Don't Forget To Read Your Books Maybe It'll Make Life A Little Easier Someday?

Don't forget to read your books maybe it'll make life a little easier someday?

So, I had a thought. Actually, I’ve had a lot of thoughts. And they would not leave me alone. So here we are.

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Someone write this, I'm begging you;

Daddy shark kirishima-

--someone of your choice /a1/b classmate/ (y/n) /

—they start calling kiri 'Shark-ishima' maybe it starts as a joke but as they become closer it turns into 'Shark-Ei' and it's their own personal name for him, and endearment of their affection to the oblivious ray of sunshine, (maybe they develop a mild~ obsession with kiri's teeth, or just find his qualities cute)

(I don't care if it's an AU or they are Heroe's, but sometime after graduation Ei FINALLY gets the hint they LIKE LIKE HIM, and he joking he says you can call me daddy shark, and they finally get together! (I don't have a daddy kink, but you might)

-insert fic-

Alternatively; jealousy, maybe a classmate starts calling Kiri 'Shark-ishima' and -insert partner- gets jealous and starts possessively calling him 'Shark-Ei' In Front of that friend until it develops into feelings? -insert fic-

(This idea spawned from THIS voice clip on Zedge of Kiri saying; ''*Chuckles* now just relax, leave everything to daddy shark' heard on Zedge looking for ringtones; )

Is my dog the only one?

You see I've got this Rottweiler, he is a very strange dog... He'll be laying on one end of the couch completely content with life and then he will struggle to his heart's content to get off the couch, he'll wiggle across the floor and then get on the other end of the couch...

And I kid you not the whole process from start to finish takes about 2 minutes, cuz he crawls his first half onto the floor and then he kind of stands there with the rest of him still on the couch and then he struggles to get his feet under him well his as* is still on the couch, so he's at a terribly horrible angle and then he hops on the floor with his butt... .. at this point he does this weird shimmy thing and then walks to the other end of the couch stares at it and then "bunny rabbit hops" all four feet on the couch at the same time....

At times I would think he is a bunny rabbit, because as brokenness his as* is, he will shimmy his little bum then hop onto the other corner of the couch...

His logic does not make any sense to me...

.p. s. The whole time I used Google speech to write this, my Rottweiler sat on the other end of the couch glaring at me with his ears pulled back... very judgmental

That's freaking hilarious

DnD languages be like

Goldie hawn (green) Lastie (red). Goldie was minding her own business when Lastie decided to straddle her sisters arm for ear access.

Me: ah . .. well, you see... Maybe?

A suspiciously glowing gem, anyone?

(I have never run into this ten image limit before 😅, but this is inspired by a twitter post by @TomHeartsTanks. I’ll add it in the comments)