When Your Aromantic Asexual Ass Wants The Purple Llama But It Has Been Decked Out With XOXO Valentines

When your aromantic asexual ass wants the purple llama but it has been decked out with “XOXO” Valentine’s paraphernalia

SNIP SNIP

"Don't talk to me or my

plague doctor boyfriend

ever again."

(cursive text says "plague doctor boyfriend" if you can't read it.)

[Image ID: A pencil drawing of a plague doctor from the shoulder up and a white woman from the neck up. The woman has short, neck length hair and is smiling while looking off to the right. Next to her is two small sparkles, and above the both of them is a heart.]

me listening to the radio as a kid: why are all the songs about love?

my mom: well, everybody can relate to them

me, now aroace:

My gender is that I'm a man in the same way as the plucked chicken from the story of Diogenes

I'm not actually a man but I could be in theory-

BEHOLD, A GENDER!

When it comes to honourifics, don’t call me mr or ms, instead yell COMRADE in a Russian accent.

So I feel like I am demiromantic and aroflux, but like can I use both? because I feel like they are equally prevalent in how I experience romantic attraction... or should I just use aroflux because demi is included in that?

You can use both; I believe that you can use aroflux as it covers the entire spectrum of romantic attraction. For example, I’m homoromantic, and when I say that I’m aroflux it applies to that romantic attraction. I hope this helps!!