Growing Up The Rule Was We Were Allowed To Be Openly Disrespectful And Rude To Dad, But Only If It Was

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

I thought I’d get Poet, but I got King

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

I don't know who needs to hear this, but shoutout to all the arospecs who actually like valentine's day. It doesn't make you cringey. It doesn't make you any less aro. You're allowed to be aro and like valentine's day, whatever way you celebrate it. Stay safe <3

For my aro siblings 😎

I thought you’d get Poet too

I thought I’d get Poet, but I got King