I Thought Youd Get Poet Too

I thought you’d get Poet too

I thought I’d get Poet, but I got King

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

For my aro siblings 😎

I don't know who needs to hear this, but shoutout to all the arospecs who actually like valentine's day. It doesn't make you cringey. It doesn't make you any less aro. You're allowed to be aro and like valentine's day, whatever way you celebrate it. Stay safe <3

Maybe the real Minecraft Tumblr sexy man is vanilla extract. Ever think of that?

To be fair, Kings are just Poets that have too many responsibilities

I thought I’d get Poet, but I got King