No, Grey, They Aren't Like That!

No, Grey, they aren't like that!

Grey: [Causually strolling through the floors]

Rachel, Eddie, and Zach: [On Zach’s floor together]

Rachel: I can't believe you're actually allowing me to touch it.

Eddie: Well if you're gonna do this you have to, so...

Rachel: It's pretty long

Grey: [Pauses] Hmm?

Zach: Yeah, yeah whatever

Rachel: Yours too Eddie

Eddie: Sorry, I guess that's my bad

Rachel: They're so soft

Zach: Can you just stop touching it and get this over with?

Eddie: Don't be so hard on Ray-Ray!

Eddie: Thank you for doing this again.

Rachel: It's no problem. I was bored so I thought why not? I'll have to be careful since this is my first time.

Zach: So you mean to tell me you've never done this before?!

Rachel: I’d rather not get into the details

Grey: This would be an interesting developement

Grey: [Opens door to see Rachel in the middle of cutting Zack's hair with Eddie next to her]

Grey: ……?

So, I saw this butter at Walmart and I turned and asked my mom:

Me: "Ghee"? Really?

Mom: Yeah, it's a weird butter, a lot of fat in that...

Me: oh...

Mom: *Continues shopping*

Me: Is that why it's called "Ghee"? Because they say "Ghee" *Cue disgusted face* when they eat it?

Kat + Dynomite Bakugou x Fem!reader

*Chapter 2 - Part 3*

You didn’t get to talk to anyone because the bell rang right after your speech. You went through the next classes without a break. By the time it was lunch, you were utterly exhausted. You walked into lunch rush with a crowd and got your food. You looked around but didn’t know where to sit.

“Hey, Ginerva, I’m Midorya,” the big-eyed boy with green hair said. He had more thoughts consumed around how your quirk worked. You really didn’t want to talk to him.

“Hello Ginerva, I am Tenya Ida, the class rep–”

“Yo! Gin, over here!” A red-haired boy with shark teeth was waving two tables away.

“Sorry, gotta go,” you said. You don’t do well with people like Ida and Midorya, you could tell from their thoughts they liked to keep the rules around. However, the redhead seemed like the type to back you up on throwing a house party.

You walked over to the table and the redhead introduced everyone, “I’m Kiri. The pink girl is Mina. The yellow-haired guy is Denki. The guy with black hair is Sero. The girl with weird ears is Jiro. And this guy is Katsuki Baku-bro.” He said pointing to each person.

“That’s not my name, shitty hair,” Katsuki yelled at Kiri.

Chapter 3 coming soon!!! Chapter 3 is going to be all from Bakugou's perspective! Please like and repost, thanks! ;D

Eri: Hey Mr. Aizawa? Where do babies come from?

Aizawa: Go ask Mic.

Mic: Ask me what?

Eri: Where do babies come from?

Mic: Oh, that's easy! Bungy-jumping when the rubber breaks!

Shinso: [Laughing so hard he's choking]

Aizawa: [Spits out his coffee]

Eri: I don't get it.

Bakugo is making dinner for Class 1-A...

Tokoyami: Bakugo, we've been waiting for the food for an hour--

Bakugo, from the kitchen: And you've been waiting for a growth spurt for three years!