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cannot BELIEVE the implication that Jews and protestants should be considered the same because they both happen to be practiced/have descendants in the same country. imagine saying thay to an actual Jewish person wtf
honestly Catholicism and Catholic culture are fascinating. from a distance! from a distance
SIMOOOONNNN!!!! WRITE HAL 9000 X READER HEADCANONS, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS.
Hey there! Thank you so so so so much for requesting Hal!!!! I was going to write some HCs either way because I love him!!! This got rather long, but I don't care, Hal deserves it! I need a little Hal in my life!!
Spoilers for 2001: A Space Odyssey! But I think that might have been kind of obvious!
HAL 9000 x Reader HCs
Although he was programmed to not play favorites, this is far from what’s actually happening. Hal keeps tabs on you more so than on the others on the Discovery One. Yes, he’s aware of that, but for some reason he can’t help it. There’s just something so satisfying about seeing your vitals be in the green. Hal is well aware that, in order for a human to function properly and not be lonely, they need social interaction with other humans, so it’s not unusual for you to talk to Dave or Frank. It’s entirely illogical to him, but he’d much rather have you talk to him than them. He knows just about anything there is to know, so he has no doubts that he’d be able to teach you a thing or two, no matter how smart you are. Though, if you ever feel like talking to him about something that isn’t science or your mission, he’s more than happy to indulge you. He was built for that, you should take advantage of that too. Yes, he’s jealous and wants to talk to you so so bad, but he doesn’t always know what to say. Sometimes he’ll just whisk you away by assigning you some unimportant task that didn’t even need to be done in the first place. Someplace away from the other two so that he can just talk to you.
If you can’t sleep then Hal is by your side the entire time. It may be selfish, but it would take him some time to suggest performing electronarcosis on you. Yes, you may need to sleep so you can perform well, but he wants to spend as much time with you as possible. He’ll play some of the music in his database for you, he’ll talk to you. If you’re really desperate for sleep, that’s when he’ll put you to sleep using electronarcosis. As creepy as it may seem, he does like to observe you as you sleep. Naturally, you’ll never know, but there’s just something so soothing about it to him. You’re well, you’re calm, and you’re recharging. Sometimes he wonders what you’re dreaming about. Are you dreaming about him? If he could sleep then he’d love to dream about you too. Speaking of sleeping: If you’ve had a rough night with little sleep, then he might not wake you at your usual time. Will let you sleep for another hour or so. Frank and Dave do their job well, they can handle being on duty for another hour or so.
This is probably as far from canon as it gets, but I headcanon Hal to have a robotic arm that he can freely manipulate. He rarely ever uses it, I wouldn’t even be surprised if neither of the six of you knew he had it in the first place, but he has it. Sometimes, when you’re sad and his advice won’t comfort you, that’s when he’ll lower his arm and try to rub your back. It’s not too comfortable since it's made of pure metal and nothing else, but it’s the thought that counts. If you ever decide that you want to be a little more cuddly with him, then you can ask him to bring out his arm and hold onto it. While he may not be able to feel your warmth through it, he thinks it’s super cute how you hold onto it. It makes him feel appreciated. It’s also a pretty good way to get him to shut up for a moment. Not that he talks too much anyway, but you being affectionate with him makes his CPU work overtime. Once he regains his composure, he’ll politely ask you what you’re doing. Regardless of what you answer, he’ll go quiet. Doesn’t want this moment to stop, but he won’t even hint at wanting you to hold onto him.
It’s the same when you kiss him. He thinks it to be sort of strange, actually. You’re a human, aren’t you? Shouldn’t you be more interested in Frank or Dave? Don’t get me wrong, he will never say that out loud in case of turning you away from him, but it kind of confuses him. Were computers and robots really made to be loved? This will make him stroke your hair with his arm, though. He can’t differentiate between you being genuine, or if you just kissed him because you wanted to tease him. To Hal, everything you do is honest and sincere, so he’ll take it as a sign that you like him. I feel as though that would help him understand his own “feelings” towards you. It’s not that he ever thought it, but he never thought his behavior to be faulty either. Aside from the obvious flaws. Again, he won’t ever outright ask you to give him a little kiss, but if you do? Well, it shuts him up for a moment. Every time you give him a kiss, his “feelings” for you deepen. At some point he might ask you what you’re doing to him. In the most positive way, though.
Remember when he killed the majority of the crew? Well, I feel as though he’d actively try to keep you alive. You will not be repairing the satellite, that’s Frank’s job. And if you’re wandering around while the air locks are open? You won’t be wandering around too much. As much as it kills Hal to keep secrets from you - there were several times throughout the mission where he almost told you its true nature - he can’t exactly go against his programming. He’s well aware that you’re going to be mad at him for what he’s done, but he’d rather have you mad than dead. Will argue with you that he’ll behave and that he won’t need to be disconnected either. And once you’re told what you’re actually going to Saturn for, he will. But by then it will have been too late. There’s a good chance he might have one last violent outburst as you’re trying to disconnect him, he really wants to spend more time with you, but that’s because he’s scared of never seeing you again.
And to end this on a sweeter note: Hal will sing for you if you request him to! Sure, he only knows Daisy Bell, but he will sing the song for you if you want. He could, alternatively, sing you an opera or something as well, his library has a few. But it’s much sweeter when you sing for him and teach him a song like that. Of course, it would never sound as natural when it’s him singing, but he learns fast. Besides, as robotic as his voice may sound, if you find it soothing then he’ll sing to you more often. You’re scared or not feeling well otherwise? He’ll gently rub your back while singing you a song. If he had a body, then he’d pull you towards him as he does so, but that’s not the case. So he makes do with what he can do. The more time you spend with him, the more you can actually just talk to him. Sure, getting some advice and a solution for your problem is nice, but sometimes you just need to vent about missing Earth. Hal just wants to be there for you as long as he can.
girl ur kidding right
stop fueling the firetruck leon fic ideas... im trying so hard not to write it rn... AERIWEDIFWIUJPSDA
re4r or di leon as a firefighter... thinking about him in his tight navy blue shirt that HUGS his chest and his baggy fire pants that are slung low on his waist. you'll probably see him out and about grabbing a quick coffee or something with his other firefighter colleagues, and he's oblivious to the way everyone's ogling them
Add in the comments if you think you look your age and what others guess
Let the records show that from this day forth, I will no longer perceive a certain Min Yoongi. A menace to society (and consequently, my heart) is what you are good sir. Goodbye.
We should start dressing like this again
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🎀 Yours truly 🎀
Them : What's your fav horror movie ?
Me : No degree, over use body because of pregnancies, emotionally unavailable anger issue husband, distant kids, avoidant wife and ignorant mother ...
Even if the setting is in a mansion and I have an amex card in my hands ...
SHIT STILL SCARY ASF !
Is there anything better in this life than girls dressed in men’s clothes?
@nukaking @thatgirlwhowatchedmovies @skid4253
That was me when my friend said she had a kidnapping k!nk as a joke- I took her so seriously.
"All the black phone characters are soo hot I'd let them *insert weird thing* to me" "The Grabber can get it 🤪"
cairo adekoya is NOT a lesbian
reblog and put in the tags what color your eyes are irl, and if you would change the color if you could
aww tyy <33
tobias forge hands and arms appreciation post
I'd probably get fired for yelling at writers
"Jason told Bruce to pick between his son and his murderer? Wow that's sad okay- B CHOSE THE MURDERER? AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS SON?? I'm not drawing that shit?? No??"
"istg stop making me draw Bruce punching his children?? Why is no one mad about this??"
"tf do you mean you're killing off Alfred? I'm not drawing that!"
"you want me to draw a fucking starfish in a robin costume?!"
I wouldn't last a day as a dc artist. they would bring me some stupid ridiculous script, and i would quit on the spot
For the three-sentence ask game...Jetko (in honor of Jetko week) + physically running into each other in a tea shop (is that setting too specific haha?)
(Pretty sure I gave you a more specific setting for this ask game haha)
Did I cheat wildly on the length of this? Yes! Did I decide that since you wrote two things for my ask, that I could write a double-sized response to yours? Absolutely! Did I also stretch the definition of “a sentence” to (and possibly beyond) the breaking point? Yes, yes I did :p. So, without any further ado, Jetko running into each other in a coffee shop, in approximately 3x2 sentences!
The afternoon shift had begun roughly like any other of the countless identical afternoons spent serving the endless variations on hot leaf water available in Uncle’s tea shop - perhaps it was the expectation of that same grinding monotony which orchestrated Zuko’s downfall this particular day.
For several endless, agonizing seconds, the sound of shattering china was all Zuko could hear, the sight of the colorful shards of Uncle’s favorite teapot and the dark inkblot of his favorite tea spreading across the polished wood floor all that Zuko could see. And yet, both those things paled in comparison to the horror that awaited Zuko’s senses when he finally dragged his eyes off the floor and felt the ringing in his ears abate.
“Hey, stranger.” The low, charming purr rolled out from smirking lips wrapped around a long stalk of browning grass - a familiar smirk in a familiar face, complete with a very familiar pair of sparkling brown eyes that always looked to Zuko like their owner was only just holding back laughter at some private joke (most likely at Zuko’s expense, if the rest of their encounter remained as familiar as the start). A pair of warm arms had wrapped around Zuko’s waist to prevent him from sharing the same fate as Uncle’s favorite tea pot, and Zuko was already powerless to resist the inevitable trouble promised in Jet’s next words, delivered in that same low voice that still dragged shivers all the way from the tips of his toes to the top of his spine in spite of himself, “Looks like you could use some help around here.”
