I Wrote A Short Story From The Perspective Of A Doll.

I wrote a short story from the perspective of a doll.

Toy story is a horror movie now

I need help. 

I don’t know where I am, or how I got here, but I can’t stay. One minute, I’m safe. I’m asleep, I’m in my box and the next I’m being dragged around like that loser Raggedy Ann from next door, up and down the walls by this… thing. 

It looks like me, but not like me. It’s huge, first of all, it wears it’s hair in two dopey pigtails.  It acts like it’s a human, but only a rabid beast would treat me the way it does. 

The pretty figure doll it stole from its friend is still under the bed. She talks to me sometimes.

“Your girl is a nightmare,” she says. “How do you handle it?” 

I wish I knew how to answer her question. The twin-tailed beast cut my hair, and often draws on my face. The other day she popped off my hands. 

The figure doll remains forgotten by the beast. She keeps me company at night. 

“My girl’s name was Bai He,” she explained. “I was custom made for her by her mother.” 

I would ask if her beast treated her kindly. She chuckled, and gently asked me not to call her “girl” a beast. I suppose that nickname will be reserved for my beast. 

The beast’s friend came back. It always wears a pink fishing hat. It seemed angry at the beast. I can’t understand their mindless babble, but it tore the room apart until it found the figure doll. 

They wrestled over her, pulling her back and forth like she was a rope until she snapped, right in two. 

The beast’s friend never came back. 

The beast and I were both lonely after that.

Bai He came to mind first for some reason, didn’t have time to switch, I wrote this in ten minutes, so uh… do whatever you want with that

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Macaque: *Checking supplies for the boat* Compass, check. CB radio, check, sunscreen check-

Azure Lion: Do you have the hot dog costumes?

Macaque: I’m sorry, do I have the what?

Azure Lion: Well, what if we get stranded at sea? One of us might go mad with hunger, and if it’s Lady Bone Demon, we’ll put these on and she won’t eat us because she hates hot dogs!

Macaque: Are you saying that Lady Bone Demon would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Lady Bone Demon: I do hate hot dogs.

EEEEEEEEEE

I CAN FINALLY FOLLOW THE SPIDER-VERSE TAG I AM VERY EXCITED

THE HYPE IS REAL

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Au Where Everything is Exactly the Same but The Lady Bone Demon destroys everyone with facts and logic

It’s not even really an au. It’s just me being angry that the show hyped up Lady Bone Demon from the first season just to have her get murked by Sun Wukong.

“Even now, I sense you do not have what it takes to defeat me”. Girl what

So boom, collection of short stories in which I will rewrite scenes with her, and finally the fight between her and Sun Wukong, which will absolutely NOT be written in chronological order!

The first part is here, I will add more as I go.

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Name Calling

Alan Keane from TAWOG is definitely a Lady Bone Demon kinnie and no one can convince me otherwise This might become the first part to an au

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An Unnecessary Evil

Why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend but boys can't say "this is my boytoy Twink male wife Jason? another

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The End

No these beginnings will never have anything to do with the story. Except for this one i guess Did you know that The Lady Bone Demon never

Macaque: Lady Bone Demon gave me a “get better soon” card.”

Azure Lion: That’s sweet of her!

Macaque: I wasn’t sick. She just thinks I can do better.