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Sylus, Teaching Xavier To Drive: Okay, You're Driving And M/C And Zayne Walk Into The Road. Quick, What
Sylus, teaching Xavier to drive: Okay, you're driving and M/C and Zayne walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Xavier: Oh, definitely Zayne. I could never hurt M/C.
Sylus, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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M/C: When Zayne was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Sylus: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
NOTHING EXCEPT THIS QUOTE A LITTLE GIRL SAID WHILE PLAYING BARBIES WITH HER FATHER-
Ken: *Buys a house.*
Barbie: *Unimpressed.* "Why did you buy a little people home, we're Barbies?"
Ken: "It's all the rage."
Barbie: "Why did you buy a house when I asked for a divorce?"
SO REAL FOR THIS OMG

My radio alarm goes off:
Nobody:
My baby brother: *Runs over to our cat.* Aww, don't worry, it's just a storm or tornado or something." *Pets her.*
Me: :|