Chili-stuffed Croissants
Chili-stuffed croissants
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Things My 5 y/o sis has said to me
“WOW what happened to you? You look hideous today!”
“I love you. Now go away.”
“It’s okay, you’re only a little ugly.”
“You’re kinda ugly, but you’re also kinda beautiful.”
“That’s not pretty, but it is hilarious.”
“I’m a VSCO girl, but you’re a VSCO boy.”
“No. Leave me alone. I don’t like you.”
“You’re not very good at that.”
“If I say I love you, will you leave?”
“420 smoke weed.”
Chromosomes at the “G1 checkpoint” really be like: “To divide or not to divide.”
Things That Were Said in A Single AP Latin 4 Class
The Doctor:
“Pious Aeneas can really rage.”
“Because that’s wrong. That’s why.”
“It says mo-moliqu-moliriquarcet.”
“This is wonderful. Only half the class is paying attention, but the other half is quiet enough that the first half can actually hear me.”
(It is important that you know there was a bowl of thumbtacks on his desk from another teacher that uses this classroom, and he kept reaching for handfuls of them every now and then only to put them all back)
Us : “Doctor, why?”
The Doctor: “I keep thinking it’s a candy bowl.”
*fifteen minutes later, as the Doctor reaches for the bowl again*
Us: *yelling* “Doctor, NO!”
The Doctor:
“I like the danger”
