Crypticjackal13 - Brain Go Brr

Hey all!

The last week was......wow. I got sick for a bit, recovered, then did the convention(I looked AMAZING btw) and I still have to

-get caught up on school work (very important. The quarter ends on Tuesday)

-go to work(only 3 days this week, but trust me, with everything else happening I will be spread thin)

So here's my general plan for the week! (Someone needs to hold me accountable -- it's gonna be me)

Monday: do 1-2 requests, update the fated fire family (may be moved to Tuesday)

Tuesday: 1-2 requests

Wednesday: nothing, but if things haven't already happened they will be posted

Thursday: maybe 1 request, depending on circumstances I may also update the fated fire family again

Friday: empty the rest of my inbox, but REQUESTS WILL NOT OPEN RIGHT AWAY bc I know I'll hate myself if I do

Saturday: update fated fire family if I haven't already

That's all for the night, I hope you all are well!! :D

Tired and Broke,

Jackal <3

No astra's

FUCK YEAH I CAN FEEL THE MOTIVATION COURSING THROUGH MY FUCKING VEINS LET'S GOOOOOO

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST THIS SHIT I HOPE YOU FEEL PRODUCTIVE AND UPBEAT THIS WEEK 💪💪💪💪💪

This awful bill must be stopped!

A tracker of said bill:

congress.gov

Text - S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act

Text for S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act

For the record, the political stances of said twitter poster do not reflect my own 1-1 by any means.

I do agree that this Bill must be stopped and nothing beyond that.

How about a one shot (or at least headcanon if that's not possible) with Sun wukong (Macaque too if you want) with a s/o who's a sassy nerd who could pick a fight (physical or verbal) with God if you get on their nerves and fiercely protective of loved ones...even if they might not win.

S/o could've said something like this at some point "No, I don't care how powerful or immortal they are, either you talk to your friend or I talk to them. No one steals my mooncakes."

Optional but s/o could have a past of being bullied for some angst but that's your choice.

I have never related to something so much as "sassy nerd who could pick a fight with god"

SWK and Macaque x GN!Sassy!Reader Headcanons

Wukong

Probably freaking out laughing when he sees you giving attitude to whoever you feel like

every once in a while he might play into it specifically to see how far you'll go

he'll back you up in some arguments but sometimes he's the one trying to hold you back

that being said, who's gonna hold you back when he's just eaten some of the mooncakes you specifically told him not to eat??

he may be immortal a million times over but he is a dead man walking

there's just so much danger in your eyes when you open up the box to see it empty, he teleports away as fast as he can while he still has his limbs attached

he gets you like a bunch more just in case :D

Macaque

he never ever fails to match your energy

with the nonexistent self-preservation he has, he'll be right there with you if you decide to pick a fight with god(or whatever celestial being or demon you happen to want to argue with)

he likes to push your buttons sometimes since he thinks it keeps things interesting

this can lead to him disappearing into the shadows before you can beat his ass

on that fateful day you were out getting some snacks for your weekly movie night you had with him and he was at the house already

he was hungry, okay?? too hungry to read the little sticky note on top of the mooncakes that CLEARLY stated "Y/N'S MOONCAKES. DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"

as soon as he realized his mistake he rushed out to get you more, but you got home before he did

cue screaming from him as you chase him around