I Can't Believe It's Real Greek History That Socrates Was Sentenced To Death For Being Annoying. That

I can't believe it's real Greek history that Socrates was sentenced to death for being annoying. That is real democracy babes!!!

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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred,

then another thousand, then a second hundred,

then yet another thousand, then a hundred,

then, when we’ve made many thousands,

we’ll mix them up, so that we lose count,

or no bad person can envy us,

when he learns how many kisses there are.

Catullus 5, Translated by Jane Mason.

The way my girlfriend asks if I want more kisses after she’s already given a bunch and I giggle and say “yes”. I’m a kiss stealer and will kiss her any chance I get

Chicago style citation except some guy named Mike goes up to you and tells you he got the information from his cousin, Joe. Chicago style citation except the exponent looking citation takes you to an image of a deep dish pizza where the citation is a little pepperoni. Chicago style citation except...

My hundredth post was about bread I bought from the supermarket. How do I come to terms with that?

By Hercules, the youth of today know nothing of deceit! If every man who acted like a Queerbaitinus under the candle light of the moon when the male figure is particularly desirous, then half the man of the forum would be swallowed by an angry crowd.

do u think this has ever in the whole of history Ever happened before or is too unique a set of variables . when mishus quintus carves one too many sincerely-etched penises into the wax tabula newsletter and has to tearfully backtrack in the local forum about it. quintus queerbaitinus the crowd yell

Why is the ancient Greek word for harm literally blapto βλάπτω? It's so unserious sounding...