Player: I Just Chugged A Bottle Of NyQuil Thinking It Was DayQuil So To Fix It, I Also Drank An Entire

Player: I just chugged a bottle of NyQuil thinking it was DayQuil so to fix it, I also drank an entire monster.

Carmen: ... is your heart okay?

*Offers you a Dark Matter Airlock Scene fanfiction* Summary:

“You can’t do this!” Daz screams, fighting and writhing in the man’s grip.

It’s no use, the man is strong. Powerful. Even on a good day, when she isn’t exhausted from sneaking around and playing stowaway to save her and TJ, she’d still be nearly half his size, probably weighs even less. It’s almost too easy for him to pull her up by her arm, dragging her forward roughly against her will.

“Sure, I can!” The man with the scars laughs, as though this is some kind of sick little playdate. Daz’s stomach drops. “I’m barely breaking a sweat here!”

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Alternatively; The airlock scene, except Kal follows through on protecting the little girl.

(Made for Whumptober day 7 "The Way You Shake And Shiver" and the Prompt "Panic Attack")

I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

you have a tumblr!!?

I found your Carmen Sandiego fics on AO3 and I kinda read every single one in a day they are SO GOOD

hi!

WHA- YES!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!! HI!

I also have a Wattpad under the same username

Carmen: Player, what's this bag of white powder I found in your room?

Player: Oh, that? It's crushed eggshells, for my plants

Carmen: THANK GOD I thought you were doing drugs!

A hidden injury fic?? More likely then you’d think

Summary:

Player screws up. Very badly. Not the kind his mother would tease him for, but the kind that would make his friends ban him from heists in person for the foreseeable future, the kind that would make Carmen blame herself and fret until the cows came home.

Player gets stabbed.

(Made for Whumptober Day 4, Dead On Your Feet and the prompt Blood Loss)