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You shouldn’t have to be trans to get any sex characteristic-related surgery. It’s not a limited resource. Plenty of cis men get implants and cis women get breast reductions. From Colby Gordon today and Leslie Feinberg in Transgender Warriors (1996).

i do a tiny little finger wave. i see a silly gal in my notifs. ello cosma! im not the most active on tumblr but its nice to see you! hope youre staying safe and well. make sure to take care of yourself, its important! im sure you dont want me getting all on you for eating and drinking and the such, but you know how i am! still am. you can always come onto my blog or whatever whenever ya want! its a safe space for us twists, haha this goes to everybody else too! make sure youre all taking care of yourselves, however you best do that! youve always got me in your corner!! - half-twisted(? i still dont know exactly what i am oops) sprout (also ur anon asks are off! not that i was gonna ask this on anon anyway cause i draw somethin for yall but. you know. i roll my claw you know what i mean haha)

:o hii sprout! Im not in my cosma shift rn but i appreciate the sentiment! Im syre any other twisteds who happen onto my blog will appreciate this message too!

brazilian miku ♡

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The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

Abuse me like a dog! Train me like a pet! give me no choice but to get better! Hurt me untill people like me! please please please please please please please! PLEASE!

Help

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

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Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

https://imgur.com/a/c2fCE0m

Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur

sprout i made during exams earlier today

edit: AFTER EXAMS I WENT TO PLAY D.W. AND I GOT SPROUT TWO TIMES IN A ROW 😭

(tell me if i should post both footages :3 )

Twisteds if they stopped fucking around

twisted fruitcake doodle…. did you know i love fruitcake ?

i cant reblog things!! help!!!

Be our friend, be our friend be our frien be out friend be our friend be our friend be our friend be our friend be our friend!! please!!

friend applications

hello everyone. im raven/rasplin and i am opening up collective friend applications. most of the necessary information is in the form itself, just answer it as honestly as you can and we will be in contact if we like your vibe

https://forms.gle/HT6k58XGxj7KJThg8

Unless youre australian apparently ig

Friendly reminder that Dandy’s World updates today 1-2 EST!

LET’S GO GAMBLING!!!!!

-bulls into the drive through like its a mcdonalds-

can i get a uhhhh dealers choice of any mcyt/mcttv intoject, with all of the additional options, and uhh hold the emoji signoff. oh and make them a therapist. thank you - wels

*speaker static* pull forward to the next window (Line break for length and mentions of al(0h0l and dru9z)

Name: Schlatt

Gender: Cisguy

Orientations: Pansexual & Panromantic

TransIDs: PermaBuzzed, PermaLate, TransHigh, TransNPD, PermaNarcHigh, TransRussian, PermaSleepyEyes, TransSpeciesGod, TransCultLeader, PermaBlackEye, TransObserver, TransObsessive, PermaObsessed, TransInfamous, PermaManipulator, TransCentralHeterochromia, TransAccent, TransMaturity, TransNoEmpathy, & TransIntrusiveThoughts

CisIDs: Alcoholic, Addict, Brown hair, Ex president, Manipulative, Nicotine addict, Smoker, Gambling addict, IED (intermittent explosive disorder), God complex, Ram horns, & Black eyes

Pronouns: He/Him, Ram/Ram's, & Hx/Hxm

Species: Ram human hybrid (TransSpeciesGod)

Age: 35

Source: DSMP (Jschlatt introject)

Roles: Therapist & Addiction holder

Likes: Alcohol, "Helping" people (It's in his own twisted sense), Winning bets, Compliments, & Polishing his horns

Dislikes: Headaches, People challenging him, Feeling like he's going to be sick, Anything to do with writing (Hates it because of being ex president), & Not having one of his substances

Personality: Like a permanent drunk man quick to anger and really ego centrical but tries to fill a therapist role begrudgingly more of someone people just word vomit and trauma dump to and he just suggests they use a coping mechanism the body has and or he has they can sometimes be good sometimes bad he also holds addiction so he's a mess normally not really the type to front maybe co fronts sometimes and just lingers

Paras: Sadist, Masochist, Mastigophilia, Traumaphilia, Lyssophilia, Zelophilia, Agroikophilia, Dipsophilia, Potophilia, Pharmacophilia, & Univestiphilia

Typing quirk: ... After most sentences and sometimes double types letters like he always drunk

Appearance: (Art not ours unsure of OG artist)

can you guys come online to play

A few chibi twists. I don't know if I'm going to draw the others as well

Adding Something Of Substance To The "Please Be Our Friend" Post... Chat... This,, Is Not Detail.........

friend applications

hello everyone. im raven/rasplin and i am opening up collective friend applications. most of the necessary information is in the form itself, just answer it as honestly as you can and we will be in contact if we like your vibe

https://forms.gle/HT6k58XGxj7KJThg8

Thank You!.. I Am Proud Of My Art Even If I Am Not In Her Shift Rn...

Have some yandere Tisha art from a Tisha kinnie who happens to be a yandere.

My hand hurts now.. Hehheh hehe.

TISHA!!! I need to draw more of her. . .

She loves so much <33 Cute art!!

Should I Make A Conabuse Form?.. Specifically Looking For Someone To Force Us Into Being Better People.. We Have Been Trying For Years And Gotten Virtually Nowhere,, Even With The Help Of Therapists... We Need Someone To Take The Illusion Of Choice Away And Do Whatever They Need To In Order To Make Us Change... If This Interests You Just Dm Us Or Something Honestly...

Boosting This Onto Your Dash...

friend applications

hello everyone. im raven/rasplin and i am opening up collective friend applications. most of the necessary information is in the form itself, just answer it as honestly as you can and we will be in contact if we like your vibe

https://forms.gle/HT6k58XGxj7KJThg8

I Got The Crushing Feeling That One Of Our Close Friends And Partners Systems Was Going To Leave,, So I Made A Form,, And Opened Friend Applications... Two Days Later One Of Them Did Leave... Intuition Is Terrible Sometimes..