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Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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NO SERIOUSLY Everyone In My Class Knows Im Non-binary But SO OFTEN Im Still Referred To As She. They

NO SERIOUSLY everyone in my class knows I’m non-binary but SO OFTEN I’m still referred to as “she.” They just don’t think about it. They look at me and just see the boobs.

My mom, too! She’s supportive and loves me and is trying very hard to use my new name and pronouns, but when I came out she told me it’ll be hard because she’s “always seen [me] as very feminine.” I LITERALLY CUT MY OWN HAIR INTO A KEANU REEVES CUT? I WEAR HAWAIIAN SHIRTS OR SUSPENDERS OR BAGGY-ASS CARGO PANTS AND FUNNY SHIRTS. IM NOT A GIRL, IM NOT A WOMAN. I JUST HAVE BREASTS. THEY’RE NOT EVEN BIG. THEYRE SO SMALL. I WEAR MORE CHILDREN’S CLOTHES THAN WOMEN’S CLOTHES AND YET.

Ha. Sorry. Bit of a rant there. But really!

And when someone is trying, it doesn’t matter how hard it is or how much they understand it or if they’re used to it. My teacher mentions often (it becomes relevant) how society has recently popularized the tearing apart of gender roles, how we’ve created a space outside of the binary gender boxes, and how he and others in his generation don’t fully understand it or its implications, but that man has never gotten my pronouns wrong once. ONCE. And he called me “buddy” and I like it.

Step back and take another look at people. See beyond their bodies. I am more like mothman than I am like a woman. Get to know me, you’ll see.

are they really “fem presenting” or do they just have boobs. are they really “masc presenting” or do they just have facial hair

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1 year ago

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10 months ago
Imagine, If You Will: Rick Sanchez Dies (somehow. Finally.) And Its So Sad. One Month After His Funeral

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11 months ago

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

Listen.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
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10 months ago

potential reasons kipperlily has hated riz since day one:

1. riz didn't give her a business card

2. riz did give her a business card but she did an american psycho style analysis of it and did not like what the card told her

3. a goblin getting dunked in a trashcan killed her mother

4. a briefcase killed her mother

5. has a crush on riz and is taking the tweet that's like "one time I had a crush on a girl and I put a note in her locker telling her to leave the school" to the next level

6. has a crush on a different bad kid and is mad at riz for becoming the rogue of the group before she had a chance

1 year ago

Ok, I notice people’s aesthetics, and even if it’s something I don’t understand or would never engage in myself, if it’s bold enough for me to notice, I’m still genuinely happy for them. Your style is for you, not for me, it doesn’t matter if I “like” it, you’re making choices and moves to make your life suitable for you. You’re living your best life and I respect the hell out of that. Even if I fully don’t understand that aesthetic, even if I can’t stop noticing just how much eye shadow you’ve used, any potential “judgement” I would have is wildly drowned out by the joy I get seeing people have the confidence to present themselves the way that makes them happiest, or playing with style to find themselves or just to have fun.

Vote with sincere honesty!