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8 months ago

There’s nothing about him I’d like to change. They say when you fall in love with someone, you fall in love with their soul as well. I’m annoying too! Sometimes I lose things and he has to help me find them.. like my earphones, my plushie or even my wallet. If you get to know him better, he’s actually one of the most patient people alive.

I have no idea how he deals with a person like me, so I’m trying my best to reciprocate that too. I have a question actually- can you tell me something he did that annoyed you in the past?

I've always wondered what it's like being Matsuda's wife...how do you put up with him?

@yagami-raito0

Hey Light!!

Oh.. how I put up with him?

Well, seeing how you phrased that question, I can see that Matsuda might have annoyed you quite a bit in the past.

Well, I can put up with him because I understand him, and I’m also quite an annoying person myself.

When Matsuda does anything goofy, he asks me if it’s okay first, and I’ll help him to assess it.

We don’t argue over small things at all, and he’s not a very difficult person. He’s actually pretty easygoing.

Also, I’m not a person who complains often and scolds at people who annoy me all the time.

Instead, we solve problems together without making a fuss about it, like normal people would.

Matsuda’s brain actually works differently from society. I suspect he might be neurodivergent like I am, so that’s how we somehow get along with each other.

We.. also share a habit of oversharing.

So whenever one of us notices we are oversharing, we remind each other about it.

Kind of like two halfs of a brain working together.

So, we literally can’t live without each other.

Oh yeah- and his crying.

He can be a bit emotional at times.

My solution is to cook him his FAVOURITE onion soup.

So yeah, that’s it!

Also if he annoys you too much tell me.


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8 months ago

I've always wondered what it's like being Matsuda's wife...how do you put up with him?

@yagami-raito0

Hey Light!!

Oh.. how I put up with him?

Well, seeing how you phrased that question, I can see that Matsuda might have annoyed you quite a bit in the past.

Well, I can put up with him because I understand him, and I’m also quite an annoying person myself.

When Matsuda does anything goofy, he asks me if it’s okay first, and I’ll help him to assess it.

We don’t argue over small things at all, and he’s not a very difficult person. He’s actually pretty easygoing.

Also, I’m not a person who complains often and scolds at people who annoy me all the time.

Instead, we solve problems together without making a fuss about it, like normal people would.

Matsuda’s brain actually works differently from society. I suspect he might be neurodivergent like I am, so that’s how we somehow get along with each other.

We.. also share a habit of oversharing.

So whenever one of us notices we are oversharing, we remind each other about it.

Kind of like two halves of a brain working together.

So, we literally can’t live without each other.

Oh yeah- and his crying.

He can be a bit emotional at times.

My solution is to cook him his FAVOURITE onion soup.

So yeah, that’s it!

Also if he annoys you too much tell me.


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8 months ago
I Know This Meme Is Old But Still-

I know this meme is old but still-


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8 months ago

Hey L!!

Hey L!!

Nice to talk to you again. So let me update you on what's happened recently. 1. Do you still remember the bottle incident? It happened a few years ago. Matt (@ask-gamerboy) and Mello had their first drinks. Matt got drunk and threw a glass bottle at the wall, and a glass shard flew and scratched Mello under his right eye.

I remember you sending me a text on AIM that Mello was extremely hurt that day and needed a stitch. So I flew back to Winchester to see him at the hospital. Mello refused to tell anyone about how he got injured, so Matt had no idea what happened.

Someone brought up the incident. Matt and Mello were worried, and the situation got so intense that Sasaki, Mello's godmother contemplated killing Matt. So I stepped in to explain what happened and helped settle everything. It's fine now. Just letting you know. 2. Here's an update on Matsuda. He's been an absolute couch potato, staring at the TV screen and watching the latest romance K-Dramas. Also, he's been going out drinking with his friends. A LOT. It's a common occurrence to see him come home late at night drunk and asking for me. Matsuda hasn't been so useless, however. He's started buying stocks and we've gotten some money from them. Also we've started an ask blog! Please check it out. (@asktoutamatsuda) That's it from me! Hope you've had a nice day or night, wherever you are.

"My you've opened a whole can of worms, Crystal... they are not to blame though; both of them are young, it's natural for drunk situations like that to happen, although I much prefer sobriety. Good to know it wasn't a serious injury, I believe I learned about it from Watari? It got a laugh out of me, that's for sure.

If I am to interact with Matsuda, which is very unlikely unless I need something, I'll know where to find him. Your definition of 'useful' is barely the minimum, but I won't criticize your marriage I've learned from my mistakes it would be unbecoming and invasive. However, I suggest that you do not let him fool around so freely, sending out another rescue mission would be a pain....

Thank you for filling me in. Much appreciated."

-L.

8 months ago

Hey babe, so.. uh.. I saw you asking everyone out for tea, but nobody responded so far. So... *ahem* will you go out for tea with me..? (@asktoutamatsuda)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-


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8 months ago

What's the reason you married me hehe :3

(@asktoutamatsuda)

This is completely irrelevant, but a good question babe!

What's The Reason You Married Me Hehe :3

So it would be too simple for me to just say "I married you for you", and I'm not a basic girlie so I'm not gonna answer like that.

So I will ask myself the most common questions and answer them.

Did I marry you for money? Nope.

Did I marry you so I could have a couch potato in my house? Nope.

Did I marry you because you were part of the Task Force? Nope.

Did I marry you to become my human shopping bag? Kinda.

Did I marry for a permanent Mario Kart opponent? Yep. Definitely. Did I marry you because you're a cat lover? YES. So that's your answer.


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8 months ago

I HAD THE BOOK AS A CHILD.

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8 months ago

Why don't you try and break natt and Mello up for being disgusting and sinful

Wait- what?? Why would I ever try to break them up?? That’s absolutely disrespectful. Did Jesus tell us to break up people?? Absolutely not!


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8 months ago

Wait WHAT?? Oh- I see it now. Sorry Matt! And- sorry Matsu. For the.. oversharing. Wanna go out for tea sometime Matt?

(@ask-gamerboy)

Hey Matt!!!

Hey Matt!!!

It's Crystal! L's childhood friend. Since I was 6 years old, I've seen you and Mello when you guys were still babies. Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) told me all about you! So I'd like to ask a favour- can you help my skill issue husband Matsuda on his ask blog? (@asktoutamatsuda) Also, how have you been these days? Haven't seen you in a long time.

"Oh hey- I think I remember Darcii or Mello mentionin' you a couple times... Plus, uh, thanks for explainin' the whole situation earlier." *Matt scratches at his jaw, trying to find the words to say.*

"For asks? Not really sure, heh, I don't get many myself- I'd say use tags a lot I guess? And also promote, probably."

"I've been...pretty good, I guess, the whole Mello and me situation aside." *Matt looked at Crystal, tilting his head to the side.* "How have you been?"

Hey Matt!!!

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8 months ago

(OOC: HAHAHAHA OK!!)

Hey Misa!!

Hey Misa!!

Just found your second account! I talked to your first account (@ask-misa-misa). So Matsuda’s doing pretty fine, other than being a bit of a couch potato and going out drinking a lot with friends. I persuaded him to start an ask blog. (@asktoutamatsuda) Thank you so much for giving advice in your first account!! We should all go out for tea some time, don’t you think?

(OOC i am actually not the owner of that account!! we are different people :) )

8 months ago

Ah, I’ve been pretty good!

Ah, Ive Been Pretty Good!

Just talked to Misa (@ask-misa-misa) and asked her for help with Matsuda’s ask blog. Matsuda’s been quite a couch potato and he drinks out with his friends a lot. So he has barely done anything. Well, he did answer one ask today and I helped tie his hair for it but STILL. He did NOTHING ELSE. And NOBODY ELSE except some people we know have given him attention. I feel pretty bad for him, so do you have any suggestions?

Hey Matt!!!

Hey Matt!!!

It's Crystal! L's childhood friend. Since I was 6 years old, I've seen you and Mello when you guys were still babies. Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) told me all about you! So I'd like to ask a favour- can you help my skill issue husband Matsuda on his ask blog? (@asktoutamatsuda) Also, how have you been these days? Haven't seen you in a long time.

"Oh hey- I think I remember Darcii or Mello mentionin' you a couple times... Plus, uh, thanks for explainin' the whole situation earlier." *Matt scratches at his jaw, trying to find the words to say.*

"For asks? Not really sure, heh, I don't get many myself- I'd say use tags a lot I guess? And also promote, probably."

"I've been...pretty good, I guess, the whole Mello and me situation aside." *Matt looked at Crystal, tilting his head to the side.* "How have you been?"

Hey Matt!!!

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8 months ago

(OOC: OHH THAT MAKES SENSE. You still up with the tea offer?)

Hey Misa!!

Hey Misa!!

Just found your second account! I talked to your first account (@ask-misa-misa). So Matsuda’s doing pretty fine, other than being a bit of a couch potato and going out drinking a lot with friends. I persuaded him to start an ask blog. (@asktoutamatsuda) Thank you so much for giving advice in your first account!! We should all go out for tea some time, don’t you think?

(OOC i am actually not the owner of that account!! we are different people :) )

8 months ago

Thank you SO MUCH, Misa!

Thank You SO MUCH, Misa!

Also, I told Matsuda your advice, and he even called you “Misa Misa”. You two seem pretty close! We should meet up for tea sometime!

HEY MISAAAA!!!!

HEY MISAAAA!!!!

AHHH!! It took me so long to find your blog!

So basically a month ago I married Matsuda (@asktoutamatsuda) and he said he used to be your bodyguard!!

That’s so cool!! And I’m a great fan of you!

Okay- so my question is, how do we help Matsuda get more asks?

"Oh wow!! I didn't know Matsu had a wife, I'm so happy for both of you! He did use to be my bodyguard, he actually pretended to be my manager for a while, haha!"

HEY MISAAAA!!!!

"But asks? Hmm... Well, Matsu isn't really known by the public you know, so I'd say make a name for himself first! Post things that show who you are, make posts asking for asks, and interact with more popular blogs too! I hope this helps!"

HEY MISAAAA!!!!

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8 months ago

"But asks? Hmm... Well, Matsu isn't really known by the public you know, so I'd say make a name for himself first! Post things that show who you are, make posts asking for asks, and interact with more popular blogs too! I hope this helps!"

Here’s what she said about helping your ask blog. You need to interact with people more, Matsu.

Hey Matsu!

I got in touch with Misa!!

(@asktoutamatsuda)


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8 months ago

Haven’t spoken to Near in some time.. I wonder how he’s doing.

Near Is Taking All My Love Away.

Near is taking all my love away.


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8 months ago

Hey Matsu!

I got in touch with Misa!!

(@asktoutamatsuda)


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8 months ago

So you support Matt and Mello even if their gay? Why

My religion can’t support their relationship, but there’s not much I can do. Anyways, they’re happy, so why disturb them?

8 months ago
This Is A Pretty Serious Post. SO I'm Pretty Concerned About What Happened Between Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy)

This is a pretty serious post. SO I'm pretty concerned about what happened between Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) and Matt (@ask-gamerboy). I'm ALSO extremely worried for their godmothers. I know Mello's godmother, Sasaki. (@ask-miss-lady-sasaki) I also know exactly what happened those years ago. Allow me to explain. It was July. I was pretty busy, and had just started working as an art teacher. Then L texted me on AIM that Mello was extremely hurt and needed a stitch. So I flew ALL THE WAY to Winchester to see what was going on, and even bought a get well soon bouquet. It was a wound right under his right eye, right above his cheek. I think it was like- 4 centimetres long.

Apparently, Matt and Mello were drinking for the first time. Matt just swang a glass bottle at the wall and a glass shard flew in Mello's face when they were partying. NOTHING was intentional. It was an accident. Matt was so drunk he nearly passed out. Some kind strangers helped him flag a taxi home, and he woke up in the taxi, so he had no idea what happened. Mello, however, just stayed in the hospital for five days. He had the permission to tell people what had happened, but he chose not to. That's all I heard. Hope it clears up the situation.


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8 months ago

What is wrong with people these days- just because you were Misa's bodyguard once they make a blog about you?? IMPERSONATING YOU, EVEN.

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on

Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.

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8 months ago

Probably generated by a robot or something. Or some deep fakes-

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on

Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.
Guys I Think Someone Is Stalking Me And Taking Lots Of Photos Of Me. I Found These On The Damn Internet.

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8 months ago

Whoever said "Quiet Matsuda" needs to be SLAPPED.

HEY MATSUDA FAN NATION HOW WE DOING TONIGHT

HEY MATSUDA FAN NATION HOW WE DOING TONIGHT
HEY MATSUDA FAN NATION HOW WE DOING TONIGHT

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8 months ago

Not me calling Mihael MELLO because I kinda forgot his name

(@ask-the-mafia-boy)


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8 months ago

Err.. one more thing. Nobody's asked me anything except Light, Mello and Sasaki. How do I get more asks??

(@asktoutamatsuda)

Skill issue.

You need to work on finding more of your old friends and colleagues from before L fired you. ...Maybe Aizawa or.. Chief Yagami? I have no idea how many friends or colleagues you had but that works.


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