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Lego Monkie Kid Hc's I Have Because This Show Is Becoming My Life
Lego Monkie Kid hc's I have because this show is becoming my life
SWK sees a lot of his younger self in MK, and when they're training sometimes he has to take a minute because he's exactly like him when he was figuring out his powers
Mei can bench press MK and Redson and they stack up on each other's shoulders for fun
Macaque had an apartment but at some point got evicted for not paying rent on time so now he just chills in abandoned buildings. Only the small ones though, because big empty open spaces probably scare him a bit.
Speaking of Macaque, he likes sneaking up on people. Not just for dramatic effect, but because he thinks it's funny.
DBK has claustrophobia I don't make the rules. that man has just gotten out of being under a rock for like 1000 years. He finds comfort in having a lot of control over his environment, and Princess Iron Fan definitely helps him when he needs it
Redson puts a lot of effort into what she makes with the machines and what not, because they feel like everything needs to be top notch. Took the lyrics "I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best" to heart.
Tang layers up a lot because he's got no confidence in his appearance :/ and part of the reason Pigsy has let him get away with taking free noodles for so long is partly because they're married and partly because he knows Tang is skin and bones under his clothes.
Sandy lets MK and Mei sit on his back while he does pushups and they laugh the whole time
Macaque knew things were getting better when, on his birthday, MK delivered a small cake along with a card that everyone signed. Wukong also signed it and he has kept that card ever since.
Though there's some tension when they see each other, Wukong and Macaque will put their differences aside for the sake of MK and Bai He wanting to see each other.
Macaque doesn't "mentor" Bai He, but he does babysit her from time to time.
She lives with Pigsy and Tang, they had a lot of talking to do about it but I like the idea that they adopt her.

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YALL I FOUND IT LETS GOOOO IT TOOK ME HOURS BUT I DID IT!! WUKONG WAS RIGHT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND YOU CAN DO IT LMAO

Yo I need some help
I saw a really kinda cute fic/drabble a bit ago and I can't find it so maybe I can enlist some help from the fandom???
It's a poly x reader fic with spider queen, syntax, huntsman, Not Mayor, and Goliath too where y/n runs into an old ex?? And then the spiders show up and beat the ex up. I'll be reblogging this post if I find it, but until then I'm kinda stuck looking through every tag and that just gets tedious ya know??
That's all, more HC's tomorrow!

Tang Headcanons because he's underrated
He and Pigsy have been happily married for several years, I think it was like a coffee shop au where Tang kept ordering the same thing for days at a time until Pigsy eventually worked up the courage to actually talk to him. The rest is history
Actually really knowledgeable about a lot of things, not just mythology. His second favorite thing to gush about is plants
He's got top surgery scars I don't make the rules
He's lanky as all hell. This man's metabolism is so fast it's scary. So he layers up a lot so people don't take notice of it. Pigsy thinks he's cute though
He's the type to not understand a joke until maybe two minutes later. Then he thinks it's the most hilarious thing.
If Macaque hadn't had that plan to trap them all in a lantern, Tang would've totally stuck around for another story.

yo I leave this hellsite for a few hours and suddenly. There is so much deep analysis on SWK, MK, and Macaque. What happened. Andgajfahfatlsh like damn it's international cat day AND dissecting characters day. I love and hate it because now I am overthinking :| /lh /hj
Me rnow, trying to put the pieces together:

*sigh* I'm going to talk about the purge(THE TWITCH ONE NOT THE HORROR MOVIES)
CW: TALK ABOUT THE DREAM SMP AND JSCHLATT!!

Greetings gamers. People seem to actually read these things so I'm gonna keep making em.
Recently(today, 12/18, to be exact) I saw the growing in fame clip of Jschlatt activating a bot that got rid of any and every person in his chat that had a username associated with Minecraft/mcyts.
I don't think this was wrong. He said he no longer enjoys that stuff, he doesn't want it. I think it was a huge move toward him feeling happy. That's amazing.
Although it's going to put a gigantic dent in how those people see him, we all need to remember that it it entirely up to him what he does with his platform. However I saw as countless messages came into the chat saying "(name) has been permanently banned" and I can't help but feel sorry for those users--who came and appreciated this man and were now getting removed by the masses.
Jschlatt is not an entirely good person. But I do believe he means well. He supports his friends, he makes funny content(you can't tell me that the running "infinite bacon" joke on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast isn't funny!!), And he really does do a good job.
Creators should be able to rebrand themselves as they see fit if they realize the way things are isn't helping them or their mental health. Creators should not be able to ban people because they're "haters" or things like that--there is a difference.
He is now shaping his platform into something that he will want to participate in, something that will bring him joy, and I think that will lead us to see an increase in his genuine enjoyment of his career as a creator.
Happy holidays, everyone. Stay safe this year and keep warm!

Simple Small Gifts that usually won't cost you much since gifts are hard

For a lady
A nail polish in her favorite color!
A face mask in her favorite scent or fruit
A bath bomb(Lush has some really nice ones this time of year!)
A piece of wall art(could be DIY, even if you're not the artistic type you can look up simple designs she'd like)
Socks
For a lord
A baseball cap with his favorite sports team on it(like this 🧢)
Actually, probably anything with his favorite teams on them
A simple facial grooming kit(only if he HAS facial hair. It's very awkward if he doesn't)
For anybody!
A mug
Throw blankets/pillows
Stationery
Gift cards
Candles
Memorabilia from their favorite games/shows/etc
This list was not to impose gender roles on anyone, it's just going off of what I could think of. I hope it helps!
