If Brains Are Biological Computers, Why Dont We Lag?

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

[<] P.5

Olivia: Uhhhhhhhhhhh… Okay. You seriously don’t give nicknames? I thought that was a cute parental thing that parents do.

Billy hand gesturing flippantly: Eh, eh…

Olivia: …

Olivia: Okay! Back to the interview, go on, Billy.

Billy: …

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[<] P.6

Billy: If it’s not too intrusive, how did you pass away, Mr. Alex?

Alex : Ah! Uh, uhhhhh, it was a suicide. I hung myself.

Billy: Oh… My condolences. If I may again, why is there blood pouring from your neck then?

Alex: They mutilated my corpse.

Billy: The, what?

Alex: The demon likes to play with their food.

Billy: ???

Alex: It was 2 years ago… Actually no, it was 8 years ago…

Alex: I thought I would find peace in death, but when I died I went to a strange place. It was so bright, but it wasn’t heaven. It was warm, but it wasn’t hell. I was greeted by grass so green it looked like plastic, and a sky so clear that if it were night I bet I would’ve been able to see every single constellation. Not a single spot of smoke or snow, it was so different from where I lived. The place was so… Great…

Olivia: That sounds really nice.

Alex: Oh, the people were nice there too! I was really miserable but they made me feel happy. Actually, it kind of made me upset before! I died to get peace, not to become happy! （＾ω＾） But it felt nice so… Maybe happiness was better than peace.

Olivia: Sounds like you’re describing a limbo, maybe pseudo-heaven? Usually other spirits describe their time in death as burning and pain. Or maybe it was a waiting place before heaven, hm…

Alex: It was like that for awhile! I think I was sent to the ring of… Nevermind, but somehow I ended up in that great place, so death wasn’t that bad for me! :3

Billy: Why did you come back to haunt the living then if it was so great? Also, the previous question hasn’t been answered.

Olivia yapping: Another thing, how would demons mutilate your spirit? When you die you just retain whatever last form you had before death. So how did a demon mutilate you if your body was hung? Wouldn’t your last form be yourself hanging? Unless you had your body mutilated THEN hung, but then that would imply you lived long enough to… What, that doesn’t make sense… What… I mean it’s also possible that you were tortured-

Alex: Sorry, I’m lost in the conversation :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'): what are we talking about again?

Olivia still yapping: -but you never brought up torturing- Wait, why am I thinking this?! Though there was a theory that… Yeah some other excorcist wrote once that… hm…

Alex: I’m so lost.

Billy: Me too.

Billy’s Son: You should hit her on the head and restart her circuit!

Olivia: HUH?!

Billy: No need for that.

Alex: Where were we??… What… What are we talking about??

Olivia: We were talking about how you went to pseudo-heaven and came back to the living world to haunt people, and how it’s possible for you to be bleeding from your neck if your last form in life was your hanging body.

Billy: ???

Billy: Please restart the conversation.

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your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Y'ALL I HAVE A FUCKING THEORY

What if that section in Alex basics in biology and zoology was connected to the critical error screen seen in BBIEAL+

Since Alex is able to make his own realms or even like connect other worlds to his realm, he can have access to the critical error room and meet baldi perhaps

Y'all hold on let me cook something