Nico: Remember When I Told You You're Too Nice To Everyone?

nico: remember when i told you you're too nice to everyone?

will *making tea*: no

thief: two spoons of sugar please

cardan greenbriar had the audacity to say "by you, i am forever undone" and "if you're the sickness, i suppose you can't also be the cure" and "i want to tell you so many lies" and "my sweet villain, my darling god" and "come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home" and expected me to be okay???

solangelo *doing something together and accidentally touching hands*:

*can't help falling in love starts playing in the background*

will: guys, do you really have to do this every single time?

*apollo cabin hiding their instruments*: sorry

It’s the same picture, your honor

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down

“we don’t talk about Bruno” *entire family immediately proceeds to deliver an itemized list of every single grievance and grudge they’ve been holding against Bruno for 2+ decades*