Player, Nodding: Of Course, Of Course-

Player, nodding: Of course, of course-

Player: *notices Julia with Team Red on a caper* Wait, what are you doing here?

Julia: I was catching up with Carmen and then you said, “Everyone in the plane!”

Julia: So I got in the plane.

Varian, quietly: why has god abandoned us?

Rapunzel, who has watched him do this after any inconvenience for the past several hours: are- are you okay?

I’m ranting to Toothy about this and have mentioned it before but:

AU where Player is either a villain or pretending to be one and Carmen has to act terrified but it... it doesn’t work, at all.

Player: *Insert evil villain monologue*

Carmen: *Snickers*

Player: Okay, you know what? What is it?! 

Carmen: Sorry it's just- oh my god your so small... are you sure that cape is even your size? 

Player: IT WAS THE SMALLEST THEY HAD, RED!  --

Evil!Player, leaning against Carmen: Y'know, little red, this is really all your fau- 

Carmen: *moves away*

Player: *Falls to the ground*

Alternate Universe where Team Red [ minus Player and Shadowsan] are captured by VILE in TSONTS but it's actually just a way for me to get quotes from Dark Matter into CS

TW: Fear, implied violence and threats of violence, betrayal, begging, and brainwashing

Player, frantically: This is what I'm trying to tell you! You aren't cruel, savage people who'd sell a child to VILE just because they're 'inconvient'!

Carmen: Oh, it's not just because your 'inconvient'

Carmen, smirking: It's also for the money

ALSO

Player: I'm tired of being the scared little boy!

Player @ Carmen: It's *your* turn.

Gonna sum up what I’ve watched of S4 of The 100

Bellamy and Octavia commit awkward sibling hugs

Hehe radiation go brrrr

Luna tries to make a death cult (and fails)

Jasper tries to make a death cult (and succeeds)

Clarke and Jaha become horrible people and rightfully reap the consequences of it

I’m very gay for Octavia (girls with swords, girls with swords, girls with-)

Raven has conversations with not one, but two hallucinations! A new record

Octavia easily becomes my favourite character for both having a conscience and the smarts to use it

Raven is treated horribly even though you GAVE HER A JOB AND GOT MAD WHEN SHE DID IT!

I’m over Jaha and his morally superior bull. You once killed hundreds of innocent people, you should understand what these people are being FORCED through.

Why did my brain go “Phineas on a feebius”

Great show ngl