When Your Aromantic Asexual Ass Wants The Purple Llama But It Has Been Decked Out With XOXO Valentines

When your aromantic asexual ass wants the purple llama but it has been decked out with “XOXO” Valentine’s paraphernalia

SNIP SNIP

[Image description: Two men stand around two different cars. One man points at a car labeled "Sending flowers to your crush" and says: "This is brilliant." He turns and points to the other car, labeled "Sending flowers to your friends," and says: "But I like this." End ID]

I‘m he/him but like in a they/them way

I feel personally called out.

Aroace culture is dreaming of sharing a giant house with all your friends and hanging out all the time and realizing. QPR. That's what you're describing. Your ideal living situation is a QPR.

aroace culture

My gender is that I'm a man in the same way as the plucked chicken from the story of Diogenes

I'm not actually a man but I could be in theory-

BEHOLD, A GENDER!