No Im Serious He Needs A Good Cry And A Hug From His Parents Why Did They Just Never Mention The-

No I’m serious he needs a good cry and a hug from his parents why did they just never mention the-

OK OK so my thing is, why did the game just brush over the like- 32 hours (give or take im making half this shit up) Wilbur spent fixing the timeline??? Like yeah I get it’s supposed to be a goofy fun silly game but ??????? I’m 100 percent sure no 13 year old would be completely anxiety free during all this like Wilbur was 🤨

Anyways more hcs but this time is just Wilbur:

•he’s actually closer to Talulla than Lazlo

Idk I feel like they bond pretty well as the dramatic(er) family members, plus talulla seems like that cousin who just vibes with the younger kids in the family

•”I’ll put all my feelings right here, then I’ll die.” He’s the gifted kid burnout

No because he was fr willing to run around alone in lava ass city instead of asking his parents for help, if that is not some “I need to be independent” thought train. Plus as the gifted kid/sibling I look at this kid and think to myself, “you’re a burnout 🤨”

• He was/is a bolt mega fan

Penny was his celebrity crush before captain time travel, she’s low-key the reason he’s so, adventurous and “cool” (he is cool but ok that’s a whole persona)

•he angry cries (see picture)

No because I’ve said this like 10 times but, how did he:

1. Almost die in a pyramid

2. Fuck up the time stream (1)

3. Fight multiple iron giant head ass robots

4. Help civilians around magma city

4.5. Fight mega Doris (that bitch)

5. Go back in time

6. Witness his future father interact with his present time family without anyone besides him and CARL knowing the truth

7. Watch Carl DIE

8. DIE HIMSELF

9. COME BACK TO LIFE

And be completely chill????? Rubs eyes omg

Anywho the game soundtrack is fire I think there should’ve been an extra cutscene where he gets to hug his parents and just be happy everyone is alive HAHAHA

if the newest total drama meme is making fun of cody my contribution is that he fucking used a calculator to determine that 7 is in fact, a bigger number than 3.

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The Fran-Fiction Awards: An MTR Fic Rec Masterpost

Stronger than Death by Amazon-Aviator [FFnet] (note: R-slur in A/N)

Revisited by @therationaldove [FFnet / Ao3 / Tumblr] (PG13)

Blue Sky Future by Demyrie [FFnet] (PG13)

When in Rome by Demyrie [FFnet]

Best Man for the Job by Demyrie [FFnet] (note: not a fan of this author’s lengthy A/N’s but trust me. It’s gold. Edit: ok actually Wilbur’s commentary abt his mother is slightly questionable but overall it’s still p good?)

Parallels by SlowScibe [Ao3]

Loss of Control by Demyrie [FFnet] (PG13)

What Happened Before by HereBeHobbits [FFnet] (PG13)

Toast by Burning Beaker [FFnet / Ao3] (Note: eye strain; this author didn’t format paragraph breaks)

Honourable Mentions:

Designing a Friend by Demyrie [FFnet]

Orphan by hollyberry29 [FFnet]

Any Other Name by Amazon-Aviator [FFnet]

Rastrum in Porta by Frith [FFnet]

These Small Hours by Nurfhurdur [FFnet] (esp later chapters)

Racing Time by Nurfhurdur [FFnet] (probs discontinued)

The Many Exes of Wilbur Robinson [AO3] by @therationaldove (PG13 - 18+)

Dating Advice by TheProzacFairy (PG13)

Something New by TheProzacFairy

A Robinson Christmas Mystery / Story by @that-guy-in-the-bowler-hat [FFnet / Ao3]

See also (aka shameless self promotion)

The Stranger than Fanfiction Podcast: A podcast where cohosts Alyssa & Irene read & review old-ass MTR fanfic [18+ for profanity and sexual themes… unfortunately… ( ._.)]

Wilbur: Do you mind if I take the skin off the Furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free from his sinful flesh, he can begin the path toward enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Wilbur: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Cornelius: I’m sort of proud, but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.