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Dick communicates with the ex-robin club through a series of whistles they developed while they were robin. this is useful while in the field when the need secret communications. bruce doesn't understand the whistle language (they change the tunes purposely to exclude him). it makes for awkward arguments where everyone's just angrily whistling at each other and bruce is standing there like...what is happening?
One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.
thinking about how Bart probably doesn't see the point in texting or phone calls if he can just run over and have a conversation in person, so all his text threads are probably just messages to him without a single response
PT. 4 Gotham Twitter
Nobody can tell this isn't something teenage boy Damian's age would say, bc I know for a fact it is. He's a menace and I love him for it.
batman getting exposed to scarecrows fear toxin one day shortly after taking in dick only to realize that his worst nightmare no longer has to do with his parents, his old family, but with something happening to his robin, his new family
A idea-Jason
I feel like Jason has the weird ability to go somewhere then go get something and end up miles away from what he was originally supposed to go to.
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*on the phone*
Jason: I made a mistake
Bruce: what mistake are you alright?
Jason: I'm in Mexico.
Tim: wha- how the hell did you get to Mexico you were supposed to go get donuts and come right back!
Jason: I told you guys I didn't want to get the donuts, now look what happened
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Bruce: Jason how does this keep happening to you?
*young Jason*: it ain't my fault really! Do you think I wanted to end up in star city?!
Bruce: you were just supposed to go to school how did you-
Jason: I don't know! You're the detective, figure it out!
Bruce: I'm sending Dick over to pick you up.
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Jason: hey Dick? I made a big oops
Dick: what did you do?
Jason: you know how Alfred asked me to go to the store and buy more cheese?
Dick: yeah?
Jason: I might not be in the store....
Dick: where are you?
Jason: uhhh.... another country? Possibly a theme park?
Dick: How the FU-
the Titans by Stjepan Šejić
Damian is physically unable to draw Tim. Change my mind.
Had this wierd dream, with Bruce and Selina and suddenly it turned into a weird commercial for merch makeup. I just had to draw it…
Things Dick and Jason have done to each others apartments over the years
Jason likes to hack into Dicks security system once every few months to “keep him on his toes”
Dick rescued a hamster and kept it in Jason’s apartment because it was closer and felt like the hamster would be better fed (Jason hated it at first but now will kill anyone that touches him)
Jason dyed all of dicks sheets red after he got blood on a pair and it wouldn’t wash off so his brother wouldn’t find out
Dick threatens to disclose the location of Jason’s apartment to the rest of their siblings at least once a month and in retaliation Jason steals his throw pillows
Jason sometimes leaves leftovers or ingredients for meals in dicks fridge when his fridge runs out of space
Dick likes to buy Jason gifts or souvenirs and then hides them in the apartment randomly and waits for a text whenever Jason discovers what he’s done
Jason has an emergency weapons stash hidden in dicks apartment that dick pretends to not know about
They both can and will stress clean the others place if they’re badly injured to help them out
The ladies of Gotham (and Talia) as Reductress/Onion headlines
feel like one day the batfam would just grow fed up of jason bragging that he died once and use it against him
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Jason: You know i died on-
Bruce: My son died once, it was a very hard time for us all we spent it grieving
Jason: …
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*Jason walking in with a stab wound*
Dick looking at the dagger clearly alarmed: What happened baby bird?!?
Jason: No big deal, nothing compared to my de-
Dick: you know my baby brother died once, he could die again, I’m going to get B to bar you from patrol since death is so traumatic for you.
Jason pausing wide eyed: WHAT?!?
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Tim: cool shirt steph
Steph: Thanks i tye dyed it with cass
Jason: You know i died once
Tim sighing and looking out the window wistfully: It wasn’t you that died jason, it was the mAgIc iN rObIn
*steph cracking up*
Jason, laying in the lounge, bat boys sleep over (duke couldn’t join them): do you think cows like to sing?
Tim, on his phone definitely not sleeping: it's 3am, go back to sleep
Jason, defensive: they can moo, so they must be good at opera!
Dick, who’s secretly been awake starts mooing opera style, it’s awful:
Damian, shaking awake: WHERE'S THE COW-
The fact that the villains really like Tim Drake
drew a little stephcass roof hang while bingeing b99
I have been told this is not a wolf, so that narrows it down, but that does make it a cat?
Not a cat.
They stopped replying.
