I Headcannon That The Hieroglyphics On The Slates In Alex's Realm Can Be Shifted Into Whatever He Wants.

I headcannon that the hieroglyphics on the slates in Alex's realm can be shifted into whatever he wants.

So say that Olivia and Scrina bring Alice to his realm b/c Alice is a history teacher and she can probs translate it?

Scrina: I want to know what this means. It has always bothered me.

Olivia: *nods in agreement*

Alice: *looks at pillar of stone*

Alice: *With a disgruntled face* It just says 'pee pee poo poo'.

Olivia and Scrina: ......what.

*Very distant and bellowing laughter can be heard*

Tiara: Of course it would say that. Alex is a little shit.

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

What if dogs could talk and some called their crate a man cave

Being Realex is suffering, yes?

Yes... That's right..... Doomed by the narrative despite all your love and potential... This stupid fucking demon is draining you and makes you think that there's no other way out...................... but at least he got Dolly kisses

Shoutout to Mira Lane, our favourite homewrecker.

they were just there at the right place at the right time

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.