If Irish Twins Are Kids Born With The (almost) Same Birthday A Year Apart, What Would Jaygrant's Kids

If irish twins are kids born with the (almost) same birthday a year apart, what would jaygrant's kids qualify as? Because i DEFINETLY headcanon that they'd go into labor together

Jaygrant is the type of male omega/ male omega couple that would get each other pregnant on accident. “We’re both omegas we don’t need protection” <- famous last words. Bonus if it’s something that’s almost medically impossible so they’re just extremely unlucky

I INCLUDED THIS IN THE LAST ASK I GOT ABOUT THEM IN THE OMEGAVERSE!!! They don't even think about it part of the reason they started hooking up is because neither of them can get each other pregnant. Grant was already in the 10% of people that suppressants never fully worked for - combination of a meta gene and his heats are particularly heavy anyway - and Jason was advised not to take them because of the adverse effects they can have with all the chemicals he gets exposed to.

Jason thinks it's weird when he doesn't get his heat as usual, and he gets nervous the longer time passes without it. Grant calls him about it, he's having the same problem. Double weird because their last heats had synced up and they assumed they'd keep getting them at the same time.

Before any of the side effects show up, he knows something is different. Not about himself but about Grant. Something about his smell... something warm and homey that softens the smell of hazelnut and woodsmoke Jason has become so accustomed to. It's all he can do to keep himself from burying his nose in Grant's scent gland for the next few weeks, Grant is delighted, he almost obsessively covers Jason in his scent - it's a habit stereotypically associated with Alphas but Grant's possessive streak could blow any knotheaded alpha out of the water.

They can hardly stand to be away from each other, Grant completely stops taking jobs in favor of patrolling with Jason.

It's when the morning sickness starts, for both of them, that they finally drag themselves to Leslie's clinic. They're not sure what to expect, maybe a stomach virus one of them got and spread to the other or a new side effect of drinking the tap water. They're not expecting to BOTH be pregnant. There is no doubt in either of their minds about the parentage at least, but that's really the least of their problems.

It always tickles me pink when the more casual fans are thrown off by the number of batkids there are, and it never ends because Bruce. won't. stop. adopting!

I was pondering over this prompt when i realized the perfect canon divergence au it could play into (and then spent nearly and hour searching this hell site for this post to reblog under it)

IMAGINE! Fresh-from-the-dead-catatonic Jason, hasn't been picked up by the league of assassins yet but already wandering Gotham's streets (crime alley? somewhere else in the city??) when the latest rogue attack happens, or maybe its one of the mobs or even a rando, idk and idc. the POINT IS at some point B and his braindead baby end up within spitting distance of each other when something goes BOOM and when a little body throws itself at him in a familiar move Bru-Batman reacts on instinct (is Tim, Robin yet? was he out there? maybe that's who B was expecting) tucking them against his body and turning away from the heat.

it goes quiet, right after, just the crackle of flames and in the very distance is the sound of sirens. Batman just breathes for a moment, very pointedly not thinking of the last time one of his sons Robins was near an explosion- and he was too far too far and too late there was no cape for his bird to hide under that time.

He takes a breath to steady himself and looks down-

And.

Everything.

Stops.

Every vigilante who trained as robin has the hardwired instinct inside them to jump inside batman's cape whenever there's danger

Have they tried getting rid of it? Yeah. What has it led to? Them aggressively jerking to the direction Batman's in and ending up falling to the ground. Hard.

Reblogging specifically for the ones who harass my fellow Ereri's and I

This has been a PSA.

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

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