Men Will Literally Build A Robot In Perfect Image Of Their Loved Ones Instead Of Grieving And Going To

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.

Women will literally accept that their loved one is replaced by a skin-stealer instead of going to the fucking police.

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.

alex aloe day is in about a week or so. be prepared to get your entire stash of aloe vera

Henry… I don’t know if I’m gonna make it for Alex Aloe Day because of work. But also I’m more scared of February than having to fight Alex this week…

i've been cooking wok with wine and stinky cheese lately. can't keep the french boy outta me

squints *whip crack sfx.mp3* HOW OLD R U

I’m in senior highschool so don’t go too overboard with the sexy.

I headcannon that the hieroglyphics on the slates in Alex's realm can be shifted into whatever he wants.

So say that Olivia and Scrina bring Alice to his realm b/c Alice is a history teacher and she can probs translate it?

Scrina: I want to know what this means. It has always bothered me.

Olivia: *nods in agreement*

Alice: *looks at pillar of stone*

Alice: *With a disgruntled face* It just says 'pee pee poo poo'.

Olivia and Scrina: ......what.

*Very distant and bellowing laughter can be heard*

Tiara: Of course it would say that. Alex is a little shit.