Thank You All For 69 Followers. I've Reached My Peak I Think? Anyways Funny Number

Thank you all for 69 followers. I've reached my peak I think? Anyways funny number

I appreciate y'all a bunch please look forward to new content soon!!

-lovingly, jackal 💖

Redson x Demon fem!s/o who's the opposite of him (E.g. Calm and soft spoken) That's just as smart as him and works with him as both a Lab partner and romantic partner, but unfortunately due to her temperament she is often see as a weaker demon when in reality she's secretly (even to Red) super strong, but doesn't show it unless it's a emergency, like turning into a terrifying, giant, multi armed kaiju to protect Red.

Yesssss I love this idea. Had to look up what exactly a kaiju is, and even then I found mostly Godzilla stuff? So forgive me if my descriptions are a little messy as I tried to be more vague

"Where's My Epic Background Music?"(761 w.c)

Redson x Demon!Fem!Reader romantic one shot

Pronouns: she her

CW: little bit of bl00d, some light viol3nce

“This stupid bolt won’t stay in place!” Redson growled, pretty close to just melting the metal back to its liquid state on his own. But y/n stepped in, coming up behind her lover and handing him the fresh set of pliers he’d asked for. 

“Red, I can hear you from down the hall. Take a second, alright?” She continued holding his hand that was reaching for the tool, making eye contact. He was stiff, with the ends of his hair starting to become inflamed. But at her gentle tone, he sighed, and she could literally see the steam coming off of him as he calmed down. Slowly but surely. 

“Thank you, beloved.” He mumbled, turning away from his newest project. A new motorbike, of sorts, though she knew there had to be a transformation in there somewhere. 

“What about we go get something to eat? You’ve been cooped up in here since you got out of bed this morning.” She suggested. The fire demon hummed, looking at the blueprints he’d worked so hard on, and the bike behind him that had taken him the better part of several hours to assemble. 

“I guess we can. Where would you like to go?”

“There’s a cafe not far from the arcade, I hear they’ve got some really nice pastries.”

“As you wish. Come, we’ll take my car.”

The pair got their jackets and hopped into the large vehicle, driving from what was essentially Hell to the city. At y/n’s request, Redson abided by traffic laws, though it was tempting for him to absolutely total the stupid little car in front of them that cut them off.  

“This is the place!” She pointed to a small building with an alleyway next to it, where there was a chalkboard sign advertising some chai tea drink. It wasn’t overly cutesy, which was probably for the best. Redson would’ve gotten all hissy about being there. 

Walking in, nothing was off-putting. The service was nice and much faster than other places y/n had taken Redson to eat at. 

The real problem showed up when it came time to go back to the car and head home.

The first red flag of the situation was the stranger standing against the side of the car, which was already reason enough for Redson to get angry at. The person was lanky, though both Red and y/n could see the threatening aura they put off. In these situations, not only did Red take the lead, the problem was usually dealt with in a fast manner to avoid unwanted attention. However something about this just wasn’t right.

“It’s a nice car you’ve got here. Nice girlfriend, too.” The person complimented. Redson had no problem waltzing up to the guy and trying to intimidate them right back.

“Thanks. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have places to be.”

In mere seconds, a knife was pressed to his throat, one with symbols written on it that y/n could tell were meant to hold Red in one spot or at least leave an impact if the weapon was to make contact. 

But at the same time, y/n was willing to ditch being passive for the sake of her lover. So as soon as she saw a thin line of blood, she jumped into action. She let go of her human form and grew several sizes larger, multiple arms on her torso and primed to tear limbs if needed. She was quite a sight for both figures below her.

Enough to make the stranger drop their grip on Redson along with the weapon.

“Hey, no harm no foul, right?” They tried to reason with her. 

“Run. Far, far away, and don’t come back.” She warned. They scrambled to get moving, heeding her words immediately as they took off. Once she was sure that they were gone, she transformed back into her regular form and went up to her partner.

“I love when you get all frightening. It’s fun.” He praised her. He dusted himself off, but then held still as she inspected the cut on his neck.

“Hang on, I have some napkins.” She mumbled, digging in her pockets for the napkins she took from the cafe. When she found them, she cupped his face and moved to clean the small wound that was just beginning to drip.

“Thank you, y/n. Now, shall we?” Redson unlocked the vehicle and opened the door for her. She climbed in gingerly, giving him a smile. 

Looks could be so deceiving, could they not?

Thoughts on Nezha: Reborn

(There are a lot of them, because I had many thoughts.)

also GIANT SPOILER WARNING. I TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING I JUST FORGET NAMES VERY EASILY

self narration motherfucker!!

HES SO AWKWARD WHY

THERES MY BOY!! MONKEY KING!! :D

the animations is really smooth. Scenery, amazing. 

The vibes are off EVERYWHERE. 

The dub isn’t as good as I thought it’d be :/ 

BRO YOU ARE SURROUNDED STOP PICKING SHIT

Auto insurance go brrrr

HOW DID HE SURVIVE THAT oh never mind it’s stupid magic shit

YOOOOOOOOO FIRE SHIT!!!!!

I was so looking forward to the ice bath scene. I was not disappointed.

NOOOOO SHE LOST A LEG D:

hm….yes. A leg for a leg. Makes perfect sense. 

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE! GODDAMMIT I SIGNED UP FOR SICK FIRE TRICKS NOT FAST AND FURIOUS

OH EW 

HEY ITS MY BOY AGAIN!! :D

just one panic attack after another. But I’m happy to see my king :)

Mans really took off his monocle like “Ah shit here we go again” and he was right 

The SICKEST underwater base I have EVER SEEN

the little monkeys,,,,,,,

That shark is gonna show up a lot I can tell

The mannerisms of this monkey king compared to others is very interesting to see but it makes sense and cooperates well with his character design

He has saved this garage for EVERY TIME NEZHA COMES AROUND

please don’t spread yourself too thin honey you’ll burn out

Epic montage ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

THE MONKEY MECH :OOOOO

THATS WHAT THE MASK IS!!! THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THE MASK IS!

it’s macaque. What. This is bullshit. THE WHOLE TIME? THE WHOLE TIME!! WHAT THE FUCK

“YOU’RE the bad person, NEZHA!” (How many times has he had to say that? Too many…)

awkward boy is still awkward.

EW THATS HIS TONGUE. EW HES A FROG DEMON. EW HE PULLED THAT OUT OF HIS THROAT. HE IS GROSS AND I DO NOT LIKE HIM.

YAYYYYYY BIG FIREY BOY!

I fucking knew that guy was suspicious. 

“I have the money. Will you live to see it?”

“What else is a successful man, but a traitor who got away with it?”

His dad’s not gonna talk to him don’t be optimistic

Don’t blame him, please. He doesn’t deserve it.

Dr. Su is right!!! Listen to her!!!!

HE JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM AYO? 

KASHA KICK HIM IN THE BALLS WITH YOUR PROSTHETIC

THE BUGS!!  THE BUG BOMBS

NEZHA GRAB THE BOMB YOU BITCH

(seething)

What kinda isopod lookin ass is that

Who is sheeeeeeeee. A misty memoryyyyyyy. 

FUCK NOOOOOOOOO HIS DAD AND HE’S JUST NOW TELLING HIM HE’S GOOD??!! BITCH!!!

where’s kasha anyways

(seething)

Macaque, back at it again at Krispy Kreme

my man. My sweet boy. You think the boss is gonna believe you

“You deserve your reputation. No one could trick you.”

fuck dude why can’t we have any nice things

CMON WHO IS EYEPATCH LADY

“Son. Don’t embarrass me.” AKA “I have lost you in every life. Don’t leave me again.”

I am in love with the way that the magic moves in this thing.

TRUE DEMON FORM YESSSSSSSS PRETTY ICE BOY

oh shit he’s an actual dragon

Where’d macaque go??

Can he GO WITHOUT THE ARMOR? CAN HE FINALLY GO UNDERWATER? WHERE IS THAT STUPID ASS SHARK

YO HIS SPINE!! 

I miss the little monkeys.

HEY MACAQUE IS BACK

Ah shit flashbacks

Ew an evil ass kid

IT IS THE MONKEY KING I FUCKING KNEW IT!!,! IM SO HAPPY ITS HIM

“For something called the order of the gods it sure gets messed up a lot. I’ve been fixing it for thousands of years. But nothing ever changes…Ao Guang thinks I’m hiding from my enemies. But I’m just tired. I don’t even know where my golden staff is.”

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

They lost a father. He lost a son. Nobody won. 

“I don’t think you’re useless. I think you’re a hero.”

Oooo he’s gonna piss off Nezha but it’s worth it. 

One, I wish that monkey king would go with him. Part of me thinks that as of now he’ll make an appearance at the end

Two, it’s a good step to take to separate Nezha’s deeds from his own. While Nezha was acting selfishly and violently, he’s doing it for the best interest of those around him. 

That fucking shark is gonna show up I can sense it

FUCK THERE IT IS

ITS A DRIVABLE SHARK

SHRIMP MOTORCYCLES?! IS THAT A MAN RIDING A SHRIMP?! 

yeahhh baby kick their asses

These jellyfish buildings? I’m living for them

“Thank you :)” SHUT UP

there had better not be a fucking tsunami

“Isn’t it obvious? We’re trying to mess with his head >:)” SHUT UP

SECOND COOLEST TRUE FORM I HAVE SEEN SO FAR.

why’d you have to wear metal armor. 

NO ARMOR FOR THIS BAD BOY BUT ROSY CLOUD IS FUCKING DEAD

shit those support beams are not very strong. 

Please tell me dr. Su is gonna have a cool powerful moment

When the ocean disappears, don’t go looking for it. 

FUCK WHERE IS MONKEY KING

No seriously where is he shit is going down again

fuck you nezha

IT IS LAVA. IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT IS LAVA

It’s raining

HEY THERE’S MONKEY KING

“I got my magic ribbon back.(leans in). I’m Nezha enough.”

nooo c’mon keep your little wand thingy it’s so fun and funky and oddly durable

I'm about to watch Nezha:Reborn on Netflix. I will be back when it's over with notes on what the heck I'm looking at :0 wish me luck

Jackal

Can I request a MK x Foreign!Reader headcanons where the reader was friends with MK before he gained the staff, but after he got it they started hanging out less and less?

Like him pushing off plans to train or something, and the reader never being able to tell him how he feels, only for MK to find out the reader likes him after they went back home.

Whether they reunite or not is up to you!

Anon that’s genius but in order to save myself some tears I had them reunite at the airport

MK x Foreign!GN!Reader headcanons

The two of you got to hang out almost every day before MK found the staff. When he did, he seemed to forget that you existed. The only time you two would talk was over text, and even then he never had time to respond to you.

you couldn’t help but feel abandoned. The same boy who helped you to adjust to your life abroad had grown apart from you, even though you tried so hard to connect with him, hoping for even a single moment alone with him so you could tell him how you felt.

time passed on, demons popped up left and right, and you found yourself having to go back to your home country. You told this to MK weeks in advance, and he promised you he’d hang out with you and even offered to drive you to the airport if you wanted him to.

of course you accepted, thinking this was your chance. But it was too good to be true, since not only did a frightening amount of ice suddenly start appearing, but MK had to leave with the others to stop the end of the world. You bid them good luck and counted down the days to your leaving.

the day you had to leave, you placed a goodbye letter(that included your feelings for him) to MK in his mailbox, getting a taxi to the airport instead, since who knew where he was in all this chaos. He wasn’t with you, that’s for sure. call it selfish, but you really did want to see him.

you checked in, passed through security, and prepared to leave the place you had come to call home.

what you DIDN’T see was the monkey kid, freshly home from beating the Lady Bone Demon, who had found your letter and used his monkey magic to get to that plane as fast as he could.

“Y/N! WAIT!” and you watched as he tripped over himself and landed on his face in front of you and everyone else by the gates.

cue your cliche “I love you too! I’m so sorry I didn’t realize sooner!” Moment at the airport. He promises you that he’ll talk to you as often as possible, and, who knows, maybe visit you? Or you can visit him! Move back as quickly as possible!

you have to stop him from crying otherwise you’ll start too

it’s very wholesome

My beloathed

I may be sick, I may be working on a request, but by god I am LOOKING @wolfcamellias