Maybe If He Was A Little Less Fuckable We Wouldnt Be In This Mess

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

mike: why does vecna keep trying to kill us?

will: maybe hes homophobic

mike: were not gay will

will, dustin, lucas, max, el, steve, robin, nancy, eddie, jonathan, argyle: we're not???

Whenever Steve's in a stressful situation, he mutters "You've got this, big boy." to himself. Eddie hears him say it one day while Steve is doing god knows what in the kitchen. It makes him smile so hard his face hurts. It fills him to the brim with glee knowing that Steve uses the silly pet name as a way to motivate himself. It makes him want to run laps around the house and scream his love for Steve from the rooftop. He settles for standing in the kitchen doorway to watch Steve struggle to open the pickle jar.

@shitting-in-the-woods

regulus has a slutty waist this, sirius has slutty wrists that, okay but can we talk about james and his slutty thighs?

Hangman: I never bragged.

Rooster: You once called your face "proof of God's existence".