*Offers You A Dark Matter Airlock Scene Fanfiction*Summary:

*Offers you a Dark Matter Airlock Scene fanfiction* Summary:

“You can’t do this!” Daz screams, fighting and writhing in the man’s grip.

It’s no use, the man is strong. Powerful. Even on a good day, when she isn’t exhausted from sneaking around and playing stowaway to save her and TJ, she’d still be nearly half his size, probably weighs even less. It’s almost too easy for him to pull her up by her arm, dragging her forward roughly against her will.

“Sure, I can!” The man with the scars laughs, as though this is some kind of sick little playdate. Daz’s stomach drops. “I’m barely breaking a sweat here!”

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Alternatively; The airlock scene, except Kal follows through on protecting the little girl.

(Made for Whumptober day 7 "The Way You Shake And Shiver" and the Prompt "Panic Attack")

made a character opinion bingo

Me: *organizes a fic playlist by chronological order of events*

Literally anyone: Oh my god... they're insane...

Carmen: Player, what's this bag of white powder I found in your room?

Player: Oh, that? It's crushed eggshells, for my plants

Carmen: THANK GOD I thought you were doing drugs!

*offers you some more fandom/Whumptober angst*

Summary:

Player is different from his teammates.

He isn't used to gallivanting across the globe or having little to no downtime or being stuck with people who are (endearingly) loud.

But he's fine!

... Right?

(Made for Whumptober Swap-out Prompt; Sensory Overload (in place of Day 3))

Carmen Sandiego gets a hundred percent funnier if you remember that Player has directly heard the VAST majority of Carmen's on-heist interactions (if you don't believe me, just pay attention to the way he talks after an event. Example: "You were kind of... direct", after her lecture in Dubai implies that he heard the fight)

Carmen: you aren't really dressed for the occasion... but we'll make it work ;)

Player, spitting out his drink: CARMEN-

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Player: DID YOU JUST THROW A SHOE AT DEVINEAUX??

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Player: Carmen I swear to God if you jump off of that building-

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Carmen: when are you going to stop acting like amateurs!?

Player, casually turning the sound on his computer allll the way down: let's just ignore that :))) everything's fine!!

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Player, hearing his best friend get her bones SNAPPED in a death hug: ...

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Carmen: YOU OWE ME A NEW HAT!

Player: YEAH!