Sagittarius Plutodick Jokes

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thats it. that’s the observation

my first astro observation. writing this in a car on a cancer full moon soo go easy on me for this one. also don’t plagiarize cuz thats just not cool. anyways. enjoy!

- venus in the 6th makes a person attentive when they like somebody. the type of person to remember small details about their lover and do little acts of service. you could tell these mf you like orange juice drunk at 3AM once and the next week they’ll come home with 10 bottles of oj

-when you wanna hide a dead body hit up a sag moon. laid back and chill. very non judgmental people who will be your partner in crime. as friends they can sometimes wander but trust when you need to reveal something they’ll come at you with understanding

-5th house stellium need to listen to their heart. they are blessed for literally expressing themselves. they don’t do well in limiting environments where their self expression is compromised. 5th housers please never try to conform with society bc it will hurt you more than it does good.

-libra and leo rising culture is panicking in the morning bc they can’t find an outfit they vibe with

-uranus conjunct moon screams lgbt. the easiest way i can put this is that uranus=unconventional, venus=love, so combine that, you get unconventional love. these folks are also more prone to want to marry their best friends

-pisces placements. how does it feel to be frustrated because you can’t choose between the 9272 scenarios you wanna day dream before you sleep?

-mars in 9th probably have a thing for teachers

-virgo and aries influence in a chart will make someone irate when they can’t get a logical answer. they are passionate about things making ‘sense’. very passionate ppl tho, will help you with homework.

-ppl with pluto aspecting their ascendant change face every time you see them. this is more true with the harsher and tighter aspects cuz of the constant rebirth cycles

-having venus in the 4th may indicate marrying someone you knew from childhood

-neptune in 4th housers parents were probably hella absent as a child. this could mean in the way where they did not know their parents at all and was raise by other relatives. soft hearted as kids

-capricorn placements makes someone unintentionally funny. very dry humor. things sound funnier out of their mouth because of their poker faces. think ‘snape’ from harry potter

-major 11th house placements especially with venus,sun, or jupiter in it makes a person very attractive to their friends. these people attract secret admirers

-saturn square ascendant/sun culture is being careful of what you do because karma is instant for you

-Aquarius moons are detached but you can see them soften when they are around their friends. they may have strong feelings about friendships. either no friends or always with friends

-people bash cancer for being cry babies but forget they share an axis with Capricorn. very protective and enduring. in other words. big pp energy

-aries mercury people could be prone to road rage. they would be cruising down the interstate cursing at the cars that cut them off.

-neptune sextile pluto is such a powerful aspect. these ppl manifestation game is unparalleled to. this aspect is common in charts of prominent folks

-people will pluto in sag will benefit greatly from traveling. life changing events can occur over seas

-if you look bad on a certain day a sag mercury will be the first to tell you

-7th house placement should be wary of who they reveal their plans to as they invite a lot of jealously

-Gemini moon/venus/sun love language is listening. if they like you. they’ll listen

-a developed person with Pisces placements love like they do like the movies. but a underdeveloped person with pisces placements will literally be the worst lover ever. i’m talking gaslighting, over romanization of you, victimization, ect. RUN FOR THE HILLS!

-never lie to an 8th or 12th houser. they will find out

-mercury in 6th house culture is having crippling anxiety. they also benefit a lot from making lists

-people who have an aries north node in their charts will probably be the first in the families to accomplish something. they may fear being independent but when they finally start doing things for themselves that’s when they truly flourish

that’s it!! hope the full moon isn’t killing you all inside. stay safe all :)

astrology observation #7 because today is a special day. everyone reading this rn, give urself a kiss, on ur hand, on ur shoulder, just kiss yourself rn. u are all loved dearly!

-the house Capricorn is in reflects the area of life that made you strong or resilient. cancer rising has their 7th house in cap which means through other ppl they learn to be hard and more protective of themselves. libra rising has 4th house in cap, they learned to suck it up when their family was being cold and neglectful. aries rising has cap in the 10th house, they learn to fight for their career by not relying on others but by learning independence.

-the planet ur moon is in shows u where u can used to feel secure. moon 5th house is all about giving urself a voice in arts or creation. moon 11th house, connection through other people and making a relatable environment inclusive for all. moon 6th house, getting ur routine together, being orderly. moon 3rd house, writing and communicating, talking with others, new intake of information.

-the north node is not ur life’s purpose, ppl use that term bc it’s the most digestible. people. please LISTEN!! do not spend all ur life chasing after the north node, in vedic astrology, the north node is referred to the dragon head that brings destruction in whatever houses it sits in. it’s destined that if u chase ur north node, u will never be satisfied. it’s malefic. it’s more about ur soul’s journey and progression but surely not about what ur meant to do! look more to the inner planets and house planets if ur trying to figure out what’s ur life’s purpose, don’t base it off if ur north node alone. north node gives indication but not a set plan

-the house scorpio is in shows the house u’ve transformed the most in life. that’s the area of life that u’ve gone through hell and back in. scorpio 12th housers, how does it feel to have issues with nightmares? lovelies with scorpio in the 6th house, how does it feel to be obsessive over work?

-chiron aspecting venus could mean the native sees plastic surgery as a must bc they see themselves as ugly or unloveable

-cuties with multiple planets in the 6th house, it’s important for u to be in tuned with ur body. use ur body as an instrument bc it will tell u things. often times u overwork and u forget that pain, ache or tear. don’t do that it’s gonna backfire bc 6H is infamous for illness, u wanna do what it takes to keep ur body at optimal levels. learn about dieting! taking care of ur body is an act of self love

-moon aspecting saturn people could feel a sense of doom. perhaps have a hard time feeling happy, they often experience this restriction of emotions. type to cry on their birthday. logic over emotions

-if u date a person who has the same rising sign as ur saturn, good luck cuz it’s a challenging relationship. harder time expressing emotions, but karmic and lots of spiritual growth. milf vibes

TRANSITS!!

-eclipse season is coming up, the house taurus and scorpio it is in ur chart will face the most change and transformation

-when pluto moves into Aquarius virgo and cancer risings will catch a break in relationship and their sense of identity. libra risings and leo rising will meet ppl who will play a significant role in their lives from 2023-2044 cuz of pluto going in their 5th (libra) and 7th house (leo). check the house aqua is in for u and that’s the house pluto will come in and bring the most change

hiya lovelies! astro observation 12 (💕) boy am i surprising all of u by doing a back to back post! anyways enjoy!

-sun in 2H folks have this obsession with letting everybody know they’re doing okay. the sun shows what u aspire to be and when it’s situated in the 2H of security. these people want to convince themselves they’ve got it under control. so sometimes this can manifest like,

person A: u don’t look so well, are u okay??

hardheaded sun in the 2H: of course i am, why would i not be (chronically and clearly lying)

and it’s not specifically towards other people. they also can lie to themselves about being “okay”. when it comes to mental health they wait it out until a big explosion in their life happens and they are forced to come to terms that they’re in-fact not okay at all. the 2nd house is a house that highlights independence ent. u find that these individuals pride themselves on “not needing anybody. it’s “it’s me vs the world” energy sometimes so it explains that survival mindset and the need to always be “okay”

-neptune in the 5H have spiritual awakenings from doing drugs/alcohol bc partaking in pleasure (5H themes) triggers neptune’s effects. but again neptune rules illusions as well so these are also the kind of people to binge on alcohol at 8 in the morning and deny they have a problem

-if u have mars ruled sign in a planetary placement, it can indicate re-occurring conflicts with particular people in ur life. while the mars energy in aries manifest in a physical way while the mars in energy in scorpios is drawn inwards

examples:

aries sun= u get into ego battles with ur dad

aries moon= ur mom makes u feel like u wanna rip ur hair out

aries mercury= u and ur siblings get into heated verbal duels

scorpio sun= ur dad influenced ur psychology in life or the mindset u operate off of. he could have pushed u to the “constant survival mindset” where u think everybody is out to get u

scorpio moon= ur mom literally gave u trauma. her presence inspires ur paranoia/compulsive behavior/dark traits

scorpio mercury= lowkey y’all got sibling rivalry. always trying out-do ur brother or sister. idk what it is u just wanna be better than them or get revenge

-Gemini placements excel in tangible knowledge. they’re good at statistics/mathematics bc quantifying things comes easily to them. also brilliant at wordplay as well, their command of language is impressive so that’s why u see so many gemini’s being a smart-ass, it’s natural wit. sag on the other hand are better at humanity related subjects, the universal truths. this means religion, philosophy, ect. they process information efficiently but the part where they rlly excel at is applying their own thoughts/theories to what they were given

-mars in 9H most of the time will not be friends with someone who doesn’t hold similar opinions. for a mars 9H to bond with someone they need to know they’re on the same page with that person especially when it comes to political views or philosophy

-mercury in the 5H are remarkably good at board games. when mercury is applied to the 5H ruling pleasures and fun, u bet they’re gonna destroy u in monopoly or trivia games

-6H chiron wants to throw hands at animals or they’re naturally untrusting of animals. or if the chiron is aspected well, it could mean animals played a big role in reliving trauma or pain. this could manifest as a veteran bonding with their service dogs

-8th Jupiter🤝 trauma. jupiter is benefic but remember it expands. these people went through a lot, sometimes it’s not specially trauma it’s just over exposure to the icky and dark side of life. these ppl are the kinds to grow up in strip clubs or seen domestic violence at an early age. they particularly appreciate transformation and secerey, moreover they learn to wield mystery as a weapon. also for some reason they collect everyyybody and their mama’s secrets as welll?? people will just spill their guts to a jupiter 8H during a random tuesday and the jupiter 8H person will be completely unfazed. what can i say, they’re used to it

-when u have a hell of a lot of planets in the 1st house like i’m talking 5+ planets. sometimes u don’t look like anything but also like everything. when so many planetary influences is affecting the 1st house of self, u look like a wild card. especially sun/mars and venus sitting together in the 1st house. what manifest is an androgynous look! female+male features both present

-moon square ascendant culture is battling constant projection. emotions are constantly thrown at them. emotions that they have no obligations with! the moon square ascendant native need to understand that they don’t need to tend to other ppl’s feelings all the time. if they get too open to other ppl energy/opinions they will end up being drained. having to put up with energy vampires is a common manifestation of this aspect. these poor darlings are basically therapist to 5 bozo’s at all times! protect ur peace

-virgo placement is so hyper aware of everything. mercury which is their ruler, is a speedy planet. think ab how many times mercury changed signs in a year! the speed of mercury naturally makes virgo a very anxious placements and since they are an earth sign they usually coax their anxiety with practical solutions. same thing for Gemini but they deal with their anxiety better bc they’re an air sign, they don’t get the reputation for anxious despite having the same planetary rulership as virgo, their “anxiety” usually manifest as insatiable curiosity

-scorpio risings deal with family trying to mooch off of them after they find success. their IC (Aquarius) indicates a very stiff home. they’re the black sheep. emotions are strongly encourage to be muted. as they grow order and embody their MC (leo) they deviate from their upbringing, they shed the shame of being “different” and as a result they attract abundance. now, this is the interesting part bc family is forever hence their aquairus IC is always gonna be there. aquarius themes pertains to egotism and in the worst case scenarios, entitlement. observe how quickly their families comes running after a scorpio rising reach success. suddenly all their extended family is goin “hey remember that one time i held u as a baby?”

-neptune energy (heavy pisces/12H/neptune-planet placements) sometimes manifest in a physical way, in the sense that ppl can’t see u. ik this sounds goofy as hell but it can be a case where u make no sound when u walk so when u come up to say hi to ur friends it can take a while for them to notice u are there. these folks can waltz through an airport, hop on a plane and fly to another country and no one will notice. neptune distorts and also perpetrated elusively. it could also be the thing where u tell ppl ur whole life story and they’ll still find u mysterious or “unreachable”! same thing goes for scorpio placements except scorpio is usually more aware of their behavior and they contribute deliberately to their own mysteriousness

-Lilith in the 2H are so extreme when it comes to food! these placements can sorta be like the moms who eat an almond a day. also it could mean extreme transformation in weight since 2H rules the body so they could have been obese but undergo radical weight loss. these ppl are the most prone to attempt crazy diets and the kinds to put their body into extremity as well

a light hearted scenario to envision:

random person: omg what’s that over there??

Lilith 2H native: literally treading in Arctic waters bc they wanna see how much their body can take before hyperthermia comes down on them 🏊‍♂️🌊

TRANSITS

-pisces full moon on september 10H.

full moon=always a time of release.

since it’s in the sign of pisces, i suggest meditation and a spiritual cleanse. i don’t know ur guys routines but since it’s pisces literally anything works like crystals, a floral bath, incense, ect. if the activity connects u to the spiritual world, then it works. this moon is squared mars at 6 degrees so impulsivity or anger could rock u, it’s not a calming full moon despite being in the sign of pisces. probably an emotional anger

-mercury is gonna be retrograding for a while until october 1st. lots of transportation issues, internet issues maybe slow wifi has u heated, don’t be haste on making important decisions such as contracts/moving, also since mercury is the sign of communication. hold ur tongue back, be conscious of what u say!

anyways, that’s all :)

do u guys like it better when i do my observation through a technical frame? i find story telling helps learners understand astrology better, should i keep this up? my dm’s are open, it would be helpful to me if u guys tell me what placements u want insight on, so send away and i’ll add them in the next post

ta-ta! <3

Hiii! I loved reading your astrology observations, so thank you for sharing🤍

I have my Saturn in Taurus in the 10H and in the 29th degree. My career and higher knowledge is super important to me (9H stellium), but I feel that I have to work so much harder than most and fear I’m never going to achieve the successful & financially-stable life I desire. I would love to know your thoughts on this placement! Thank you so much 💫🪐

hiya!! this is a very thoughtful question so i thank u for asking it :)

saturn in taurus strongly ties with stability. ur karma builds up slowly and firmly, the rewards are slow to come. u learn lessons related to resources, fondations, and most importantly endurance. u will find it easier once u start taking on the authentic+positive qualities of taurus the bull. moreover having saturn in the 10H; the reaping of ur rewards is typically withhold until u have given ur all. contrary to what u might think, ur not doomed! saturn is at home in the 10H, it is an empowering placement that requires a lot of faith in ‘self’. u want to achieve, u want to be revered, u want to be an authority. what u feel is right, u will have to work harder than others! not a bad issue if u ask me because the thing is u end up learning things that others didn’t cuz u had to repeat ur lesson many times. it’s all about perspective. u and others may face the same task and u may take longer to accomplish, but by the end u’ll find urself wiser than the majority. doubt is a terrible thing, u really ought to know that ur thoughts are the most influential bc saturn in the 10H grew up around authorities who had expectations. the thing is, this placement self-conditions themselves. they repeat to their minds what they heard authorities repeated to them as a child. realize ur mind does not need to parrot others opinions. moreover considering it’s in the 29th degree (very karmic and fated degree) or also known as the  ‘Anaretic’ degree. ur lessons are severe, u will experience repetition in ur lessons if u don’t overcome them, whatever u may need to learn will require extreme transformation. the 29th degree indicates a hard time making decisions, because in the beginning, the individual faces such urgency within themselves that they don’t think before they act. they feel a need to go-go-go that there feels their world has little time for reflection. do you work so hard u find little time to think? are u sure what u are working for what u really want? what motivates u? think hard on it and search deeper. if the answer is money, then ask yourself why, do u lack money? what will be achieved if u have money, who made u feel like u need to have money, is money compensating for something u feel u lack inside, ect! asking yourself important questions ensures that u make decisions not for the stake of ‘duty’ which is common for saturn in the 10H people, but it helps u clarify what u want! put ur integrity first. the reason why i say this is cuz saturn in the 10H has a particularly interesting quality to it, ppl who find themselves to be working their heads off for achievement may find that after their saturn return (after the ages of 28-30) they feel as if what they have achieved may not have been for them at all. dissatisfied. they assume they’d be happy after the achieving like their life will actually begin when they have done what they wanted to. to plainly say it, don’t view ur life starting from a certain point, after u have done something, rather see it that it is happening all the time. ask urself questions so that u evade possible regret in the future, see it that u be happy! saturn in the 10H means ur failures will be public, everyone will see u fall if u were to trip, but at the same time they’d also see u rise and conquer if u achieve. fear is a great thing to get out of the way bc u will find it that it only stands in the way of perseverance. if u fail and ppl see, so be it. but when the time comes (after ur saturn return) ur success will be public and ur hard work will be paid off. considering ur stellium in the 9H as well, i won’t be surprised if u were to make marks on the academic world. if u take anything from this long paragraph; u will get there eventually, wherever u wish to go or do. nonetheless just know it will take some time. i wish u well Mariana :)

anyway ta-ta now!

second astro observation bc i can’t sleep rn. the retrogrades are crazy rn omg. enjoy guys

-having your 7th lord in the 9th house culture is rarely finding someone attractive unless they can intellectually challenge/stimulate you

-9th placements are students of the world. it could also mean having strong opinions about school/leanring systems/cet. they could be particular about they way they absorb information

-having your rising in cancer or leo is quite beneficial bc your chart never goes into a retrograde bc the sun and moon do not retrograde.

-ppl with jupiter retrograde need to find an inner truth, they will probably have some sort of awakening of philosophy. they also could be a bit rubbish at managing money during early life

-mercury beauty is underrated. have you seen virgo and gemini risings? delicate and elegant bc mercury shrinks things. they also sort of look like fairies? proportional people

-people with lots of 12th house placements have a unique relationship with sleep. they may dream relentlessly, have insomnia, probably need to be in a specific position, etc. just some kind of quirk when it comes to sleeping

-mars in 6th or aires in 6th could be a indicator for headaches. mars in 1st or mars touching the ascendant could mean a scar or a specific blemish on the face or bod. mars could indicate where you receive injuries

-saturn making an aspect to chiron could show that structure/authority was apart of big wounds, they sort of have to become the authority themselves in some sense. they must build structure and learn to rise

-venus making an aspect to chiron could show a yearning for plastic surgery bc they don’t feel pretty enough

-leo risings come off unbothered bc they have cancer in the 12th. thats why their confidences could seem so untouchable sometimes. they are subconsciously soft hearted and led by by their heart but it’s hard to see if ur not close to them or if they close that part of them off to u

-Capricorn placement culture is freaking out at age 6 bc they haven’t started saving for retirement yet

-planets in the second house may show how your voice sounds. venus in the 2nd have very charming voices, they make wonderful singers. pluto in 2nd may sound seductive voices, sometimes may be deep too.

-11th house placements may surrender their identity to appease their community if underdeveloped. very loyal to their community

-aries venus culture is chasing someone but immediately losing interest when they like you back

im so sleepy but i have to complete 3 labs for chemistry. the monstrosity that is my mind is reeling. hope u all liked this! anyways i will take myself out now