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​intern needs to go to therapy in the Havana rats cuz goddanm 😭

@escapedaudios What if the real reason intern got involved in the Mafia is because she was a Mafia boss before until her lover died to enemy mafia and with the grief she couldn't continue and started a new somewhere else which is where she found her now best friends and love. Because remember she knew what she was signing up for all along.

“We have Jean at home”

Jean at home

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Characters & Listeners incorrect quotes - Escaped Audios Edition (Part 1)

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I'll do part 2 of EAE, but I have to re-listen to Blue Infinity, Der Wolfsjäger, and Chronus Seven.

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Raven: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Young Diego, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Guest: Oh? Lemme see!

Young Diego, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Guest: …where’s the spider.

Young Diego: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Alfonso: Oh no...

Guest: DIEGO, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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Intern: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!

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Slash: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Bash: Okay.

Slash: And make out during the scary parts.

Bash: Th-

Bash: The scary parts.

Bash: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Escaped: That was so hot, Asset.

Asset: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Escaped: I'm so in love with you.

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Intern: That's ridiculous, Jean doesn't have a crush on me.

Badabing: Yes he does.

Badaboom: Yes he does.

Jean: Yes I do.

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Denny: What do you want for breakfast?

Thaddeus: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Denny:

Ash: He wants eggs.

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Ivan: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Raven: Marry me.

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Denny: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Intern: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Denny: One of them punched a gang member.

Intern: Asset?

Denny: Guest, actually.

Intern: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Alfonso: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Guest: Like it slips on and off really easily.

Alfonso:

Guest: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Carmen: We know what you meant.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Intern: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Slash: Five second rule!

Denny: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Raven: *Sobs on the floor*

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Bash: I love you.

Slash: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Slash and Bash kiss passionately*

Ellie, to Chase: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Asset: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Escaped: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Vengeance: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

AK: One dinner... I just want ONE. DINNER.

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Next: Scythe Audios

I just listened to The New Jersey Rats don't talk to me I have to recover from that serotonin high for the next 48 hours

*happy gremlin noises as I write down a New Jersey Rats reference to be used in a future chapter*

Bro...

LET ME SEE MY BOYSSSSS (I've been busy and didn't notice the new vid, and I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY)

IM BROKE MAN PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

(what I think would happen if intern and the boys ever got to see Stacy)

Jean: *looking at Stacy with dreamy eyes*

Intern, pulling him in by his tie: "I will slut you out faster than you can say 'im sorry', understood?"

Jean: *gulp* yEah-

New Jersey Rats headquarters be like:

Ladies, gents, and those in between, I present to youuuuuu

THE ONE

THE ONLY

ARRIGO BELARDI🎉

Look at me, look at me! 나를 바라봐, 나를 바라봐 💕

So I made more widgets with the New Orleans Rats! Been having fun making these type of edits, especially when I try to reflect their aesthetics

Free use if anyone wants to use them! Just credit me, thanks pookie

Bittersweet (Yuurivoice) ver. here!

Edits shown in this post are made by me

Original art by @/palilious

The New Jersey Rats series and its characters belong to @/escapedaudios