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they/shenewly human and strangely literal

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5 months ago

if ferris bueller’s day off was made today it would be called ferris gooner’s gay off and he’d skip school to go to a pride parade with his nonbinary friend camthem and his transgender girlfriend. they steal camthem’s dad’s cyber truck


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5 months ago

holy shit???

Our Love Is God (CHNT mini animatic)

I’m so unwell I’m so unwell… I’m so unwell…


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5 months ago
I Think Dan Should Get To Be A Little Weird Too. As A Treat

i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat

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6 months ago

every time a person is killed for the crime of being black, as a black person i feel like a part of me dies with them. it’s like i knew them personally and i mourn another family member every week. it’s terrifying that it’ll always be possible that i could be joining them next and that i’m just supposed to go about my day like my brothers and sisters aren’t being killed all around me


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6 months ago
What If We Kissed Like Lps Do?

What if we kissed like lps do?

Had this idea and knew I had to draw it!

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6 months ago

sometimes i wonder if i’ll ever really be loved the way i love. like, i’m sure it’s common and if i bring it up everyone will tell me how much worse they have it, and who am i to not believe them but like. i genuinely don’t think that anyone could feel the soul consuming, “i’ll feel this way until i die no matter what happens” feeling, about me. and i think that’s it’s like, so unfair that i have to feel like there aren’t enough stars in the sky to even come close to how much love i have for people, and they get to go about their day like it’s nothing and everyone one else gets to have someone who doesn’t think it’s nothing and the only one whose feelings get to amount to nothing are mine. i just don’t understand why i’m so hard to love.


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6 months ago

I simply want to say your Danbert is everything. Keep on doing the lord’s work.

AHH thank you so much!! 🥺

Here's them on a date 🖤

I Simply Want To Say Your Danbert Is Everything. Keep On Doing The Lords Work.

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6 months ago

i’m like if a girl was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sad


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6 months ago
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6 months ago

“let it go” ass last name

Goodnight Everyone, Tonight Id Like To Leave You With The Knowledge That Dans Middle Name Is Elston

Goodnight everyone, tonight id like to leave you with the knowledge that Dans middle name is Elston


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6 months ago
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6 months ago

WATETMELON WOMAN MENTION 🫵🫵🫵

The Watermelon Woman (1996)
The Watermelon Woman (1996)
The Watermelon Woman (1996)

The Watermelon Woman (1996)


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6 months ago

one thing about me is i think everyyyyybody should be BROWN.

OOooOOo Planting My Mexican Dan And Spaniard Herbert Headcannons Into Your Head. OOoOo You Wana Make
OOooOOo Planting My Mexican Dan And Spaniard Herbert Headcannons Into Your Head. OOoOo You Wana Make

OOooOOo planting my Mexican Dan and spaniard Herbert headcannons into your head. OOoOo you wana make them Hispanic sooo bad.

ko-fi


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6 months ago

Unposted work from a bit ago

Unposted Work From A Bit Ago

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6 months ago

me and her could make out if she wants

“Me and Buffy should’ve made out.”

Eliza always here to gay shit up


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6 months ago

all dykes go to heaven


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6 months ago

I know i’m functionally a gay DARE officer at this point but I do in fact feel some sort of way about Cocaine being back in vogue. Surely I sound like a square + narc and I’ll concede ok do whatever you want, nobody can materially stop another person from using drugs if they really want to 🤷🏻 I don’t really care that it’s hip to do party drugs, moreso I want to articulate a general level of caution and concern that I never see a sidecar of harm reduction and safe using practices along with the commonplace clips of people straight up snorting coke I’ve seen for “brat summer!!!1!!”

You 🫵 are not immune to ingesting fentanyl or any number of other additives. Do you think drugs at the gay club are different than the drugs people are taking under bridges and in gutters? I promise they’re not! So if you want to use drugs and continue being alive, do your part to be safe. Protecting yourself protects others and your community.

Do not accept drugs from strangers. Test your drugs with fentanyl test strips. Carry narcan and know how to administer it. Never use alone. Have an exit strategy if you’re using drugs in a public space. Know the contact information for your local harm reduction groups, overdose emergency hotline, and if you need/want it, addiction treatment orgs. This is all the bare minimum for community care if you intend to be out in the world using drugs. Mainly I encourage you all to be buzzkills if it means you don’t have to die of an accidental overdose. Overdose is the leading cause of death for Americans under 40. I have a whole lot of social workers in my network and however bad you think the synthetic opioid crisis is, it’s worse. The war stories I’ve heard from my people on the ground are… The shit of nightmares. Don’t let it be you or anybody you love.

If you live in the state of Georgia, DM me for a longer list of resources.

Fentanyl information (harm reduction.org)

Get Narcan

How to use fentanyl test strips

Call 311 to find out where to get Narcan in your community at no cost to you

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6 months ago
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13
3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13

3.14 || 3.15 || 6.13

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7 months ago
Bride Of Re-Animator (1990) Dr. Dan Cain
Bride Of Re-Animator (1990) Dr. Dan Cain

Bride of Re-Animator (1990) Dr. Dan Cain


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7 months ago

rewatching buffy season one, and i’d truly forgotten how much i love season one angel? it’s like, they weren’t completely sure how they wanted him to be portrayed yet, so he was less broody, and he was wittier, and he hadn’t hit second puberty yet. before him and buffy got toxic, they were so. sweet? like. id completely forgotten that his chest is literally BRANDED with her crucifix at the end of angel and omg???? and i’m definitely a sucker for relationships that are doomed by the plot, so maybe i’m biased but s1 bangel my beloved omfg


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7 months ago
Art Trade With My Bud @bruabbita On Tweeter. Reanimator!
Art Trade With My Bud @bruabbita On Tweeter. Reanimator!
Art Trade With My Bud @bruabbita On Tweeter. Reanimator!

Art trade with my bud @bruabbita on tweeter. Reanimator!

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8 months ago
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8 months ago
Had To Do This With These Goobers

had to do this with these goobers

based on this tweet


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8 months ago
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.14, "Bad Girls"