PT. 4 Gotham Twitter

PT. 4 Gotham Twitter

Nobody can tell this isn't something teenage boy Damian's age would say, bc I know for a fact it is. He's a menace and I love him for it.

I have been told this is not a wolf, so that narrows it down, but that does make it a cat?

Not a cat.

A idea-Jason

I feel like Jason has the weird ability to go somewhere then go get something and end up miles away from what he was originally supposed to go to.

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*on the phone*

Jason: I made a mistake

Bruce: what mistake are you alright?

Jason: I'm in Mexico.

Tim: wha- how the hell did you get to Mexico you were supposed to go get donuts and come right back!

Jason: I told you guys I didn't want to get the donuts, now look what happened

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Bruce: Jason how does this keep happening to you?

*young Jason*: it ain't my fault really! Do you think I wanted to end up in star city?!

Bruce: you were just supposed to go to school how did you-

Jason: I don't know! You're the detective, figure it out!

Bruce: I'm sending Dick over to pick you up.

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Jason: hey Dick? I made a big oops

Dick: what did you do?

Jason: you know how Alfred asked me to go to the store and buy more cheese?

Dick: yeah?

Jason: I might not be in the store....

Dick: where are you?

Jason: uhhh.... another country? Possibly a theme park?

Dick: How the FU-

Things Dick and Jason have done to each others apartments over the years

Jason likes to hack into Dicks security system once every few months to “keep him on his toes”

Dick rescued a hamster and kept it in Jason’s apartment because it was closer and felt like the hamster would be better fed (Jason hated it at first but now will kill anyone that touches him)

Jason dyed all of dicks sheets red after he got blood on a pair and it wouldn’t wash off so his brother wouldn’t find out

Dick threatens to disclose the location of Jason’s apartment to the rest of their siblings at least once a month and in retaliation Jason steals his throw pillows

Jason sometimes leaves leftovers or ingredients for meals in dicks fridge when his fridge runs out of space

Dick likes to buy Jason gifts or souvenirs and then hides them in the apartment randomly and waits for a text whenever Jason discovers what he’s done

Jason has an emergency weapons stash hidden in dicks apartment that dick pretends to not know about

They both can and will stress clean the others place if they’re badly injured to help them out

The fact that the villains really like Tim Drake