My Beloathed

My beloathed

Swk and macaque x little brother reader one shot (who’s also a monkey and like 500 years younger than them) I need more platonic content❤️

As someone with a younger brother I did write in favor of the older siblings 🥱 sorta. but this idea was fun either way!

“Important Information: He’s Not Happy”

(Sun Wukong x Macaque x Younger brother!Male!Reader)(PLATONIC ONESHOT)(507 w.c.)

cw: none, literally two swears at the very end

pronouns: he/him

“(NAME)! Did you seriously use the rest of my body wash?!” Wukong trudged out of the bathroom, bearing an empty soap bottle that had his name on it to discourage stealing. He had either already bathed or was about to, judging by the sheen on his fur. 

“I didn’t even know you owned body wash. It wasn’t me.” (Name) didn’t even look at his older brother, choosing to keep his eyes on the television screen. Finally, he had gotten to choose what was playing. 

“What do you mean by that?! I smell fine!” Wukong gave himself a sniff, flinching as he did so, but still acted like he was correct.

“I’m a solid five feet away from you, and I can smell you. For a guy who likes soaps, you don’t use them.”

There was bonking noise as the empty bottle was thrown his way, however it missed its target—perhaps it was a warning shot. 

“Have you asked Mac? He showered last night.”

“He doesn’t like the scented stuff. Plus, he’s off at his dojo.”

“Then go to the dojo and interrogate him! Just quit bothering me!”

(Name) was glaring at Wukong. Despite being the youngest, it wasn’t like he wasn’t intimidating. He was just as powerful and strong as Wukong and Macaque. He just happened to be several centuries younger. 

Hours passed without discussion of showering, and (name) was happy to report that he got to enjoy some time alone—alone as he could get, with some smaller monkeys taking to the empty spots of the couch to relax—but every now and then he’d hear a dramatic sigh as Wukong aired his complaints about whatever he felt like complaining about. (Name) knew he was just looking for a reason to pick a fight with him. That was the glory of it all, though—he didn’t respond to a single statement.

So, when Macaque came home, with some food for them to share, it was essentially the same discussion as in the morning, just retold to a new witness.

“Hang on. It smelled like blossoms?” Mac paused, looking at the bottle. “Ah. Yeah, it was me. I was wondering why I had a headache this morning.”

“I TOLD YOU!” (Name) pointed and laughed at Wukong. Wukong pushed him, and since the three of them were all perched on branches of a tree, (name) yelped as he dropped to the ground. He got back up just as fast.

“Did you do it on purpose?”

“Not like I could see. I was just focused on getting clean.”

“You shower in the dark??” (Name) chimed in. 

“Yeah, so what?? It’s the same as in the light!”

“No it isn’t!! If you shower in the dark, like a psycho, then how can you tell what you’re doing??”

The three continued to “argue” well into the evening, but as they went back into the home to try and get some kind of dinner started, it was reduced more so into playful banter. Yeah, (name)’s brothers were assholes, but they were his favorite assholes.

Can I request a MK x Foreign!Reader headcanons where the reader was friends with MK before he gained the staff, but after he got it they started hanging out less and less?

Like him pushing off plans to train or something, and the reader never being able to tell him how he feels, only for MK to find out the reader likes him after they went back home.

Whether they reunite or not is up to you!

Anon that’s genius but in order to save myself some tears I had them reunite at the airport

MK x Foreign!GN!Reader headcanons

The two of you got to hang out almost every day before MK found the staff. When he did, he seemed to forget that you existed. The only time you two would talk was over text, and even then he never had time to respond to you.

you couldn’t help but feel abandoned. The same boy who helped you to adjust to your life abroad had grown apart from you, even though you tried so hard to connect with him, hoping for even a single moment alone with him so you could tell him how you felt.

time passed on, demons popped up left and right, and you found yourself having to go back to your home country. You told this to MK weeks in advance, and he promised you he’d hang out with you and even offered to drive you to the airport if you wanted him to.

of course you accepted, thinking this was your chance. But it was too good to be true, since not only did a frightening amount of ice suddenly start appearing, but MK had to leave with the others to stop the end of the world. You bid them good luck and counted down the days to your leaving.

the day you had to leave, you placed a goodbye letter(that included your feelings for him) to MK in his mailbox, getting a taxi to the airport instead, since who knew where he was in all this chaos. He wasn’t with you, that’s for sure. call it selfish, but you really did want to see him.

you checked in, passed through security, and prepared to leave the place you had come to call home.

what you DIDN’T see was the monkey kid, freshly home from beating the Lady Bone Demon, who had found your letter and used his monkey magic to get to that plane as fast as he could.

“Y/N! WAIT!” and you watched as he tripped over himself and landed on his face in front of you and everyone else by the gates.

cue your cliche “I love you too! I’m so sorry I didn’t realize sooner!” Moment at the airport. He promises you that he’ll talk to you as often as possible, and, who knows, maybe visit you? Or you can visit him! Move back as quickly as possible!

you have to stop him from crying otherwise you’ll start too

it’s very wholesome

Hi I was wondering if you were ok doing Nezha x Injured! Reader..?

Basically reader sprains their ankle and try hide it but fails as it the pain gets worse..

(Fluff, oneshot and if it ok can you use they/them pronouns..)

Ofc! Here u go :D

Nezha x Injured!GN!Reader (584 w.c.)

(Romantic one shot)

Pronouns: you/yours

CW: injury to the ankle

“Y/n! Are you alright? That was a heavy fall.” Nezha rushed to your side as soon as he saw that your foot hit the ground in a weird way, causing your ankle to take all the weight at once. He also saw the panic in your eyes, but you quickly recovered.

“I’m fine, it only hurts for a second,” you reassured him, testing your weight on it. It didn’t hurt a lot as long as you didn’t press on it.

“Okay. Just let me know if you want us to stop the hike. I don’t want to make it worse by accident.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“Well, as your partner, it’s kind of my job.”

The prince linked his elbow with yours, still assisting you for several more steps until you unhooked your own elbow to get a drink of water from your bag. He had started out his day together with you by saying that even though it was a little warm, a nice hike would be a great way to relax after a long week. You agreed, because he really did want to spend time with you. But with this new ankle injury that you could feel shooting up your leg, you would feel terrible if you had to cut it all short. 

He pointed out different plants to you, and to your credit, you paid attention and even urged him to explain a little more, just so you could take a moment and put all your weight on your good foot. 

At some point, he caught on to this pattern, and brought you to the side where a creek was to sit. He made you sit down first, watching how you labored in balancing yourself. He took his spot next to you, reaching into his own bag and pulling the ice pack out of the cooler that contained extra water. 

“Y/n, I know you want to keep going, but seeing you try to sit was frankly painful to watch.” He held out his hand, and with a sigh, you lifted your leg into his grip. At first, the shock of the cold on your ankle was bad, but once you got used to the feeling of it, it felt like heaven. 

“Thank you, Nezha…” 

“It’s no problem.”

The two of you sat and relished in the quiet around you. The creek made its own noise of water over small rocks, the birds were active, and a light breeze made the leaves of the trees shift from side to side. 

“Why didn’t you tell me it hurt?” Nezha asked after a while. He had kept a steady hold on the ice pack, but you could tell that he was half-meditating as well. 

“I didn’t want to ruin our time together.” You answered, avoiding his eyes. You could feel the disappointment and concern radiating off of him. 

“Getting hurt doesn’t ruin anything. I’m always happy to help you, alright?” The cold was suddenly gone as he took out the cooler, placing it back inside, before taking his crimson ribbon out and fashioning a wrap around the injury. “I worry about you. Even if you don’t want me to sometimes.”

He patted your leg, before standing up and packing things away again.

“Now, let’s go get you a proper wrap and head home. We can watch that romance movie you’ve been telling me about.” In one swoop, he picked you up and carried you on his back as you had the backpack.

Thoughts on Nezha: Reborn

(There are a lot of them, because I had many thoughts.)

also GIANT SPOILER WARNING. I TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING I JUST FORGET NAMES VERY EASILY

self narration motherfucker!!

HES SO AWKWARD WHY

THERES MY BOY!! MONKEY KING!! :D

the animations is really smooth. Scenery, amazing. 

The vibes are off EVERYWHERE. 

The dub isn’t as good as I thought it’d be :/ 

BRO YOU ARE SURROUNDED STOP PICKING SHIT

Auto insurance go brrrr

HOW DID HE SURVIVE THAT oh never mind it’s stupid magic shit

YOOOOOOOOO FIRE SHIT!!!!!

I was so looking forward to the ice bath scene. I was not disappointed.

NOOOOO SHE LOST A LEG D:

hm….yes. A leg for a leg. Makes perfect sense. 

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE! GODDAMMIT I SIGNED UP FOR SICK FIRE TRICKS NOT FAST AND FURIOUS

OH EW 

HEY ITS MY BOY AGAIN!! :D

just one panic attack after another. But I’m happy to see my king :)

Mans really took off his monocle like “Ah shit here we go again” and he was right 

The SICKEST underwater base I have EVER SEEN

the little monkeys,,,,,,,

That shark is gonna show up a lot I can tell

The mannerisms of this monkey king compared to others is very interesting to see but it makes sense and cooperates well with his character design

He has saved this garage for EVERY TIME NEZHA COMES AROUND

please don’t spread yourself too thin honey you’ll burn out

Epic montage ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

THE MONKEY MECH :OOOOO

THATS WHAT THE MASK IS!!! THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THE MASK IS!

it’s macaque. What. This is bullshit. THE WHOLE TIME? THE WHOLE TIME!! WHAT THE FUCK

“YOU’RE the bad person, NEZHA!” (How many times has he had to say that? Too many…)

awkward boy is still awkward.

EW THATS HIS TONGUE. EW HES A FROG DEMON. EW HE PULLED THAT OUT OF HIS THROAT. HE IS GROSS AND I DO NOT LIKE HIM.

YAYYYYYY BIG FIREY BOY!

I fucking knew that guy was suspicious. 

“I have the money. Will you live to see it?”

“What else is a successful man, but a traitor who got away with it?”

His dad’s not gonna talk to him don’t be optimistic

Don’t blame him, please. He doesn’t deserve it.

Dr. Su is right!!! Listen to her!!!!

HE JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM AYO? 

KASHA KICK HIM IN THE BALLS WITH YOUR PROSTHETIC

THE BUGS!!  THE BUG BOMBS

NEZHA GRAB THE BOMB YOU BITCH

(seething)

What kinda isopod lookin ass is that

Who is sheeeeeeeee. A misty memoryyyyyyy. 

FUCK NOOOOOOOOO HIS DAD AND HE’S JUST NOW TELLING HIM HE’S GOOD??!! BITCH!!!

where’s kasha anyways

(seething)

Macaque, back at it again at Krispy Kreme

my man. My sweet boy. You think the boss is gonna believe you

“You deserve your reputation. No one could trick you.”

fuck dude why can’t we have any nice things

CMON WHO IS EYEPATCH LADY

“Son. Don’t embarrass me.” AKA “I have lost you in every life. Don’t leave me again.”

I am in love with the way that the magic moves in this thing.

TRUE DEMON FORM YESSSSSSSS PRETTY ICE BOY

oh shit he’s an actual dragon

Where’d macaque go??

Can he GO WITHOUT THE ARMOR? CAN HE FINALLY GO UNDERWATER? WHERE IS THAT STUPID ASS SHARK

YO HIS SPINE!! 

I miss the little monkeys.

HEY MACAQUE IS BACK

Ah shit flashbacks

Ew an evil ass kid

IT IS THE MONKEY KING I FUCKING KNEW IT!!,! IM SO HAPPY ITS HIM

“For something called the order of the gods it sure gets messed up a lot. I’ve been fixing it for thousands of years. But nothing ever changes…Ao Guang thinks I’m hiding from my enemies. But I’m just tired. I don’t even know where my golden staff is.”

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

They lost a father. He lost a son. Nobody won. 

“I don’t think you’re useless. I think you’re a hero.”

Oooo he’s gonna piss off Nezha but it’s worth it. 

One, I wish that monkey king would go with him. Part of me thinks that as of now he’ll make an appearance at the end

Two, it’s a good step to take to separate Nezha’s deeds from his own. While Nezha was acting selfishly and violently, he’s doing it for the best interest of those around him. 

That fucking shark is gonna show up I can sense it

FUCK THERE IT IS

ITS A DRIVABLE SHARK

SHRIMP MOTORCYCLES?! IS THAT A MAN RIDING A SHRIMP?! 

yeahhh baby kick their asses

These jellyfish buildings? I’m living for them

“Thank you :)” SHUT UP

there had better not be a fucking tsunami

“Isn’t it obvious? We’re trying to mess with his head >:)” SHUT UP

SECOND COOLEST TRUE FORM I HAVE SEEN SO FAR.

why’d you have to wear metal armor. 

NO ARMOR FOR THIS BAD BOY BUT ROSY CLOUD IS FUCKING DEAD

shit those support beams are not very strong. 

Please tell me dr. Su is gonna have a cool powerful moment

When the ocean disappears, don’t go looking for it. 

FUCK WHERE IS MONKEY KING

No seriously where is he shit is going down again

fuck you nezha

IT IS LAVA. IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT IS LAVA

It’s raining

HEY THERE’S MONKEY KING

“I got my magic ribbon back.(leans in). I’m Nezha enough.”

nooo c’mon keep your little wand thingy it’s so fun and funky and oddly durable

I'm about to watch Nezha:Reborn on Netflix. I will be back when it's over with notes on what the heck I'm looking at :0 wish me luck

Jackal

Hey! Found your blog a few days ago I believe and I love your writing!

I was wondering if you could do a

Swk, redson, Mk, and macaque x reader who take a long time to process things? Or like they have dyslexia ( a learning disability) that makes it hard for them to learn things fast so they need extra help understand certain stuff? If not I completely understand!

I hope you have a nice day/afternoon/night! Take care of yourself!

Thank you anon!!! I did my best to look into dyslexia a bit so I wasn't flying blind, however if there are any problems with what I wrote please tell me!

MK, REDSON, SWK, AND MACAQUE x DYSLEXIC!GN!READER (Headcanons)

MK

Oof same

Though he tries his best to read himself, he tries extra hard to help you when you need it.

The two of you together probably mix up directions a lot(Mei and Redson will help lol)

Thinks it’s kinda cute if you mispronounce things; won’t make fun of you for it but will help you sound it out. If he doesn’t know either, you two just make guesses until something sounds right lmao

He himself uses a lot of visual aids(it’s why he loves drawing) so I can see him extending that offer of making some for you if you’d like!

Really good at getting you to calm down if you’re starting to get stressed at something you’re trying to comprehend.

Encourages you to take your time with stuff, there’s no rush, no one’s mad or anything.

Redson

They’re a little confused at first. The words on the menu are so easy to read, why are you having such a hard time?

(You’ll probably have to explain it to them)

Once they figure out what’s wrong they’re much less condescending toward you. They’ll pretend to not like giving you resources but trust me they love helping you any way they can.

Never ever rushes you to try and understand something. If someone else does, they threaten to set the person on fire if they don’t back off and give you a minute.

I think Redson is actually pretty good at explaining things in different ways. It requires some patience on their end, but they wouldn’t mind it for you.

If you want them to write something down for you because you’re kinda struggling on your own, they will. Their handwriting is really pretty.

SWK

OOF SAME

He’s super supportive, don’t get me wrong, and he does his best, but this monkey cannot read to save his life.

Thinks in pictures, deals in pictures. You two can potentially help each other out? You present words, he’ll match a visual to it. The math is adding up

He takes things slow a lot of the time, so if you’re getting stressed about reading or understanding something, he encourages you to do your best. If you still can’t figure it out, don’t worry about it, it’s not a life or death situation!

If he sees you zoning out he has two options: join in(bc honestly he probably likes daydreaming!) or very gently helping you to zone back in. If it helps you to fidget with something he lets you play with his tail.

Doesn’t care what anyone else thinks about you. You’re not dumb to him, you’re not lazy. You’re trying just as hard as anyone else!

Macaque

Like Redson, slightly confused at first. But then he remembers how Wukong is and understands immediately.

You’ll have to talk to him about what helps you the best, but in the meantime he doesn't mind reading aloud to you when the words just won't stop moving.

Very patient with you if you’re talking and pronouncing things wrong/mixing up words/etc. If you don’t mind him doing it he’ll correct you, but if you’d prefer he let you figure it out, he’ll shut up.

Has no sense of schedule for himself, but if you wanna work on your own time management he might partner up with you to figure out a routine for the two of you to follow(Please this man needs sleep. Give him a bedtime.)

If you’re into drama and theater like he is he’ll want you to help him with his plays! It’s hands on so you won’t have to stress that much

He’ll probably go terrorize anyone who insults you and your intelligence in front of him