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Why is the ancient Greek word for harm literally blapto βλάπτω? It's so unserious sounding...
Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
I hate telling people my birthday, and my friends pressured me into telling them only to forget and not even say happy birthday. I hate that my own father forgot my birthday, and my mother forced him to message me. I hate feeling like this. I hate craving attention. I hate feeling like I have to remind people to love me.
I'm going to be fucking 20 and I haven't even had my first kiss. I don't have the balls to come out as bi. I'm fucking ugly and can't perform my gender properly. I hate going to college and feeling so conscious of my body all the time.
A sketch of Sydney 💛
[Caption: a realistic digital sketch of Sydney from The Bear. Sydney is portrayed by Black actor Ayo Edibiri. She's wearing a white button shirt, a blue bandana over her long braids, and small bar earrings. The background is a gradient of pale yellow from below to gray-blue above.]
My hundredth post was about bread I bought from the supermarket. How do I come to terms with that?
Went to the store today, and the loafs of bread spilled over each other cause the bag was too small and it ended up touching the conveyer belt. That's how you get everything seasoning on your bread
do you think we can start calling cicero our little chickpea on this site
Writing a cover letter, or better yet, the menial task of writing the worst 3 paragraphs of your life in 3-4 hours complied from random templates you saw on Google images (20% of them are from Business Insider)
Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
I can't believe it's real Greek history that Socrates was sentenced to death for being annoying. That is real democracy babes!!!
Chicago style citation except some guy named Mike goes up to you and tells you he got the information from his cousin, Joe. Chicago style citation except the exponent looking citation takes you to an image of a deep dish pizza where the citation is a little pepperoni. Chicago style citation except...
how dare you treat me like this don't you know I'm neurodivergent and a classics major
how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major
I know everyone's been busy with what's going with Twitter and probably a lot of other things happening in this world. But, it was literally high 70s in November where I live. This is not normal for us and I'm honestly so worried about climate change. If fall is this warm with only a month left until winter, then how hot will summer 2023 be? There were already multiple heatwaves in 2022. It's so hard not feel helpless when you feel like the world is burning.
By Hercules, the youth of today know nothing of deceit! If every man who acted like a Queerbaitinus under the candle light of the moon when the male figure is particularly desirous, then half the man of the forum would be swallowed by an angry crowd.
do u think this has ever in the whole of history Ever happened before or is too unique a set of variables . when mishus quintus carves one too many sincerely-etched penises into the wax tabula newsletter and has to tearfully backtrack in the local forum about it. quintus queerbaitinus the crowd yell
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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred,
then another thousand, then a second hundred,
then yet another thousand, then a hundred,
then, when we’ve made many thousands,
we’ll mix them up, so that we lose count,
or no bad person can envy us,
when he learns how many kisses there are.
Catullus 5, Translated by Jane Mason.
The way my girlfriend asks if I want more kisses after she’s already given a bunch and I giggle and say “yes”. I’m a kiss stealer and will kiss her any chance I get
Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.
Make your own posts if you wanna post bugass but do NOT engage the brands. Gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss. In containment they will wither.
Artistic, somewhat Hellenistic and beautifully captures the foul features of these white billionaire freaks. Their porcelain will rot in the grave.
Billionaires have the treasured milky white skin so prized in high society, except it's more like a husky cocoon concealing the wretched and damnable creature truthfully contained within its slimy, haggard walls.
I think if I turn Elon Musk over, I could pour out his spineless essence like a warm soup right onto the pavement.
The crows would feast upon him and spread his nutritious seedlings to the far corners of middle earth.
Then I'd turn to Zuckerberg who would cower in fear but know he has nowhere to run, for his legs are spindly and weak and would collapse underneath the heavy pitcher of his hollowed out meat sack.
My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.
Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.
I am so sad about the extinction of Neanderthals! I am inconsolable! I just can't help thinking about how similar they were to us and how they possibly had community care, tending to indivuals who weren't "useful." Maybe it is more than human to care. Maybe we were cursed to be alone on this earth.
does anyone else think about the task of carrying yourself to your own suffering. walking to a test you know you’ll fail. driving fifteen hours to watch a family member die. jesus walking to golgotha carrying the cross. you know.