There's Absolutely No Textual Evidence For It, But I Believe With All My Heart That Eonwe's Personality

There's absolutely no textual evidence for it, but I believe with all my heart that Eonwe's personality is Shakespeare's Puck and Ariel mashed together in the worst ways possible.

Olorin attempting to get Melkor to stop destroying everything based on my headcanons from this. Not pictured: Melkor picking Olorin up five seconds later and punting him towards Almaren like a sack of beans

the one trait Manwe and Melkor have in common is that they are massive gossips. the only time they get along is when they're telling each other the latest rumours they've heard. Manwe snuck into mandos to gossip with melkor during his imprisonment and Melkor regularly gives captive elves gossip to tell namo when he kills them so that he'll tell manwe. Manwe never thinks to use this to help the elves in the war against Melkor

At one point someone (curumo) got Aiwendil absolutely smashed and then someone else (olorin) bet he probably couldn't shape this really cool animal/plant while the valar were distracted (by mairon and eonwe), and that's why middle earth animals can do weird things like Beorn's dogs walking on their hind legs all the time .

So, I’ve just moved into uni, and don’t know when I’ll be ‘regularly’ posting, things are a bit overwhelming right now

An angbang Frankenstein cover based off this from a while ago for Halloween!