Guy Fieri Looks Like He Would Be A Character If There Was Human Version Of Animal Crossing

Guy Fieri looks like he would be a character if there was human version of Animal Crossing

Subways is literally a bottom because you tell them exactly what you want at the store and they follow your directions. Dominos is a top because you're there for pizza and all you do is tell them what TOPpings you want. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Let's get this bread

"We're all like Atlas-- holding up a piece of our very own sky."

- excerpt from a book I'll never write

I still think about the blue highlighter you gave me. I pretended I didn't really want it, but you insisted that I needed it-- it was drying out anyway, you said. I put it in my pencil case, where I later put more highlighters. But it's okay because-- I can always pick out your blue one by its missing stickers and how the transparent plastic turned grey from your use. Even when I do pick it out, I can never bring myself to use it for more than a couple seconds. I've kept it just like you gave it to me. A little dried out, but still warm from when you last touched it. I think it could be the comfort of familiarity, but I just want to carry that piece of you inside my pencil case forever.

I just realized I sound like John from a modern Johnlock AU fic

Someone please tell me why crush is into detective shows, but still can't detect my very obv crush on them.