A One Shot Of Mista Fretting About Wanting Cake But Being Left 4 Slices Until His S/o Comes In And Cuts

A one shot of Mista fretting about wanting cake but being left 4 slices until his s/o comes in and cuts 1 slice in 2 making him go 😃 (and also gush about how smart she is)

Author's Note: I fucking adore Mista so much. Also, I literally had to google if 'stupidest' was a real word because I know Fugo wouldn't use it if it wasn't.

Cake

“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!”

“Shut up, Fugo! There’s absolutely no way I’m gonna choose a slice from this cake if there are four pieces, you already know about the-”

“Enough about the cat! I don’t give two shits about that story, it could’ve happened with any number and you know it!”

You walked into the area to find Guido and Pannacotta at each other’s necks. Leone had his headphones on as usual, and Bruno and Narancia were on a mission, so they were nowhere to be found.

With an eye roll, you grabbed the cake server and used the edge to cut out a fifth piece. You heard a relieved sigh from Fugo as you began to place two slices onto the small plates that were left behind for the desert.

You handed the first portion to Guido and sat down next to him, reaching for your own set of silverware in order for you to begin eating as well.

“Aw stellina,” your loving boyfriend gushed, “you’re too clever for me!” You turned to him and smiled, “Yeah, you’re just saying that to try and butter me up."

“I mean it! Sometimes I just can’t keep up with you.”

You felt Mista’s two beefy arms wrap around you and pull you onto his lap. Just as he was about to give you a kiss, Abbacchio cleared his throat and you jumped from your boyfriend’s lap. A blush was evident on your face, and you could hear Fugo chuckling at the two of you as you lowered yourself onto your own chair.

Guido reached for your hand that was on your lap and grasped it as the two of you ate your own slices of cake.

Hhhh idk if you’re strictly 18+ but if you are I swear I won’t follow— but,,, spare SDC Joseph x reader hcs 🥺💦 I’m starving— if you can’t do him Avdol is definitely fine too 👀

Author’s Note: I feel like I have never clarified the status of my account until now, but I am gonna be strictly 18+. For my SFW works, I can’t say I mind minors interacting with them from the tag page, but I certainly won’t respond to them since I, a 20 year-old, don’t see interacting with minors as ideal. As for my NSFW works, (there are none as of now, but there certainly will be later on) there will be several warnings to drive the minors away, and I won’t hesitate to block a minor if I see them following or liking my 18+ stuff. This is a mouthful, but long story short, I’m going to do your request, but only because I hadn’t made the restriction clear before.

SDC Joseph Joestar X Reader HCs

Dude’s your sugar daddy. Even if that’s not what the two of you would label your relationship as, that’s literally what’s going on.

You, a 20 something year-old college student, and him, a 67 year-old real estate mogul? Sounds very suspicious, especially since all of your classes were paid at once seemingly out of nowhere.

Of course, Holly and Suzi Q are not aware of the situation. In fact, Suzi believes you to be her husband’s well-trusted assistant, which makes your relationship a bit more exhilarating.

As for Joseph’s treatment throughout the relationship, he’d be very playful.

Expect tons of jokes and tickles from him, the man’s still playful after all this time.

He’s not as aggressive as his 18 year-old self, but can be assertive at times.

He’d spend SO MUCH money on you, he really wants you to stay, and you constantly have to reassure him that you aren’t some material girl that only chooses to stay for the items.

Joseph would definitely find this trip to Egypt relieving in a sense because now he can finally sleep with you in his arms rather than renting a hotel room and claiming he has a meeting.

Did I mention that he’d spend a ton of money on you? My man is a MILLIONAIRE, he has enough money to spend.

If he even catches you glancing at an item, consider it yours. He’d buy it for you in a heartbeat.

A bit of a bonus, but Jotaro would be annoyed with the two of you. His disrespect towards women and the fact that his (absent) grandfather is cheating on his grandmother just morphed into a bit of a grudge against you. The only reason he puts up with it is because he doesn’t want to cause trouble with his few allies.

— Phantom Blood

Robert E.O. Speedwagon:

Falling For You [Oneshot/SFW]

— Battle Tendency

— Stardust Crusaders

Scar-faced!Reader X SDC gang [HC/SFW]

Cold!Reader — Cuddling [HC/SFW]

Noriaki Kakyoin:

Accidental [Oneshot/SFW]

Joseph Joestar:

Joseph in a Relationship [HC/SFW]

— Diamond is Unbreakable

Josuke Higashikata:

Ice Cream [Oneshot/SFW]

Yukako Yamagishi:

Sofia [Oneshot/SFW]

— Vento Aureo

Guido Mista:

Cake [Oneshot/SFW]

Mista X Stoic!S/O with loving stand [HC/SFW]

Frail [Oneshot/SFW]

Guido Mista with a boyfriend whose stand babies Number 5 [HC/SFW]

Crash Landing [Oneshot/Mature content]

Risotto Nero:

Late Night Love [Oneshot/SFW]

Risotto as a Dad [HC/SFW]

Bruno Bucciarati:

Bruno as a Dad [HC/SFW]

Bruno on an Amusement Park Date [HC/SFW]

Self Care [Oneshot/SFW]

Jean Pierre Polnareff:

Validation [Oneshot/SFW]

— Stone Ocean

Jolyne Cujoh:

Hell's Kitchen — Stepmom!Reader [Oneshot/SFW/platonic]

— Steel Ball Run

Gyro Zeppeli:

Gyro as a College Student [HC/SFW]

— Jojolion

Hi, I just red your blog and I think it's really good! I'm quite new on this and you can happily ignore this but can I request Part 1 Dio having a little sister who has a crush on Part 1 Speedwagon?

Ask: Hi, I just red your blog and I think it's really good! I'm quite new on this and you can happily ignore this but can I request Part 1 Dio having a little sister who has a crush on Part 1 Speedwagon?

Author’s Note: OML TY 🥺 I needed to reread part one to get a better grasp of both Speedwagon’s and part one Dio’s characters, but I hope this will suffice! <3

Falling For You

You had been aware from the get-go that your sibling had a rather odd fascination with ruining Jonathan’s life, and you would always try to discourage Dio from being so harsh with the poor boy. Unfortunately, the horrid antics kept occurring, and eventually, George Joestar became terminally ill.

Nothing had been thought of the cause of George’s sudden illness until after Jonathan ventured out to Ogre Street and brought a friend with him. The man introduced himself as Robert E.O. Speedwagon, and his slight drawl gave away where he came from.

One glance at him was enough for you to acknowledge the fact that this new acquaintance was most certainly handsome. Yet, this wasn’t the time to ogle at some man you had just met. It was a time for the shit to hit the fan, not literally.

Your older brother, Dio Brando, had been found guilty of poisoning your adoptive father. You knew how ambitious your sibling could be, but you had never expected this. You were quite aware this is what he had done to Dario, but George had been innocent! He’d only wanted the best for his three children.

After the ultimate confrontation, it all seemed like a blur. Your head couldn’t fully process the fact that your brother had done such a horrendous act to a good man. Not only had Dio poisoned him, but ended his life by stabbing the elder Joestar.

You shivered as you recalled the past events. Having your older brother become an immortal vampire for his own sake wasn’t a pleasant sight to behold. Alas, there wasn’t much you could do. The damage had been done. Dio Brando rejected his own humanity for his own sake, and you, his dear sister, had been left behind.

Shockingly, you hadn’t cared that you were left behind. Hell, if being left behind was the only way you could continue being human then you were most certainly glad that Dio hadn’t taken you with him.

With the mansion burnt down, there wasn’t much of a place to call home. Jonathan had been taken to the hospital where an old friend of the two of you had taken care of him, so he didn’t have to worry about a place to stay for the time being.

Speedwagon had noticed that you were left with nowhere to go and offered up his own place. Grateful to have somewhere to rest for the night, you heartily agreed. Naturally, you were a bit worried at first about bunking with some guy you just met, but you were at ease with the fact that Jonathan had trusted the man enough to let him in on this bizarre family drama.

Upon seeing the house, if you could even call it that, you could tell that it was rather shabby and definitely not much compared to your previous living space. “Ah,” Speedwagon mumbled, “Miss (Y/N), I’m sure this might not be suitable for you to-”

“Robert, this house is fine, thank you for being so generous.”

He gave you a sheepish smile and opened the door, allowing you to enter first. “My, my, what a gentleman,” you teased with a slight smile. He scoffed with a wider grin and stepped in, locking the door behind the two of you to prevent any unwanted visitors.

He lead you to his bedroom and allowed you a moment to change into a nightgown he had managed to buy for you earlier that day. After the tedious process getting undressed and redressed, you ventured out into the “living room” (if you could even call it that), where you found Robert on a lounging chair, already dozing off.

“Robert,” you giggled, “this is no place for you to sleep!”

He opened an eye and shrugged, “You deserve to sleep on a bed, and there really isn’t anywhere else ideal for sleeping besides these two places.”

You stared as an idea came to mind. A warmth spread across your face as such immoral thoughts came to mind. “Perhaps,” you started, “you don’t have to sleep on the chair? I’m sure we both fit on your bed.”

Speedwagon coughed a bit as his face gained a red hue, “Excuse me?”

“Hey, don’t get all dirty-minded! It was just a suggestion so you don’t have to sleep on a chair for the night.”

With a clearing of his throat, the man reluctantly agreed and got up, leading the way to his room. He let you in first, and you blushed at the gesture. Such kindness at this time was enough to make you blush. Robert’s movements, though awkward, were certainly cute to you.

A snap toward you was enough to stop your zoning out. Robert gave a small smile and patted the bed. You slowly made your way beside him and lifted the covers to get under the blanket.

As you snuggled into the warmth of the comforter, you realized just how drowsy you truly felt. Staring up at the ceiling, you heard your housemate’s soft snores as you realized you had been zoning out for quite some time. Deciding not to get hung up on the past events, you slowly drifted off.

—

As you slowly regained consciousness, you were startled to feel two large arms wrapped around you. You opened your eyes to see Speedwagon’s chest right in front of you. You looked up and saw his sleeping face. He looked so calm, so serene. You caught yourself staring and immediately looked away. No other boy had ever made you feel such strange emotions. “Fuck,” you thought, “there’s no way I like him.”

Could you write something based on the prompt, "I'm sneaking out to get ice cream, you wanna go?" With Whichever character you see fit. I loved that prompt and thought it could be fun to leave it up to you for whichever character you think needs a little love. 💕

Author’s Note: oh, but of course! this prompt actually reminds me of when i used to sneak out at 15 and smoke weed lmao. i mean uhhh, *looks at palm with smudged ink* drugs are a no-no kids (that happened to come across this from the tag page.)

Ice Cream - Josuke X Reader

As you finished rinsing out your mouth to rid of any left over toothpaste foam (and drool that fell onto your chin), you could’ve sworn that you heard a light tap. However, you were unable to pinpoint where the sound came from, so you shrugged and grabbed a used towel to pat your mouth dry.

Tap. Tap.

"What the hell is that noise?”

With a quirked eyebrow, you shuffled to the window. Peeking through the slits of your blinds, you were shocked to see your boyfriend.

Pulling the string to lift the blinds, you waved at him slowly. You lifted the window and thanked the universe for having a room on the first floor.

“Josuke? What are you doing here so late at night?”

“I'm sneaking out to get ice cream, you wanna go?" 

“Wait, I’ll be there right now.”

You turned away and ran on your tiptoes to retrieve your flip flops. Smiling, you slipped them on and ran back to your window, where Josuke had come closer now.

You smiled sheepishly as he helped you exit through your window. “Thank you, Josuke,” you teased, “you’re my knight in shining armor.” You gave him a short, sweet kiss on his nose, to which he blushed heavily at.

He grasped your hand, and the two of you set off. During times of stress such as these, it did you both good to just act like a couple of lovesick teenagers.

Hello! I was wondering if I could get some modern college hcs for Gyro as a premed student (I’m assuming he would be if he were a doctor in today’s society). Just general stuff such as what his dorm would be like, study habits, etc. School has me drained 🤧 love your writing! 💖

Ask: Hello! I was wondering if I could get some modern college hcs for Gyro as a premed student (I'm assuming he would be if he were a doctor in today's society). Just general stuff suck as what his dorm would be like, study habita, etc. School has me drained 🤧 love your writing! 💖

Author's Note: thank you so much! <3 and same, my summer class just started for me, but after that, i'm gonna go to a university for my bachelors degree, so i've been a bit drained as well lmao

Gyro Zeppeli as a College Student HCs:

Gyro's that one kid who is just naturally smart.

I honestly can't see him studying, unless it's like the day before a final.

He half-asses his work, but still gets amazing grades.

He'll probably make fun of someone if he hears them complaining about a class.

He'd might have those pre-made flashcards for the medical terminology, but I'd doubt he ever uses them.

His dorm is pretty neat. Maybe an unkempt bed at most, but other than that, he's pretty good at tidying up.

There's no trash on the ground, just his bed, some textbooks, and his teddy.

He'd be there to pass, not to exceed.

But either way, he's probably top of his class, and he's VERY smug about it. As he should be though lmao.

His studying habits in the rare occasion that he does study would probably be skimming through his notes and textbooks.

He might even have Johnny quiz him with some of the terminology flashcards too.

He's doing very well and he really doesn't have to try.