I'm Going To Hell For Sure:

I'm going to hell for sure:

Crosshair: don't worry, if I die I'll be looking up at you very fondly

Cobalt: looking up

Crosshair: oh yeah, I'm going to hell for sure

Tech and Scorch:

Tech: *reading a datapad* I've read studies that suggest that the type of weather actually makes the day last longer

Scorch: *bored out of his mind* there must be a hell of a storm somewhere

The real reason Crosshair turned evil:

This my friends, is the true reason Crosshair became evil:

HE GOT LULA'D

Time traveling Daniel:

*Cobalt gets a call from Tech*

Cobalt: Stryker residence, go for Cobalt

Tech: *absolutely terrified* CobaltImayhaveletDanielnearmyexperimentaltimemachineanditshortciriutedandsenthimnineyearsinthepast

Cobalt: speak up Tech, I can't hear you

Tech: *gulping nervously* Cobalt I may have let Daniel near your experimental time machine and it short circuited  and sent him nine years into the past

Cobalt: *angry dad mode activating* YOU DID WHAT

Tech's crossiants:

*Wrecker came home to find Tech and James baking in the kitchen*

James: *sitting on the kitchen counter* hi dad

Wrecker: hey, what are you two up to

James: baking

Tech: I made Crossiants, and be careful with them they're still hot

*James instantly grabbed one and took a bite*

James: mmmm light, buttery, flakey, these are delicious, forget the bakery, uncle Tech should become our private baker

Tech: you can try to make me do that James but you'll never succeed

Wrecker: it's true, I tried something  very similar once

James: *continuing to eat his Crossaint* I've got a challenge for him, try to stop me from eating more of these 

Tech's new weapon:

Hunter: so what does Tech's new weapon do

Trix: I don't know, it was hard to follow inbetween the evil cackling and talking about science triumphing over God