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Crosshair's Worst Nightmare:

Crosshair's worst nightmare:

*Crosshair's nightmare*

*Crosshair enters the kitchen of a huge mansion where Hunter, Tech, Trix, Wrecker and Cobalt are having breakfast*

Crosshair: huh

Cobalt: greetings commander Crosshair, hope you slept well

Trix: are we talking the new nebulous on our next mission

Crosshair: let's see, I'm squad leader, no women gossiping, no loud kids, luxury ship, *cheers happily* I HIT THE JACKPOT

*He sits at the table*

Crosshair: Tech brother, would you please pass me a toothpick

Tech: toothpick, what's a toothpick

Crosshair: AAH! AAH! AAH!

*he quickly runs out the room screaming*

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2 years ago

Star wars the clone wars Valor of war (my star wars AU)

Episode 2: Cargo

With the clone wars sweeping across the galaxy and the seperatists attacking on the ground with powerful attacks, and with deadly air raids at night the Republic had to build powerful weapons to counterattack.

One of these was a powerful new torpedo nicknamed the blazer because it was so powerful if it was used wrongly it could engulf entire cities in flames.

Lieutenant Trix and his squad was instructed with delivering this torpedo from the factory to the resolute but as they travelled along their regular route they were shot down.

Now Trix and his men must hold out and make sure the torpedo doesn't fall into enemy hands.

Trix looked at his men.

"Alright men, whatever you you do don't let the droids get their hands on the torpedo, take up defensive positions." Trix ordered.

"Do you think we'll be able to hold out?" Riot.

"Let's hope so Riot." Trix said.

One clone looked at a pilot in a walker.

"Okay get ready." He said.

The pilot nodded and got the walker into position.

Nearby the droids were watching them.

"Commence the attack." The commander ordered.

Soon they heard the clanking of the droid's metal feet.

"They've tracked the beacon." One trooper said.

They saw the shape of several battle droids as well as an AAT approaching.

"HERE THEY COME." Trix yelled.

The tank fired and the battle begun.

The clones and droids fought fiercely against each other.

Several clones were gunned down and killed.

One trooper was thrown to the floor and slightly stunned but he was still able to fight.

"Hostiles have broken our lines." He said.

The droid commander watched all this before looking over at the pilot of the AAT.

"Move in the tank." It ordered.

The pilot moved the tank Into the battle and took out the clone walker and a couple of other clones.

"Incoming fire." One clone called before being taken out by one of the tank's side cannons.

The tank then fired another shot from it's main cannon and the remaining few clones were sent flying over the battlefield.

Riot landed on one of the gunships wings and Trix landed in a patch of tall grass behind the tank.

One of the droids went over to the commander.

"Sir the area has been secured." He said.

The tank pilot then spoke.

"Sir I am receiving a communication from base 663, they are under attack by native forces and need reinforcements." The droid said.

"Go and help them out." The commander ordered and the tank left.

"Get the torpedo ready for transport." The commander said turning to the other droids.

From the bushes Trix watched and grabbed a fallen rifle.

He then let off a shot hitting one of the droids.

He then ran into the field firing off more shots as he went.

One shot hit a super battle droid but did nothing, said droid then punched Trix hard knocking the rifle from his hands and sending him into the wreckage of the crashed gunship.

The droid commander stood over Trix.

"Before you die, I want you to know that you just gave us the power to destroy Courscant in one stroke." The commander said.

Just then a shot flew through the air, hitting the super battle droid and destroying it.

"Riot!" Trix exclaimed surprised.

Riot emerged from the bushes and shot at the droids killing the commander and the last few droids that had remained.

Riot then helped Trix to his feet and both clones looked at the carnage in front of him.

"They're all dead." Riot said grimly looking at the dead clones.

"They did what they had to do to ensure victory." Trix said though he spoke the words with a slight bitterness in his voice.

"So many lives being taken, so just so we can take more lives." Riot said sadly.

"No one fully understands Riot, but we do know we're doing the right thing, come on, let's get to leaving here." Trix said.

Just then they heard a couple of groans.

"Troopers." Trix called curiously as he went over.

They saw a pair of clones getting to their feet, a bit shaken but unharmed.

"Are you two alright?" Trix asked concerned.

"We're fine sir, we thought we were done for when the tank fired." One trooper said.

"But we're alive, and the droids are defeated." The other said.

"But we aren't out if this yet, the droids said something about an outpost nearby, they may have a shuttle or speeder we can use to get this torpedo to our base." Trix said.

"What are our orders sir?" Riot asked.

"Find whatever weapons you can as well as a way to transport that torpedo safely." Trix said.

"With all due respect sir shouldn't we wait for a pickup here?" One of the two troopers asked.

"No, the seppies know we're here, I've been in a lot of battles like this and I know it's best we move away from this location, because soon enough the clankers are going to check what happened when one of their patrols fails to report in." Trix said.

"Sir yes sir." The other clones responsed.

To clarify Trix is a generation 1 clone and was one of the first batch of clones made so that means he has been in a lot of battles.

As a matter of fact, he and his batchmates Kix, Hardcase, Jesse and Denal all fought alongside Rex and the other generation 1s at the battle of Genonosis, which was battle that began the clone wars.

Riot and the two troopers came back with a handful of blasters.

Trix took the two DC-15Ss from Riot putting them on his belt while the others had DC-15As.

"Let's go men." Trix said picking up the torpedo and walking off ahead.

They soon reached a cliff.

Trix took a pair of binoculars from his belt and looked through them.

"There's an elevator we can use to get to the top of the cliff, but the droids will fire upon us the second they see us, and if they hit the torpedo, we can say goodbye to life forever." Trix said.

"There are some crates near the guards sir, if we put the torpedo inside it would be better protected." Riot said.

"Good Idea, I'll take out the guards, wait here." Trix said.

He then calmly calmly waled over to the droids hands behind his back.

"Clone, surrender." One said.

"Put your hands out in front of you." The other said.

"Well if you insist." Trix said grinning.

He threw his hands forward, quickly drew his blasters and blew the droid's heads off.

"All clear." Trix called to the others.

Riot at the other two troopers ran out with the torpedo which they promptly out in the crate.

They then got in themselves and Trix pressed the button that sent the elevator upwards.

After a few minutes they arrived at the top and quickly destroyed the droids there before they could sound the alarm.

"Come on let's move." Trix ordered picking up the crate.

The clones quickly ran.

Only a few minutes after they'd left a pair of security droids found the droids that had been shot by the clones.

"We must have intruders, sound the alarm immediately." One ordered.

"Roger Roger." The other replied.

With the clones:

Trix, Riot and the others ran down the corridor with the torpedo.

"Look there's a platform outside." Trix said.

"And with a speeder on it." Trix said.

They got outside and stood by the speeder but it only had 2 seats.

"Alright sir listen to me, you'll have to take speeder to the travel port, where you can arrange for a ship to take you back to base." Riot said.

"But what about you Riot?" Trix asked.

"That's not important sir, what matters is that we get you out of here safely." Riot replied.

"There they are, stop them." A droid's voice called.

"Oh no they found us, quick get in sir, open fire." Riot ordered as he and one of the clones started firing while Trix and the other clone got into the speeder with the torpedo.

"Riot, what a minute." Trix said.

"Get out of here sir." Riot ordered.

Suddenly there was a small explosion where the trooper and Riot were standing.

Then the most tragic thing happened.

Riot screamed as he flew over the side of the cliff and started falling to the bottom.

"RIOT." Trix yelled.

Riot continued screaming as his body vanished out of sight.

"NOOO." Trix yelled as the other clone started the speeder and they flew away from the base.

Suddenly the speeder started beeping and emitting sparks.

"Oh no, sir I think this speeder is malfunctioning." The trooper said.

"Well then, what are we gonna do?" Trix asked.

"I have an Idea, do you see a jetpack in the back." The trooper asked.

"Trix looked and saw one."

"Yeah, there's a jetpack back there." Trix said.

"Alright listen, you're gonna have to put the jetpack on, and as soon as I get near that cliff you're gonna have to jet your way to safety." The trooper said.

With the droids:

One droid had a rocket launcher aimed at the speeder.

"I have a clear shot sir." The droid said.

"Take e'm out." The commander ordered.

With the clones:

"We're getting pretty close, sir do you have the jetpack on?" The trooper asked.

"Yes, the jetpack is on." Trix replied holding the crate in his hands.

"Alright, as soon as I give the signal, fly as far away from here as you can." The trooper ordered.

The droid fired his rocket launcher.

"GO NOW." The clone yelled.

Trix activated the jetpack and flew away.

"Goodbye sir." The clone said just the rocket hit the speeder, destroying it and killing him.

With the droids:

"We got e'm." One droid said.

"So, what do we do now." The second droid asked.

"Tell general Grievous, that the torpedo has been destroyed." The third said.

"Very well sir." The second said.

By the end of the day Trix was completely alone, no friends, no brothers, and he felt a lot of pain of suffering.

But he'd have to grieve later, there was still a job to do.

Trix got on the comm and called Rex.

"Trix, is that you." Rex called from his end.

"Yes sir, I'm here sir." Trix said.

"Oh thank goodness, I heard your squad was ambushed." Rex said.

"It was sir, I'm all that's left." Trix said.

"Is the torpedo safe?" Rex asked.

"Yeah, I've got it with me. Trix replied.

"Where are you?" Rex asked.

"Near a ship port, I've got a jetpack but I doubt it'll last all the way to base." Trix said.

"I'll call the port and arrange something, stand by." Rex said.

Trix nodded.

After a few minutes Rex got back on the comm.

"One of the men will give you a ride to the base, but he has to make a stop to the captital first, it's his last stop on his route though." Rex said.

"Thanks Rex." Trix said.

"Anytime brother, get home safe." Rex said before hanging up.

Trix arrived at the port and got onto the ship, carrying the crate and removing his helmet as he went.

Several citizens on the ship stared at the tired and battered clone with concern as he put the crate carrying the torpedo and supporting his helmet on the floor in front a row of three seats.

Trix let out a couple of groans of pain as he sat on the end of the row and one concerned man walked over to him.

"No no, I'm fine. Fine." Trix said politely waving the man away.

"It's been a long day." He said tiredly before lying across the seats.

Within only a minute he was out cold.

Hours later he felt himself being shaken awake and he groggily opened his eyes and saw Rex standing above him.

"Have a nice nap Trix." Rex teased grinning.

"Hilarious." Trix muttered before getting to his feet and picking up the crate.

"Here's the crate Rex, we'd better get this inside." Rex said taking the crate from Trix.

The two clones then left the ship, Trix nodded politely to the pilot as he walked past him.

After the torpedo was loaded onto a cargo ship and sent off Anakin and Rex spoke to Trix.

"You did good out there Trix." Anakin said.

"Thank you general, just doing my job." Trix said nodding.

"And I'm sorry for the loss of your men." Anakin said sadly.

"It's alright sir, but what's a trooper without his squad." Trix said sadly.

"Well I have a new squad for you." Rex said.

"You do." Trix said.

He then saw Echo and Fives smiling at him.

"Lieutenant Trix, welcome to Domino squad." Fives said.

Trix smiled.

After that rough mission Trix quickly settled into his new life with Domino squad.

And I'm happy to say he wouldn't be the only new member they would gain.


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2 years ago

This is so accurate

Every Bad Batch eve:

Every Bad Batch Eve:
1 year ago

Transformers RID-2015 "The shadow still Lurks"

Chapter 1: nightmares

"HOW COULD YOU FAIL ME." Shadow Raker yelled looking down at the two minicons who stood before him.

Both minicons were terrified and trembling but both stood stock still in front of their master.

"But master, we only had time to get what we brought." Slipstream protested.

There was suddenly a flash of metal and Jetstorm almost cried out in pain as a sword slashed across his cheeck leaving a gash.

Jetstorm trembled as the white hot pain shot through his body, but he still stood as still as he could, trying to ignore the feeling of energon running down his cheeck.

Next to them he saw Deadlock, an expression of pure anger on his face, but strangely his anger wasn't directed towards the minicons.

"Next time you shall get as much as you are told and no less, or there shall be severe consequences, do I make myself clear." Shadow Raker growled looking at the minicons.

"Yes master." Jetstorm and Slipstream nodded.

"Good, now get out of my sight." Shadow Raker growled and both minicons quickly ran out the room.

Jetstorm's POV:

I awoke with a gasp trembling as I remembered that day, I could almost feel the energon running down my cheeck again.

I could feel myself trembling and hugged my knees close to my chest, trying to suppress the memory.

I felt tears running down my optics and I wiped them away trying not to full on cry, but a few small sobs still escaped me.

After I'd stopped trembling I got down from the berth I shared with my older brother Slipstream and stepped out off the ship we lived on with our sensei Drift and decided to take a walk around the scrapyard to try and calm down.

I relaxed slightly as the cool night breeze hit my metal, I always found the feeling relaxing, it just gave me a sense of peace.

I walked past the others (minus Sideswipe, who was on patrol) who were all asleep, none of their heads pluaged by bad dreams.

When I got to the stasis pods I froze in my tracks.

He was there.

His pod was directly in front of me.

I shuddered as I stared into the face of my former master, chills running over my frame.

Even in stasis he still frightened me, I just felt like he was going to crawl out of that pod and grab me, and me and Slipstream would be forced to live through all those cycles of abuse we'd been trying to forget.

Unable to look at the pod anymore I ran back to the ship and buried myself back in my blanket trying to fall back asleep, but now my processor was running haywire with the possibility that Shadow Raker may escape.

And if he did, what would he do?


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2 years ago

Cannaballism:

Trix: *eating Trix the rabbit cereal*

Crosshair: cannaballism

Trix: *confused chewing noises*


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2 years ago

Playing with your dolls again:

*Crosshair is playing with some replica action figures*

Crosshair: *as Anakin* the battle has been won my men, all thanks to the valiant efforts of Crosshair, he is no doubt the best clone trooper ever

Crosshair: *as himself* oh general it was nothing

Crosshair: *as Anakin* I insist, I shall now promote you to commander Crosshair and leader of the 501st and the bad batch

Crosshair: *as Rex* WHAT

Crosshair: *as Hunter* WHAT

Crosshair: *as himself* silence*he makes two shooting sound effects and drops the Rex and Hunter figures*

Now I am the true leader

*Trix suddenly walks in*

Trix: Crosshair

*Crosshair yells startled and quickly hides the action figures*

Crosshair: WHAT

Trix: we're about to land Cross

Crosshair: KNOCK ON MY DOOR, KNOCK NEXT TIME

Trix: sorry cross *he heads to the door*

Crosshair: *before Trix can leave* WAIT, DID YOU SEE ANYTHING

Trix: no Crosshair, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again

Crosshair: GOOD

*Trix left*

Crosshair: *muttering* Regs


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