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Hey All!
Hey all!
The last week was......wow. I got sick for a bit, recovered, then did the convention(I looked AMAZING btw) and I still have to
-get caught up on school work (very important. The quarter ends on Tuesday)
-go to work(only 3 days this week, but trust me, with everything else happening I will be spread thin)
So here's my general plan for the week! (Someone needs to hold me accountable -- it's gonna be me)
Monday: do 1-2 requests, update the fated fire family (may be moved to Tuesday)
Tuesday: 1-2 requests
Wednesday: nothing, but if things haven't already happened they will be posted
Thursday: maybe 1 request, depending on circumstances I may also update the fated fire family again
Friday: empty the rest of my inbox, but REQUESTS WILL NOT OPEN RIGHT AWAY bc I know I'll hate myself if I do
Saturday: update fated fire family if I haven't already
That's all for the night, I hope you all are well!! :D
Tired and Broke,
Jackal <3
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found this quote and it gave such mk energy i couldn’t help myself
How about a one shot (or at least headcanon if that's not possible) with Sun wukong (Macaque too if you want) with a s/o who's a sassy nerd who could pick a fight (physical or verbal) with God if you get on their nerves and fiercely protective of loved ones...even if they might not win.
S/o could've said something like this at some point "No, I don't care how powerful or immortal they are, either you talk to your friend or I talk to them. No one steals my mooncakes."
Optional but s/o could have a past of being bullied for some angst but that's your choice.
I have never related to something so much as "sassy nerd who could pick a fight with god"
SWK and Macaque x GN!Sassy!Reader Headcanons
Wukong
Probably freaking out laughing when he sees you giving attitude to whoever you feel like
every once in a while he might play into it specifically to see how far you'll go
he'll back you up in some arguments but sometimes he's the one trying to hold you back
that being said, who's gonna hold you back when he's just eaten some of the mooncakes you specifically told him not to eat??
he may be immortal a million times over but he is a dead man walking
there's just so much danger in your eyes when you open up the box to see it empty, he teleports away as fast as he can while he still has his limbs attached
he gets you like a bunch more just in case :D
Macaque
he never ever fails to match your energy
with the nonexistent self-preservation he has, he'll be right there with you if you decide to pick a fight with god(or whatever celestial being or demon you happen to want to argue with)
he likes to push your buttons sometimes since he thinks it keeps things interesting
this can lead to him disappearing into the shadows before you can beat his ass
on that fateful day you were out getting some snacks for your weekly movie night you had with him and he was at the house already
he was hungry, okay?? too hungry to read the little sticky note on top of the mooncakes that CLEARLY stated "Y/N'S MOONCAKES. DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"
as soon as he realized his mistake he rushed out to get you more, but you got home before he did
cue screaming from him as you chase him around
!!!please read if you live in florida!!!
aaaaannnd im boutta be out of a job soon.
"welcome to florida where woke goes to die"
MORE LIKE WHERE INTELLIGENCE GOES TO FUCKING DIE.
if you didn't know. Ron DeSantis that idiot. just signed into law that any dumbass with a gun can carry a concealed loaded gun WITHOUT A PERMIT. WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE OR ANY OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT.
So let me tell you something that i know as someone who works (i will be quitting as soon as possible) at a gun range/store.
To carry a concealed carry license you had to prove to an instructer that you undersand the laws regarding concealed carry and that you understand how to safely and correctly handle a firearm. despite floridas very flimsy gun laws this at least ensured that people knew what they were doing.
that will be gone July 1st
He did this, just the other day. No media channels covered it, he didn't announce it. that low-life piece of shit did this behind closed doors because he knows how dangerous this is and he's claiming its for "our protection"
ive see the kind of idiots that can get guns. I've seen them up close and personal. Ive stood in front of them as they pulled a loaded gun from their bag. ive seen them try t get into the concealed carry class without ever having touched a gun before. ive seen them try to buy one without knowing how to handle it safely. ive seen the kind of idiots that can own and buy a gun for a mere 300 bucks. sometimes lower if there's a sale.
"but backround checks-" dont do shit. like i said...ive seen the kind of idiots that can own firearms and thats not even counting how many dangerous people are going to be allowed to carry guns into public spaces without any license because its legal now.
I dont know what the best thing is to do, but please be aware of this. Im begging you no matter where you are please reblog this because Ron desantis is trying to hide this from as many people as possible.
Please reblog this to share this information to as many people as possible and to stay safe everyone!
Ron dedumbass wants us not to know, he wants to keep us oblivious so theres no uproar. spread this news!
This awful bill must be stopped!
A tracker of said bill:
For the record, the political stances of said twitter poster do not reflect my own 1-1 by any means.
I do agree that this Bill must be stopped and nothing beyond that.