snows real name is aemon

i have gotten so many jon name ones i am just going to rank the contenders i’ve seen so far:

1. Jon has no secret targaryen name- He’s Ned’s son more than he ever was Rhaegar’s and Ned named his adopted son after his adopted father that’s literally everything that’s love that’s Ned’s promise. He has no secret Targaryen name because you can’t look back there’s no grand prince-hood to return to and just like he learns in his per-book identity crises he has always and only ever been Jon Snow, just himself.

2. Jon has no secret targaryen name but Lyanna happened to give him a secret stark name before she died and that name happened to be Theon- lol. lmao even

3. Jon’s real name is secretly Aemon- My favorite targ contender, I think the connection is knight of the laughing tree Lyanna being a little bit of a knight nerd and naming her kid after Aemon the dragonknight is cute (even though i’m an aemon hater). But where it comes through for me is jon ending up being named for maester aemon it IS cute :)

4. Jon’s name is really Jon but after Jon Connington- Hilarious, but cannot see Lyanna being down for this and it’s not like Rhaegar was there to name his own kid. Or that Rhaegar was even that emotionally attached to his closest friend to do that.

5. Jon’s name is secretly Daeron after Daenys the dreamer- Like all Daerons before him, Jon is bisexual, so this is definitely plausible. Plus he’s named after the young dragon his personal idol. Fun but unlikely

6. Jon’s name was supposed to be Visenya but he was a surprise so his name is Viserys- I think his name was supposed to be Visenya regardless but I refuse to believe Jon is a Viserys they can’t do that to me

7. Jon’s is a secret second (seventh) Aegon- The show was so foul for this one come on. Not only is Aegon the most boring option for a Targaryen name, but Rhaegar deciding the first Aegon wasn’t cool enough so he went out and made a second is just comically terrible.

8. literally anything else

9. Jaehaerys- i cannot STAND this one. NO teenage girl (Jaehaerys’ greatest enemies) would ever consider naming a child after him. I think naming him after the misogynist dynasty-builder runs counter to the whole theme that Dany is the last of the targaryen dynasty and there is no monarchical restoration coming because she is going to break that wheel. Pretty sure it is just a contender because of the alliteration but it’s just unbelievably corny to me. booooo

You know good and darn well it's not just South Park

what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children

Or do you ever think abt how if Ashfur didn't move that branch towards the three during the fire, how they never would've gotten out. If Ashfur had just said "no" when Squirrelflight asked for help and then left instead of staying for the theatrics, they would've died. Because I think about it a lot.

You ever think about how Ashfur would've totally killed Lionpaw FAR before his warrior ceremony if Lionpaw didn't have those prophecy-given powers. You ever think about how Lionpaw was so close to death (his mentor) every single day, and was completely oblivious to it because he was incapable of being hurt in battle. Because I think about it. A lot.

Bonus points if you tell me if its intentional or not in the tags/comments

I was scrolling throught youtube and I got jumpscare by this.