Mammon Angst Masterlist

Mammon Angst Masterlist

a/n: for the fandom to have a directory because there’s not enough of mammon hurt. also for me to come back and reread it all :p note that these posts are Mammon-centric so their not MC/OC centered. 

(sorry for the tags,,, oh and if you have or know any more angst posts just tell me and i’ll add it)

OBEY THE BUTLER : @obeythebutler

Mammon Goes Missing (no reader) 

Mammon Breaks (Multiple Parts) [no reader] 

Broken Hearts (reader) 

IMA-SIMP-UWU : @ima-simp-uwu

Unwanted (multiple parts) [no reader] 

Mammon Snaps (no reader) 

STRWBRRYXPRZTL : @strwbrryxprtzl

Everything Stays (no reader) 

THE-MOURNING-STARS : @the-mourning-stars 

Lucifer Accidentally Kills Mammon (no reader) [dark]

CANDYMEOWZ : @candymeowz

It Should Have Been Me (no reader) 

LEVIATHANS-WATCHING : @leviathans-watching

[Read]✓ (no reader) 

‘Cause loving you, loving you is too hard (All I do, all I do’s not enough) (no reader) 

PEN-INK-THERAPY : @pen-ink-therapy

Mammon’s Sacrifice (no reader)

Aftermath of Mammon’s Sacrifice (no reader) 

ROSE-LORD-OF-SIMPS : @rose-lord-of-simps

Mammon Angst Headcanons (no reader) 

Mammon Angst Headacanons II (no reader) 

Mammon Angst Headcanons II.V (no reader) 

When Mammon Finally Snapped (no reader) 

5 Times Mammon’s Brothers Were A Holes to Him. 1 Time He Had Enough (no reader) 

THEGREATMAMMON : @thegreatmammon

What Pride Had Wrought (no reader) 

Too Much Today (no reader) 

CERTIFIED-SLOTH : @certified-sloth

When He’s Had Enough (no reader)

Now You Care (no reader) 

You’d Never Know (no reader) 

HELLISHEUPHORIA : @hellisheuphoria

Mammon, the Biggest Loser in Hell (no reader) 

IDONTKNOWMYOWNMIND : @idontknowmyownmind

Another Headcanons of Mammon (no reader) 

An Old Curse (no reader) 

OBEIII-MEE : @obeiii-mee

Mammon Snaps (no reader) 

MOEMOEMAMMON : @moemoemammon

What Am I Missing (reader) 

KARIUANN : @kariuann

When He Finally Breaks (multiple parts) [reader] 

ARMINSBIH : @arminsbih

Mammon Leaving His Brothers (multiple parts) [no reader] 

Ngl i do feel like he does have self esteem issues cuz of the amount of times he does get berated and talked down and mind you it does seem like this has been going on for a whole millennia, so he cant really just bounce back up and have no self esteem issues anymore, it takes time to build that confidence again. Not to mention mc normally praises mammon for every little thing he does more than they do with the others.

Also i feel like his true nature is to be sort of generous, if we ignore his gambling addiction and him being 10 foot deep in debt. He may not realise it, but i do feel like his power affects his brothers in a good way.

Leviathan for example does not work or earn money in some way, yet he seems to have enough money to buy merchandise and figurines and manga and cosplays and stuff. Everyone know that manga is expensive. One volume costs around £6.99 for most manga, and if its like one of the more famous or older manga like one piece, that shit is costs a lot more. Cosplays or the good quality ones are also very expensive, plus the wigs and the props and that and so are figurines and don’t forget he has a fish and a whole in built aquarium and those prolly got some sea animals in there too. So add the cost of food for the guys animals.

Asmodeus buys makeup and skin care, clothes and obviously knowing him, it is all prolly high end stuff, again all expensive.

Belphie has the pillows and soft items he likes to keep for him to sleeping comfortably, again these are all expensive plus beel and the amount of food he needs alongside the normal amount they need. I know if i had all this ill be in debt so how are these hoes living lavishly 🤨? Mammon. Thats it that’s the answer.

Mammon is the one who has the power to drown people in gold and expensive items others will be longing for, or the power to strip anything and everything away from you money wise. He is the second most powerful sin, so he wont be putting much of a sweat when doing this. However he doesn’t know that he is doing this. He has no idea that he is the reason why they live like royalty and if you told him, the sad thing he wont believe you. He may say something like “ye of course i know that” but he truly wouldn’t believe you. He will think you’re fucking around with him, trying to make him believe you so that you could say that it was a joke and “ I can’t believe you believed that mammon” and only make him feel less of himself.

Him saying the ‘great mammon’ is honestly just him trying to convince himself that he is worth something; that he isn’t useless; that people do rely on him and need him. Him getting talked down on for a millennia can do so much to his mental health, make him feel worthless. If a human got berated for a while or long enough, your mental health is done for. You will feel like shit and it will take a while for health to recover, so imagine how much years and years of insults on top insults can do. Hell, mammon doesn’t even say shit any more he just suck it up. Mc got sick in some event or something and everyone was giving them what they would like , so levi gave manga and shit, asmo took care of their skin care and mammon decides to praise them.

What I’m getting from this is that he truly thinks that nobody would come and take care of him if he ever got sick. He is smiling as well. That in itself shows that mammon doesn’t think much of himself and he thinks it is okay and it obviously isn’t. Besides it makes too much sense for this not to be cannon

I personally think mammon doesn’t think so highly of himself at all despite calling himself the ‘great mammon’ and it really shows in his debts and gambling, sure he is the avatar of greed , but if he truly loved himself he really wont have any problems regarding his financial status. And i also feel like greed doesn’t act on those who have a low view of themselves, or on those mammon doesn’t like.

Holy shit i went overboard oops-

Stop. if the people mammon likes attract wealth to themselves and he is always broke does that mean he hates himself?

I haven't played since the first season so idk if this is canon or what

How would the brothers(and the rest of the cast, if you want to) react to a Mc who goes invisible(using magic probably) when scared or embarrassed, like a fight or flight response.

Hope you have a nice day :)

Ooh invisible mc

Imma do the bros only first tho. Thank you for requesting dear and have a wonderful day. How the heck do you lot come up with interesting ideas

Mc that becomes invisible when they get scared or embarrassed ft. the sins

Lucifer

Lucifer needed to look for you, because it seems you have forgotten to give him a report you were supposed to give him in the last week

The report was necessary, so that he and diavolo could improve on the exchange program

So he was trying to look for you in the house of lamentation

So lucifer goes to your room, and there you are, vibing to whatever soundtrack you’ve got on

So he’s just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

And you still don’t realise the guy is staring at you

Lucifer decided to call your name

You didn’t hear him - levi lent you his headphones and those where noise cancelling

So he just s l i g h t l y taps you on your shoulder

Which scared the absolute shit out of you

And the fucker was smirking

You obviously were embarrassed

So you just 💨poof💨 out of existence

Obviously lucifer went from this 😏 to this 🤨 real quick

You were here a second ago where the hell are you

He hears something rush past him and this guy caught you. You were trying to leg it

He is confused but not surprised he thought he was catching thin air imagine how stupid he must’ve looked

So you ✨reveal✨ yourself and explain to him that you go invisible when you get embarrassed or scared

He honestly was just already rubbing his temples

he knew that a certain someone would try use this trick for a lot of pranks

But that dont mean he didn’t forget why he was here

Where is the report you were supposed to give mc 😀

Mammon

Mammon got scared shitless when he found out you could do this

So you were just chilling, ya know, doing your thing, and it seems you zoned out

You didn’t realise that mammon was behind you - i think you zoned out

So obviously mammon is like “ oi mc 😀”

Your soul ascended and your body has disappeared

And now mammon is bamboozled

Where the hell are you mc

Obviously mammon is standing in the middle of your room like 👁👄👁

And it’s becoming a little awkward

So show yourself and he just looks so baffled so you explain your ability

Bad idea

“Imagine all the people we can scam mc” like boi if you dont?🤨

Your gonna give me and the peacock a migraine

Leviathan

Now levi never meant to scare you, he just kinda uh- he had a little bit of a gamers rage

So hes raging over here, and he asks your opinion on that matter pretty loudly scaring the absolute shite out of you

Darling your not even here 😀

So now he’s like ‘aw they don’t even wanna listen to me rant 🥲’

Babes mc loves hearing you rant you just made them see lillith again

But then you appear after you come over your shock and he’s like “??!!”

So you explain and he’s got stars in his eyes

“That’s exactly like the main character in [insert long ass title that spoils the whole plot]

Satan

Satan wanted to read in the library as one does

So he’s in a corner with a bunch of books around him, and theres a tiny cat on his shoulder

All of a sudden he hears someone acting out a passage of idk - lion king or something

You’re out here saying “…and he’s absolutely right, only the bravest lions go there.”

This guy – he hears The Lion King, he comes running 🏃

And he sees you and he does a double take

So he just finishes the line off for you

“But I’m brave.”

And you just f a d e a w a y

Satan is just staring at the spot you were sitting in like 👁👄👁

How?

He’s questioning everything he knows

Like he can see maths equations around him

Please return back to normal

This guy is buffering, he still on the loading stage

So when you reappear, he’s asking you 100 questions per minute

Good luck he’s gonna follow you until you answer

Ngl he gets disappointed when you say that you become invisible when you get scared or embarrassed

You got him walking around the house like “🙂” ( not that he doesn’t already it’s just that you can tell it is even more forced-bros eye is twitching as well)

He’s fully disappointed. He went through ten stages of grief when you told him. Now he’s going to be like “my whole life I’ve been trying to master the art of invisibility, and now when I meet someone with this gift, they can only become non existent when scared or embarrassed. Do you know how sad, disappointed and disrespected I feel? 🥲”

Like bro calm urself it ain’t that deep ( don’t say that you’ll get yeeted to your house in the human world )

He will calm down after a bit, just try not to get scared or embarrassed around him he’ll start sulking again

Asmodeus

This hoe caught you in 4k

Asmo has some nice clothes aight

You’ll be damned if you don’t try some of them

Defo has a corset or something

So you are trying his clothes, feeling hot and sexy as you should 😌, and this twat

This twat just walks in like “Mc darlin you will never believe what I heard today”

Stops in his tracks

He literally had three reactions simultaneously

He like “👁👄👁” “ 🎱👄🎱” “ ✨👄✨”

“ oh my gosh honey you look hot as me lemme take some pictures”

Baby you aint even here, you disappeared

This guy aint stupid tho. He may be a hoe, but he a smart hoe

He had three conclusions

Either 1- you some how hid in his room in supersonic speed

2- you threw yourself out the window somehow ( this happened way too many times for some reason)

Or 3- you used magic to hide yourself

He’s honestly the only one who stopped and was like “hmmm now how does this happen”

All he says is “mc no need to be embarrassed love you looked just fine”

Absolute king imma tell ya

So you show yourself and he basically just is gushing over how good you look

Doesn’t even need an explanation, he figured it out already

Next time, he’ll dress you up mkay

Beelzebub

This sweetheart

He didn’t mean to scare you, honestly

T’was one midnight, and Lord Beel seemed to have an urgent need to eat

The lord doesn’t realise a fellow member of his chaotic ass house was in the sacred kitchen

His stomach does one hell of growl

He out hear sounding like Cerberus roaring

Hercules be having flashbacks

And our dear mc screeched

They never jumped so high in their life before

But alas, a human being cannot achieve to fly

They landed, crash landed on to the floor

Cue the groaning

The lord of the flies was busy devouring the food from the fridge, but have no fear, he cares for those he loves

He hears you, but he cant see you

Therefore he follows his nose

He can feel you, but you seem to have no physical appearance

You show yourself, and before a word falls from your mouth, he is asking you if you are okay, and if you would like to join him and have a feast with him

What a gentleman😌

How could one decline on a hellish feast, it is food after all

So anyway, apologies for the Shakespeare talk, he asks you while munching on some spaghetti

You ✨explain✨ and he’s just like “okay cool👌”

Yall end up speaking about random shit and having some great midnight feast

Belphegor

This little shit

This menace to society

All he ever does is eat and sleep

Yet he managed to scare you without even trying

Bro was not even awake, you woke him up

You were cleaning the attic at night mkay

So the candles are out and so is the moon

That is the only source of light you got

You be humming to Isabella’s lullaby

Meanwhile belphie

His on the floor outside the attic.

His body decides that the floor is uncomfortable lets move

So it moves (the body)

And now this idiot is sleepwalking

So I understand why you did what you did

He opens the door to le attic and just stands there for a minute

His brain is like “ayo we got some nice music going we gonna sleep like a baby today”

And you obviously turn to see a motherfucking demon standing in the middle of the room like 🧍‍♀️

The scream you gave out was demonic

Babes your being influenced by the bros i think you need a vacation.

He has now awoken and is like “ what what’s wrong what’s happening”

This man got drop kicked real quick

You unlocked a new move congrats

I guess this is revenge for the strangling

Then you realise ‘oh shit that was belphie’

So he’s on the bottom of the stairs shaking

Trembling like a leaf

This nincompoop made you think he was having a seizure

So you go dow the stairs very carefully- I mean, you don’t wanna get tricked again don’t ya 🤨

You poke him with the broom “ …uuh belphie” no response

You feel yourself becoming invisible again

You’re getting scared for real for real

“ belphegor?”

You are now this close 🤏 to screaming lucifers name

And this little fuck starts laughing

Not even that, he’s laughing, crying, rolling on the floor and now he laughing way too much he became silent and his tummy be hurting

When he calms down, he dont see you

He’s like “yo mc I didnt know you could kick that hard”

Doesnt even care you disappeared, he knows your there he can feel it

So you just appear again and your like 😐

“Yo what was funny? Bitch i thought you had seizure ”

Obviously he’s gotta apologise for giving you heart palpitations and when he does

“ you were invisible weren’t you? Can i interest yo in some ways to prank lucifer?🙂”

You just ignored him and went to sleep

You don’t get paid enough this shit, don’t you mc?

I hope this is okay love it’s my first time doing a request. Have a nice day sweetie muwah💋

Anybody have any requests to give me? I write mostly in head cannon form and i write for obey me

Please gimme requests I’m gonna get bored

Hello! Can I ask some angst?

Can you make a fic or headcanon with the demon brothers (or just your favourites)? Lets say the MC is very wortied or sad because somethibg happened to their dad who is pretty stern but raised them with lot of care and love.

If you don't want to or can't do it it is 100% OK!

I wish you health and take care!

Ngl, this hit close to home cuz my dad is like that and i always had cried in school when i was younger worried for him ( nothing’s wrong with him i was just like that)

Im going to do all the bros for this one to ya know have a feel of ✨writing stuff ✨ and ill start this with a fic and do the bros reaction in headcannon form end if that is okay with you. I also did some comfort too, i hope thats okay with you darlin

I also wish you a very good evening/day/night and health too sweetie, muwah

Gn Mc worried for their father ft. the bros

Warnings: mentions of stab wounds, surgical procedures, angst [and comfort]

You loved your family very much, especially your father. He was always open minded and taught you the difference between right and wrong. He made sure you would own up to your mistakes and learn from them, and taught you how to defend for yourself. He also taught you to take in activities that you enjoy, too. He always wanted the best for you.

It was during lunch break when you had the phone call. You were in the far corner of the library, minding your business, reading the demon version of human folklore. You saw the caller id and it was your mother phoning you. You were a little confused–she only ever calls you on the weekends, so this must be urgent.You answered the call and you heard your mother. “Mc, your father – something happened.” You noticed her voice was breaking up - she seemed to have been crying and that was enough for you know something was wrong, so horribly wrong.

“Ma, what happened to him?” You asked. She went silent. “…Ma?” Whatever has happened to dad must’ve shaken her up pretty badly you thought. “He… he got stabbed,” she whispered, as if she would start crying if she said it any louder. And you, so many thoughts were running through your mind, and you feared for the worst.

“He’s okay, right?” You were trying to reassure her and yourself: you did not want to believe that your father was critically injured. “He is in hospital.” Your mother took a deep breath before she continued, “ The doctors said that he got stabbed in the stomach multiple times, so now, he’s undergoing a surgery. Hopefully the surgery works out.” You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. Turns out your father got taken to hospital as quickly as possible and your mum was with him, which was a relief. However that did nothing to ease your fear. What if the surgery doesn’t work? What will happen then?

You bid your mother goodbye, and she promised to tell you the results of the surgery after a few days of rest for your father. Your thoughts did not calm down, and you felt yourself zoning out. Before you knew it , it was the end of lunch, and you made your way to lesson.

The rest of the day was a blur for you. Once you reached home, you went straight to your room and tried to get your mind off of your father by doing the long ass homework your demonology teacher given you. Your thoughts, however, were running 100 miles per minute.

Stabbed.

You gripped your pen tightly and continued writing. In the stomach. “Deep breaths mc, dad’s okay”.

Multiple times.

You closed your eyes. Surgery. You exhaled, hands shaking. May not work. You opened your eyes, tears welling up in them. Reaching for your books, you closed them, and put them in your bag as you wiped your tears. You tried to calm yourself down, before you heard the door being opened. You looked up and saw the brother who walked in, having a concerned look on his face. “MC? What’s wrong?” And thats all it took for your walls to come crumbling down.

Lucifer

He knew something was up the second you completely ignored him when he greeted you.

Your eyes had completely glossed over, and he didn’t like to see you upset

When he walked in your room, he honestly didn’t expect you to have been crying

You never show that side of you at all

So you can imagine how worried he was.

Lucifer asked you what the matter was, and you started sobbing

Lucifer walked up to you, and hugged you tightly

He never wants to see you cry, MC

You holding on to him tightly, voice cracking while trying to tell him what was wrong

He had to calm you down, of course, so he carded his hands through your hair, and hummed a little lullaby

This always worked when he tried to calm mammon down from his nightmares, so he tried to use this to calm you down, and it worked to his suprise

Lucifer pulled away from you and asked you what was wrong

When you finished telling him, he held you closely

Sure, he may not have a great relationship with his father, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try to comfort you

“Your father will be okay my love, I will make sure of it”

Safe to say that your father’s surgery went perfectly

Mammon

Mammon is smart when he wants to be, and out of the brothers he can tell when anyone is upset

So he knew straight of the bat, that something was up when you didn’t say hello to him

Your eyes had a far away look and he decided he hates that look on your face

So his heart broke when he saw you burst into tears when he walked into your room

He never hugged you tightly so fast in his life

Mammon drew patterns on your back and swayed slightly to calm you down

When you did, he asked you who made you upset

When you explained your situation, he obviously didn’t know what to say

He knew how much you cared for your father

He wasn’t going to not try comfort you though

“I know how much you care for him MC, but I’m sure the surgery will go well. Would you like me to send a crow to see how your father is doing - I hate seeing you upset”

The crow did tell you that your dad was a little exhausted but was doing fine

The day after, mammon swore he’d do anything to keep you smiling

Leviathan

Levi does online classes and hardly ever goes to school unless its for a meeting with diavolo

So when he heard you come into your room, he never bolted so fast in his life

He wanted to watch an ova of tsl with you

But that excitement died down when he saw you sobbing on your bed

He may be awkward, but he is an older brother to 4 siblings

He pulled you into side hug and stroked your hair

When he managed to calm you down, he asked what happened

He asked you then if you wanted a distraction from your mind – he didn’t know how to comfort you

When you agreed, levi took you to his room, he sat you down on his lap and you watched the ova

“I hope your dad gets better mc, i-i hate seeing you cry”

Satan

Satan wanted to go with you to a cat cafe, and he went to find you

He was very excited to go of course but he wanted you with him

So he bursts into the room and sees you upset

He asked you if you’re alright - and you started crying

He never ran to your side so fast

He is holding you close as comfortably as he can just like mammon did to him when he was younger

He told you to take deep breath to calm you down, and asked you what was wrong

You told him what happened, and, if he’s being honest, he had no clue what to say

But he did try to make you feel better

He needed to give you a distraction, so he got a book he always loved and read it to you

Either you were exhausted from crying or this book was magic, because you fell asleep

Satan lowkey wanted to check for himself if your father was okay, he wanted to reassure you when you woke up

Your father was indeed in safe hands, MC

Asmodeus

Asmo wanted to gossip with you, as one does, but he couldn’t find you

I guess he kinda forgot you live in a house, not in a school

Once he got his ass out of the school, he dashed home - straight to your room

Gives you eye contact and you burst out crying

Horny and narcissistic asmo out the window, here comes the king of comfort

Hugs you tightly [prolly feels soo safe in his arms] and asks you if you want to go to his room

So he takes you there via teleportation, and makes you sit on the bed

See, asmo was the brother that satan and the twins and levi go to if mammon isn’t available, so he does know how to calm them and comfort them in his own way

So he’s wiping your tears and asks you whats wrong

When you explain, he stays silent for a little, and asks if you want a distraction or if you just want some quiet

Whatever you ask of him, he would do, whether you want cuddles or a little self care session, he’ll give it to you

By the end of this, asmo managed to make you smile- a small smile, but still a smile

He also decides to ask lucifer to check on your father for you also made him swear to secrecy since he doesn’t think you want everyone finding out

He never wants to see you cry MC

Beelzebub

Beel came home pretty early but he was in the kitchen, so he didn’t see you go to your room

He’s quite worried already, since he doesn’t think he could hold his hunger off till dinner, but he does just fine

While dinners being made, he decided to check up your room since you didn’t say hello

He brings a bunch of snacks just in case he gets hungry and makes his way to your room

When he opens the door, he expected anything and everything but you crying

Older Twin mode activated

He hugs the everliving shit out of you, obviously minding his strength

Because he is the tallest, you are now technically being carried

Once you calm down, beel wipes your tears and seats you on his lap, he asks you whats wrong

He’s definitely a great listener as well, his eyes looking at you with understanding

His father was not like this, but he knows how important fathers are to humans

He asks you if you have eaten, and when you shake ya head no, he gives you a snack that he was gonna eat but clearly you need it more

He tells you that your father will get better, that everything will be fine

Honestly at this point he’s just reassuring you and swaying you side to side

Beel managed to distract you pretty well, because now he’s fully hungry, and he ends up whisking you away to the kitchen with him happy that you have a little smile on your face because of usual antics

The next day, beel still assured you that your father was doing fine, he was going to to keep an eye on you in case you get upset again

He doesn’t like seeing you upset MC

Belphegor

Olay first off, this little shit somehow was in you room

He woke up when you started sniffling and one look at your face, he knew that you were sad

So he crawls up to your lap, and you didn’t notice because you were far too deep in your head

Now he’s fully awake, and he decided to hug you, not knowing what to say

Something about his hugs made you feel very safe and sleepy-he was very soft somehow

You slowly stopped crying, and just buried your head in his shoulder

He sleepily asks you why you were crying, and when you told him, he had many questions running through his head

Lemme remind you this is the same guy who turned his hands into a necklace for you

He knew from past conversations with you that your father was one hell of a decent man

So he obviously is sorta mad because - “ who the heck stabbed your dad?”

Yes he kinda put your dad on his ‘must protect’ list

Anyway he decided to sing a little lullaby to you, which, gaddamn, it worked wonders

He cant comfort for shit, so you were only getting a hug and a lullaby out of him

Either ways, he may have been silent the whole time, but he was still gonna hold you because he’s too lazy to get up.

Fear not, dear MC, your father will perfectly fine, he checked and your father was sleeping soundly : the surgery was a success

However, those who stabbed your father tried to fuck around and find out, now they were out of date and needed to be disposed of

I am so sorry this took so long sweetheart

We’ve all seen lucifer with his long hair. But what about mammon with curly hair ? Long curly hair. You cant tell me that his hair is naturally straight- he definitely has it permed / silk pressed

Artists please draw mammon in curly hair i need to see it