Guys I Finally Figured Out Why Kankri Has So Much Wasted Potential (especially When Compared To The Signless)

Guys I finally figured out why Kankri has so much wasted potential (especially when compared to the Signless)

He never had a Dolorosa in his life

Think about it. Signless was culled on Alternia so it only makes since that the same would hold true for Kankri on Beforus. We can assume that Porrim wasn’t his culler, if only because she’s literally the same age as him and too young

The Dolorosa literally taught Signless everything he knows (aside from what he learned from his visions). She supported him in the revolution and did so until the very end

Kankri shows us exactly what Signless would have been without Rosa

(Personally I have a theory that it could also represent the negative affects the foster system can have on many kids, but we don’t have time to unpack all of that)

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

”#[S] Kankri: Bust out Rap G9d.” has got to be the greatest tag I’ve ever seen in my life, thank you

Kankri: The ch9rus and 9rchestrati9n pr9vide the real meat 9f the mel9dy.

Porrim: I think yo+u’re just mad yo+u finally fo+und so+mething yo+u can’t talk fast eno+ugh to+ handle.

Kankri: N9. Shut up!

Porrim: Say it all yo+u want, do+esn’t make it no+t true.

Alright so I just started thinking about an Avatar: The Last Airbender au for Homestuck (avatarstuck?) bc of the whole water signs, earth signs, air signs, and fire signs thing

And I uh... I’ve got one question

Would the Vantases be blood benders?

(I mean, cancer /is/ a water sign, and their aspect /is/ blood)

(it would make sense is all I’m saying)

I feel like the fact that I’m seeing this in 2020 makes this slightly more... ominous?